Be me

The absolute state of anywhere that isn't America

use what you got i guess, post an emu in the front yard or start tossing spiders at them.

>make a shotgun noise
>with my mouth
All I could think of at this point was that nigger from Police Academy who made the noises. With his mouth. Almost peed a little.

Chit Chit

>>I make a shotgun reload noise with my mouth
I hope those burglars didn't call the police, you could get in trouble for that.