Why is Reddit so pozzed?

They make the Army sound fucking awesome

lmfao none of this is true. Sounds ether completely made up or someone who got kicked out of basic for being a pussy wanted an excuse so they made up some BS

>What is a Sup Forums larping on Reddit for 500 Alex!

>if they're brown shoot them down

Isnt the US Army like 44% brown?

God dammit I wanted to live out my Enclave fantasies in real life

>reddit
>U.S. Cellular

ahh because the other 56% is white

>and then everyone stood up and clapped

I think there was more to this soyim's story, something about escaping through a window and going on a perilous journey

Why would he even join US army if he doesn't want to kill in offensive wars for petrodollar?