Why is Reddit so pozzed?

They make the Army sound fucking awesome

lmfao none of this is true. Sounds ether completely made up or someone who got kicked out of basic for being a pussy wanted an excuse so they made up some BS

>What is a Sup Forums larping on Reddit for 500 Alex!

>if they're brown shoot them down

Isnt the US Army like 44% brown?

God dammit I wanted to live out my Enclave fantasies in real life

>reddit
>U.S. Cellular

ahh because the other 56% is white

>and then everyone stood up and clapped

I think there was more to this soyim's story, something about escaping through a window and going on a perilous journey

Why would he even join US army if he doesn't want to kill in offensive wars for petrodollar?

I wish this was true desu

Funny how even though he says he hates the US military, he spends most of his time on /r/army and acts like he has nothing against it.

What sub did you find this comment on, OP?

laughed really hard while reading this, if fucking only

/r/ThatHappened

why are leftists such brainlets?

>nametag
>'white'

topzozzle

Lol holy fuck never noticed it before

/thread

how many upvotes did this fake bullshit get?

This soy boy faggot failed basic training and made up a bunch of shit because he was angry; you fail if you shoot too many unarmed targets.

this wouldn't have happened if you had a real president

Unadulterated bullshit, and this thread is probably data mining to determine how many of us are ex-military.

tips tinfoil

>if they're brown, shoot them down
So did they all just start shooting at each other?

This.

lol

That is the fakest bullshit I have ever read. I know because I went to basic training and none of that shit happened

lmao which one of you did this

White cucks lie

bazinga

Where's the fake news flag?

This is the most ridiculous lie I've ever heard.

this is actually pretty good

Holy shit, I can't wait to get to basic!

Aren't ameritards well known for friendly fire?

This is fake as fuck

>if they're brown, shoot them down
>mfw the US military ends up killing half off the American population
which one of you faggots wrote this, you deserve a (you) t b h

In basic everybody was brown.
-t. Non Filipino navy sailor