>be me
>Trying to sleep in my room
>Everything so fucking quiet
>Mom's in living room
>Someone knocks on the door
>Mom asks who's there
>Someone started fucking kicking the door
>Run to the door to hold it
>I make a shotgun reload noise with my mouth
>Get the fuck outta my house or I'll shoot
>Hear a man saying to another one "oh crap he's got a gun"
Such is the life of a gunless Australian
aghhh my benis
Just call the cops dude
Let us know when the police show up and search your home for the firearm.
was the sound of the voice more like:
"rompah stompah crikey eh's got a gun shrimp on da bahbee"
or like:
"nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga"?
Why would you not have a gun anyway?
You'll be arrested for illegal shotgun noise. You have no right to do that. That poor guy will sue you to recover from the PTSD you've inflicted on him. You fake-gun fake-trigger-happy nazi.
He is a pussy living in a pussy nation.
How do you make a shotgun reload noise with your mouth
THIS.
Government is run by women and faggots.
That's like even more of a reason to buy a gun.
I wish our countries got along
>I make a shotgun reload noise with my mouth
He meant the schck schck* sound
*in spanish
I had the impression your gun laws were kinda like in the US where you can buy mortars for home defence and stuff. Guess I'll go make a quick lurk.
Yeah I'd like that.
based ruskie. have a rare Mattis
so what ur saying is we should start selling a child 'the animal goes ____' toy shaped like a gun with different gun sounds installed to australians to protect them in similar situations
>>I make a shotgun reload noise with my mouth
How?
lol bitch nigga.
as an amerimutt im no more than 5 ft away from my assault rifle , and about 40+ 30rd magazines stashed nearby.
we arent making shotgun noises with our mouths, we thanking jesus
What the fuck is this civil shit, you goyim aren't supposed to get alone!
Fucking Amerimutts STOP
that's how we do it in burger land too. our cats say 'meow' and our dogs say 'ruff'
Do the reload sound on vocaroo
shut up gook
>call the cops
>get murdered in the 15 minutes it takes them to get there
kek
Get a dog faggot.
Iv owned dogs that bark and bite all my life and I have never been burgled. Closest I came to being robbed was being home sick one day, and had 3 maoris trying to break a laundry window to get in.
Only to be meet by my German Shepard so they didn't even bother climbing through the broken window.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP
>pew pew pew
our cows say moo and our owls tell abbott and costello jokes
>AYO HOL UP. HE BE HAVIN' A GUN YO
The absolute state of anywhere that isn't America
use what you got i guess, post an emu in the front yard or start tossing spiders at them.
>make a shotgun noise
>with my mouth
All I could think of at this point was that nigger from Police Academy who made the noises. With his mouth. Almost peed a little.
Chit Chit
>>I make a shotgun reload noise with my mouth
I hope those burglars didn't call the police, you could get in trouble for that.