Trivialize and entire part or arc with "muh x"
Ex: muh identity
JoJo Thread
>it actually plays the intro music
Oh wow.
muh 4
>muh file resolutions
>muh board
Let the voice of love take you higher and higher!
>he wants dio to be his mind waifu tulpa
Fuck. This autist is trying to go schizo. Sorry for blogposting bu I dont understand wanting such a tulpa.
muh dead dad
But DIO is a good guy.
> ywn hold S&W in your arms
hell
Did you purposely shrink the picture in order to annoy everybody?
>muh hand fetish
>muh bad brutha
Scooby: 「Fear of the Dark」 Self explanatory
Shaggy: 「Summer in the City」 I feel like he needs a classic 60s song.
Fred: nailed it with 「Tangerine Dream」
Daphne: 「Walking Boots」
Velma: 「Edge of Seventeen」
No clue about what the stands would do
>muh big fat gay aztec wedding
I did tangerine dream first.
Use another song.
Also, Nazis with stands wanting to grow the forbidden fruit tree again>>> your shit
>not wanting to watch Scooby's Bizarre Adventure: Mystery Machine is Not Crash
>John Cena's Stand
Obviously Achtung Baby.
Tangerine Dream is a pony in Blossom's Bizarre Adventure, a Jojo/MLP crossover fanfiction.
So maybe you should use another song.
>muh napkin
is it only me or does S&W looks kinda small in this?
Not 「You Can't See Me」
>literal Jojonies
Can't make this shit up
Give me examples of wounds characters should have died from
Mine's still better
It have tigers.
Jokes aside, a jojo part in the WWII will be amazing.
Imagine if Stroheim wasn't killed by regular soldiers in stalingrad, but by stand users.
There's a stand called Mein Kampf
and another one called Übermensch
Russians don't need Stands to defeat Nazis. They are Russians.
Nazi tech vs German superhuman body
BBA has a stand called Chemical Romance that shoots out a gas that makes people fall in love.
So you know. There ya go.
Polnareff. No, pick a wound. Any wound.
Except for maybe the tonguing he got from Enya and her zombies, but that whole fight was just there for closure on the Geil arc anyway.
Uh, how do you know this?
How about the cut on the leg he got from Devil?
Because there's a wiki.
There's always a wiki.
>satantrips
Nice. I am just worried the tulpa will manipulate him. That said, if I was patient enough maybe a personality like that would be interesting to interact with. I remember a greentext about an accidental Dio tulpa who made life hell.
Small & Wet
Pucci turning his own head inside out to defend from Anasui's attack.
Pucci getting impaled by Weza's blood spikes.
FF should have been able to kill Pucci when she shot her own head.
>this has better animation than the part 4 anime
lol Davidfags
>not Death in June
is the davidbashing naranciafag the same as the old naranciafag
Narancia is my best friend and together we're going to brutally take down David. April 18th is drawing near, the Davidfags will be swallowed by God's own cock.
no, just an imposter
decent shitposter tho, don't mind him much
>just an imposter
Fuck you fucker. You're fucking asking for it Davidfag.
I don't even like the anime
Is Kira the Styil Magnus of JoJo?
>AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH STRAY KETTO HELP ME IT"S HAPPENING AGAIN!
>It's another Naranciafag civil war thread
It'll all be over by April 18th
Are you gonna fucking bomb David?
You better fucking deliver since its tomorrow you hack
Nah, he's just going to push the date back, to May.
>ANIME SCREENSHOTS
FUCK YOU FUCKER APRIL 18TH IS FINA[L. MARK MY FUCKING WO[RDS DAVIDFAG Y[OU WON'T BE FUCKING LAUGHING WHEN YOU ARE FACE TO FACE WITH THE COCK OF GOD HIM[SELF
>xfag is going to do something on the 18th
>same day as the new JJL chapter comes out
>He wants everyone's attention
Trust me, i'll have your attention . video will be uploaded too for those who miss it\april18th
What, is it going to be just you, burning David merch or "BDs?" Riveting.
Are you going to cum on a picture of Narancia while you burn a printed paper with David Productions logo?
Triggered
Narancia is cute! I hope nothing fence related happens.
I didn't say you could take over, did I fucker? Wait until April 18th has passed and I'll allow you to post on this thread again
What style should a part 6 anime soundtrack have? I feel like it needs a blues/blues rock feel to it.
muh ants
So, is it just circle jerking and name drops around here?
What the fuck did I just read
Get Jesus -> Get power -> Get laid
These steps can be taken in any order.
Did DIO and Pucci homosex each other?
It's been 13 hours since I started edging waiting for the spoilers.
When the fuck are they coming out?
>13 hours
D-DIO-sama is that you
I think I did that once
tomorrow
No
...
Yes
They are invincible.
>Muh-ther
Jolyne a waifu Pucci a shit
Go to bed, Anasui.
What's the most depressing part?
My life.
5 or 6, definitely.
Most sad: part 1
Most mad: part 6
Like the entire part 5 is reflective of Araki's depression. 70% of the cast dies most of the time in a gruesome way, La Squadra cry for their comrades and all die like dogs without accomplishing a single thing, Narancia is a MC but dies like nothing and gets nothing, Diavolo was revealed to be abused until his psyche couldn't take it anymore, Doppio's final words are how lonely he is without Bossu after getting pumped full of bullets, Diavolo gets an infinite loop death and loses his mind, and it ends with Giorno looking like he's about to commit suicide with no real closure for the part.
>giorno about to suicide
Wtf user he became boss
If the anime doesn't add Giorno bringing Narancia back to his hometown I'm not watching it
Wait for the Purple Haze Feedback ova
Forget that.
Part 5 should just be skipped entirely.
But you'll have to watch till the end to learn if he does, dumbass
You can't skip fate forever, Boss.
Pretty much
>Implying that a non-canon POS will get an OVA
It misses the point of the themes and characters of the part really badly, dude
is doppio manly?
Diavolo's extra hair migrates to Doppio's body when he's in that form, so yeah, Doppio's manly as hell
Part 7 for me. Johnny, Gyro, HP and Diego all have depressing back stories
He has big balls for a small guy.
Which Jojos are better?
Dead Jojos or alive Jojos?
>Joseph
>Johnny
Definitely the dead ones
Joseph is still alive
>Dead: Jonathan, Jotaro, Jolyne, Johnny
>Alive: Joseph, Josuke, Giorno, Gappy
It could honestly go either way, depending on your personal taste. Jonathan and Giorno drag their sides down, but Jolyne, Johnny, Josuke and Gappy pull them back up again.
>Dead
Jonathan: +0
Jotaro: +3
Jolyne: +5
Johnny: +5
>Alive
Joseph: +2
Josuke: +4
Giorno: -1
Gappy: +3
spoilers when
Never
thanks halohorka artakgi for nothing jojaliino was a mistake