UFO

whats the chance that aliums are hyper evolved humans from millennia in the future that have time traveled back to observe humanity. They cannot directly interact since it would destroy their timeline, hence they hover in non-detectable hovering ships.

Also, given that space exploration is inherently a scientific undertaking, it makes more sense that they would observe us.

Listen to the AUDIO. What do the pilots think it could be? The fact that it hasnt been subbed fully is worrysome. FUCKING BLUE BEAM DO NOT ACCEPT THE LIES WRAPPED IN TRUTH

>What would we have to offer them as primitive beings?

hentai and memes.

Aliens travel millions of lightyears, find earth. Land in Buttfuck Idaho, and instead of introducing themselves, they mutilate some cows (and leave the corpses) and anally probe Jethro.

Hyper intelligent Aliens, capable of faster than light travel. Anally probe Jethro. Have faster than light travel, don't have TSA bodyscanners, or the ability to read biology textbooks. Use a meth-addict as an example of mankind.

Never lands in Time Square, Westminster, Paris......Always in 'IncestVille, Population 52'

Face it, if there is advanced FTL travelling Aliens, we are about as interesting to them as a bedbug infestation. If they wanted our shit, they'd take it, and theres nothing we could do about it. Even Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum couldn't Apple their way out of it for us.

Humans are a biological anomaly, life is spread throughout the universe but is more or less feral. I think in time we will discover that what we are seeing is our future selves viewing the past. Time is best described as a river, and if you consider this then travelling backward would never be an instantaneous endeavor but instead a journey. It could also explain why we see so many more now as we approach that point in time than compared to the past.

Ludicrous? So they don't try to chase it or verify it was a sun dog?

Metal from space means metal not made within Earth's gravity or electromagnetic fields. In other words it could have been made beyond the normal noticeable effects of Earth orbit.
Humans have had the technology to do that since at least the mid 1950s. Around the time anti-gravity went from being headline news to disappearing completely from the controlled media.

Maybe they have been brainwashed into thinking it is morally wrong to conquer inferior races and cultures, and we are going to be integrated into their society to fuck it up

>aliens land on earth
>introduce them to Christianity
>Christianity becomes a universal religion
>????
>Profit