This is not normal

>mfw amazon and google merge into the worlds ever largest super-corp
>mfw the beast becomes real
>mfw mark cuckerberg is actually a robot and will be the anti-christ

>totally missing the point
>par for the course on Sup Forums

lol at Sup Forums

what if he forgets to lock when he goes out because he receives a call or he simply didn't apply enough force? or is the door auto lockable?

services like this have existed at most japanese apartments for decades. maybe if america wasn't such a crime nigger-infested place, people wouldn't be freaking out so much.

Pro-tip: in the line beneath your address line, you can put instructions for the deliverer. For example- LEAVE ON FAR SIDE OF STAIRS. This is what I did so thieves didn't see my packages. Actually worked pretty well when they actually followed the instructions.

this
but honestly, considering the type of bugperson who would seriously think this is a thing to sign up for, they deserve every last bit of raping they receive

t. CIA nigger

So what will they do after that?

Amazon Assistent
>We will go to your bedroom and measure your and your wife's clothing, so that you do not need to enter that data yourself.
>Only $499 per month
>And only available to cuck we meant Prime members
>Paying us so that they are allowed to buy certain products from us

>not writing redpills in the instructions
>HILLARY CLINTON MURDERED VINCE FOSTER

Yes, but people over estimate criminals.

For example, most locks on houses are easy as fuck to open in like 1 minute or less with either a bump key, lock-pick tool or drill by anyone that has skill. People still trust them though. Unless you have a high-end lock like Medeco or similar.

92% of burglaries are either from forced entry or from people just walking in an unlocked door. Basically less than 8% bother with more sophisticated techniques. Most niggers will just break a window or break the door. It's faster.