Be german

>Break every form of deal you made with Britain and France
>Openly express your plans for "Lebensraum"
>Invade Poland under fabrications that Poles were slaughtering ethnic Germans
>Ayo we dindu nuffin

>germshits still blame austria

kek, fuck the fuhrer too cunt

Implying in a 1v1 they would've lost to anyone except russia, LUL

...

>be straya
>wage war on flightless birds
>give up after a week

>Be Germany
>Be smaller than the state of Texas
>Take on entire world, basically solo
>Almost win

FTFY

Great Britain declared WW2....

>None
Yeah, that's what they want you to think

rofl

Actually a Czech started the first one.