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foxnews.com/science/2017/12/11/nasa-to-make-major-announcement-thursday-will-reveal-new-kepler-discovery.html
>NASA has announced it will make an announcement surrounding a new discovery from its Kepler mission, a space telescope used to find exoplanets.
>The announcement, set for 1 p.m. EST on Dec. 14, will showcase a new discovery using machine learning techniques from Google. "Machine learning is an approach to artificial intelligence, and demonstrates new ways of analyzing Kepler data," NASA said in the press release.
>nasa sent google technology into space
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We found water on a space rock!!!!!!! With small worm!

How small?

at no point did nasa refer to it as a 'major' announcement or anything like it.
it'll be something like "the AI has allowed us to discover expolanets 0.7% faster than before.

im joking, thats just what the discovery will be , something completely fucking irrelevant

It's been fucking nothing everytime they announce something surely this time its different!

>12 new "Earth-like" planets in the Goldilocks Zone.

That will be about it.

>has announced it will make an announcement
Fuck sake

And fuck google. So much for wimminz in tech
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A small worm would be fucking significant

by worm i mean microscopic microbes

An extraterrestrial organism of any size would be a world changing event.

>56% education

Government lies all the time. But NASA would never lie right?

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Soon.

Did you know that autists are severely deficient in facial recognition? If those are same persons to you... ive got sum bad news

Mars rover found a squirrel on mars? Or did they? Filmed in earth editors missed it. Which is more likely?

All those women look absolutely disgusting.

How do Finns recognize each other? By smell?

Do you have prosopagnosia?
These people have different eyes, ears, noses, jaw structure, eye color, eye shapes, different teeth, different skin color, and different earlobes.

telepathic hieroglyphs

Thank you martians for cleaning the solar panels.

nice try but we know you're not that stupid

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You fooking spooky Space Elves, you.

I see absolutely zero potential in that photo.

How is that a squirrel

autismo confirmed

Ear lobes don't match on ANY of them.

Essentially they're using an image processing algorithm to detect features and are going to hype this up combined with some feature it detected as a joint hype venture w/ Google to position NASA as using cutting edge technology.

The hype train is insufferable

What is it then? Mark Twain once said "it's easier to fool a man than convince a man he's been fooled"

Did you know autists are severely deficient in rodent recognition? If this looks like a rock to you... I've got sum bad news.

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where's the squirrel in that picture? is it behind the highlighted stone?

Why? Everyone knows odds are in favor of some sort of extraterrestial meaningless life. It would change nothing.

if they found an alien of any sort that wouldn't be irrelevant at all. but that's not going to be the announcement, it's always something benign like "this planet is kiiinda earth-sized."

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>"Whatever we say is pic related," NASA said in the press release.

ftfy!

It is a fucking rock you piece of mutt

First off, it would prove we are not alone (even if it's just single cell life).

DNA testing the alien life could further or debunk panspermia.

Russians would get drunk and try to have sex with it. Pajeets would ask to see its Spice Bobs and Vagene.

EVERYONE is deficient in rodent recognition. That's how they survive

i stand corrected. that's really convincing. i'll convert to your way of seeing things just as soon as you link me to the image on the right, anywhere on the nasa website.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how can anyone with an IQ higher than 90 still believe in the lies of NASA???

EARTH IS FLAT

they lied to you they only release CGI AND ARTWORKS!!!

YOU GOT TROLLED BY COMPUTER IMAGES AND ANIMATIONS BRAINLETS

There's nothing major about it, this is just the Kepler Program releasing a progress update before the AAS conference next month.

Plus, they're a pain in the ass to hunt. You need to eat 11-12 of these little guys to feel full.

>gimp

not an argument

>limestone formations suggesting calcium build up from organisms
>shrubs
if only we had such interesting things from mars

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>announced it will make an announcement
I wonder if there was an earlier announcement of the announcement about the announcement.

>when google shuts down the legacy captcha, it'll be replaced by one involving the Kepler photos
>to shitpost on Sup Forums, you'll have to identify aliums, bacterial microtubes, and meme-worthy rocks on other planets

Hey guys big update from nasa check out this planet! Its 3 times the size of earth and this artist representation shows you exactly what its like to live of the surface of a planet we just found last week by looking at its 2 billion year old after image

Earth is NOT flat. We just haven't left low earth orbit.

EARTH IS FUCKING FLAT

THERE ARE NO OTHER GALAXYS OR PLANETS TO DISCOVER

EARTH IS THE CENTER

RESEARCH FLAT EARTH AND FREE YOURSELF FROM THE JEWISH MASONIC LIES

so... you can't? you just believe that ridiculous image and never once checked to see if nasa actually published the one on the right and claimed it to be a picture from mars?

