The Ideal Life

I want this but with a shit ton of land and at least one more kid.

>nagging bitch wife to scream at you the moment you walk in the door (inb4 just be alpha bro, hit her and go to jail for 20 years hurrrr durrr). While your white daughter (all white girls do it) fuck your family dog every night in secret. And then your wife cucks you and takes everything you own including your soul. And WHEN it happens, not even an if anymore, just a matter of when, so WHEN it happens, YOU will be maligned by everyone in the world as a cuck or a "deadbeat dad", your wife will tell lies to your kids and make them hate you.
" heh just be alpha bro" (false rape accusation because you had an argument about the stain on the rug, you go to jail for life).

Stats:
>3/4ths of marriages end in divorce in under 10 years
>93% of white divorces is initiated by the white female
>the woman wins 97% of child custody cases
Heh, just ignore the political climate and be alpha bro!

Thats interesting... All the married dudes I know are dorky overweight manlets and they hate their lives

>liking an animal that will like you no matter what.
>not liking an animal that has standards for human behavior.

Pathetic.

I'm not even a dog person (pretty much grew out of pets altogether as a kid), and I've always wanted a super friendly well-tempered and trained golden. It's like the family mascot for the perfect blonde-hair blue eyes family.

I don't want an animal to love me at all, why would you want that?

Dogs are a Jewish trick, cats are the redpilled pet.

Fuck you faggot, you're irrelevant to me.

>Daughter

Replace the (((dog))) with two more kids.

Owning a pet is cucked, don't even argue with this statement.

There's a difference between standards, and disliking you no matter what. Cats are the latter. They're inherently assholes, and any evidence to the contrary is just an example of them using you for attention.

Why not? That's literally the only reason to have a pet.