Be Wales

isn't wales the capital of Scotland?

I'd say so but it's very cold here.

>ddim yn siarad cymraeg

Welsh-born USonian here. I am often surprised when I meet fellow adults who don't know of Wales. You have to bring up the whole Prince/Princess of Wales thing to get them on the right track.

Why would they? I can't even point out Wales on a map and I live in Cheshire. You're literally irrelevant. Your last greatest hit was Finsbury Park Mosque.

Chester is rightful welsh soil

>who is Æthelfrith
It's English by right of conquest, you should know about that being a colony yourself.

>I can't point where I live on the map
That means you're retarded though.

Wales is England's Indian reservation.

We protect and subsidise Wales because they remind us of our British roots. Wales is somehow purer than Scotland and Ireland, unsullied by recent European genes. There's no reason to invade Wales, yet it's also impregnable due to it's hostile terrain. The Welsh are real life hobbits.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same nation as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.