All that picture proves is Start trek nerds all look the same

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WE ALL GOT LIED BY EVIL ITSELF

As someone who closely keeps eye on search for exoplanets, i am exited. Theoretically we might be able to find habitable planets already - if we find enough oxygen in their atmosphere (Which is possible if they are close enough)
It basically confirms that there is vegetation, which means water, which means life.

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>With small worm

Life of any form found would literally be the most significant thing to happen in human history

it would immediately and incontrovertibly disprove all major religions

It's almost like camera are different sometimes

THE SUN IS FLAT CONFIRM CONFIRM !

>some clouds look similar
>therefore earth is flat

Bible does not make claims about extraterrestial life. Buddhism does not make claims about extreterrestial life. About islam I have no idea.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOK AT THE FUCKING FAKE SATELLITE

ITS ALSO BEND

because fisheye objective

They will fail to mention that the planet is a small neptune-like planet orbiting a small red dwarf on the outer edge of it's so-called goldilocks zone. Fucking retarded.

>different artists

different earths

Aliens !!!!

> They're HEERRREEEEE!!!!

Don't forget, not only id the earth flat,but we live on the back of a turtle

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Oh look, another "gee we get to pretend we discovered something" moment. Hype machine spins for next generation of unscience as science because big budgeting.

I see NASA is working round the clock to keep dumbfucks occupied with space related shit

>Bible does not make claims about extraterrestial life. Buddhism does not make claims about extreterrestial life. About islam I have no idea.

there's no reason for an anthrocentric god to create life somewhere else in the universe

Nah.
It wouldn't.
Considering lifeforms anywhere are most likely, much like ours. Unless we prove existence of methane based lifeforms etc.
But as of now, most likely alien encountered, even in bacterial form, will be much like ours.
We can even theorize that intelligent aliens look just like us. Same evolutionary processes will be required, like developed hands, walking on two feet, etc.
I forgot the name of that theory that has to do with question of high probability of alien life and no evidence of it...But that might explain why - there are just fellow hoomans out there much like us shitposting somewhere on alien Sup Forums

Dude, you don't hunt flying squirrels, they hunt you.

ayy lmaos????

oh come on adolf, they're even labelled as having come from different satellites, at wildly different altitudes. what's that supposed to prove?

nah its an enclosed system devil

That is just your opinion. You are merely saying that existence of extraterrestial life would render your understanding of major world religions invalid. Who cares?

>ITS ALSO BEND

these are the people who believe in space conspiracies

I don't think so. But it would be neat.
It's all but guaranteed that there is life out there. A confirmation of a near inevitability isn't that crazy.

It would be nuts if we made it to the stars and never once found life anywhere.

google satellites and see graphics only

I hunt and eat them with a grill named Tiit every time I'm in Estonia. They're a little gamey.

Conspiracy theories only work if there's reason and cause

9/11 being an operation by Bush would be to invade Iraq for oil

Sandy hook by Obama to push gun control

The biggest reason the flat earth conspiracy doesn't make sense is there's no reason for it to be a coverup

If anything, the deep state would benefit from the Earth being flat/center of the universe and lying that it's round and we have the ability to explore

Camera resolutions and switching from film to digital media certainly weren't a factor
Neither were the filterers they used on the cameras, position of the sun earth and moon ,current season and angle of the earth
Nope they should all look exactly the same!

there are a high amount of shills against flat earth

you will get what you deserve soon :^

There's no reason for him to create life here.
Boredom. This is the world he gave us, that doesn't say he didn't give other worlds.

Don't be a fag.

eoimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/57000/57723/globe_west_2048.jpg

there's the actual image in question. zoom in on them, they're not copies

you got manipulated by the jewish fisheyeobjective

The pictures are taken at different altitudes with different lenses with different filters for different purposes.

W..w..what is the point of this?

no wonder your country is getting raped, hans

here we go fucking shill

thats made with photoshop

Nasa has beaten aliens at chess.

They would definitely resemble humanoids. But saying that they would look just like us is a poor conclusion. Our facial features for example have nothing objective to them, apart from certain aesthetic ratios.

No, flat earth is on the back of a turtle, that's the original story CIA doesn't want you to know
Even the flat earth theory has been hijacked by these Illuminati reptilians

switching proxys will not help you

your masters will abandon you

enjoy your last paychecks

your money will not help you

Look up himawari-8 you cunt.

gravity is a lie

earth is fixxed and stable