NASA HAPPENING

THEY FINALLY GONNA ADMIT THE TRUTH!

NASA holds a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT every couple months and it's always fucking nothing

>NASA TO HOLD MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT
woo-hoo they are probably hiring more women and niggers

>we live in the age of "FAKE"...anything can be faked.

>.anything can be faked.
>the dinosaurs and emu war was fake

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kys shill

bump for lmaos

It will be this:
Nasa: Dudes, we're like super stoked! We found a planet that might be able to support life.
Journalist: Where is this Planet?
Nasa: in a solar system only 500,000 light years away!
Journalist: So if we could travel at the speed of light, which we can't get anywhere near, nor ever will be able to then it would take us half a million years to get there, by which time any people on board a spaceship would have either died out or evolved to be more suited to life on a spaceship than on an earth like planet anyway, so what is the point?
Nasa: Umm, yeah. We didn't think of that. Not really that exciting really is it? Kinda pointless news when you put it like that... Can we have some more money please Mr Trump?

NASA has revealed that this planet is proof of global warming, evolution, the holocaust and Hilary Clinton won the election. They assure us the planet is populated and issued this picture to back up their claims (pic).
They also said that anyone who disagrees is a big racist and possibly rural.

this, but we can import 6 million niggers instead and give them all welfare! we don't have a plan but fuck it!

>Nasa to hold major announcement after artificial intelligence makes planet-hunting breakthrough

>The space agency said that the discovery was made with the help of Google artificial intelligence

NASA to make an huge blowjob to Google to lure financial investors for both.