It's Happening!

[Evan Gonzalez]

foxnews.com/science/2017/12/11/nasa-to-make-major-announcement-thursday-will-reveal-new-kepler-discovery.html
>NASA has announced it will make an announcement surrounding a new discovery from its Kepler mission, a space telescope used to find exoplanets.
>The announcement, set for 1 p.m. EST on Dec. 14, will showcase a new discovery using machine learning techniques from Google. "Machine learning is an approach to artificial intelligence, and demonstrates new ways of analyzing Kepler data," NASA said in the press release.
>nasa sent google technology into space
Enjoy your botnet.

[Angel Stewart]

We found water on a space rock!!!!!!! With small worm!

[Easton Scott]

How small?

[Brandon Turner]

at no point did nasa refer to it as a 'major' announcement or anything like it.
it'll be something like "the AI has allowed us to discover expolanets 0.7% faster than before.

[Christopher Roberts]

im joking, thats just what the discovery will be , something completely fucking irrelevant

[Kayden Sullivan]

It's been fucking nothing everytime they announce something surely this time its different!

[Angel Jenkins]

>12 new "Earth-like" planets in the Goldilocks Zone.

That will be about it.

[Levi Sanders]

>has announced it will make an announcement
Fuck sake

And fuck google. So much for wimminz in tech
breitbart.com/tech/2017/12/09/female-entrepreneur-says-googles-women-in-tech-program-ostracized-her-for-being-conservative/

[Jason Wilson]

A small worm would be fucking significant

[Jason Scott]

by worm i mean microscopic microbes