I wish I was English every day

I wish I was English every single day of my life.

I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional British princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Henry, Elizabeth, Jack, Madeleine, Jeffrey, and John.

I wish I was living in the countryside of England, in a small village, with castles and splendid architecture every mile.

I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. English women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

I want to smoke, use the loo, listen to eurobeat, eat delicious pastries, and freely be drunk in public.

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Why not Jim and James?

They listen to more guitar music than eurobeats. That’s germany

t. I lived there for a while

what fairy tales have you been reading lad?

whats a weeb, but for britain?

Why i wish I was american, because you live in such a diverse country that in 30 years time your people will be the best looking in the world because of mixing and diversity.

teaboo

i like that. i'm stealing that for future use. thanks leaf

I wish I lived in traditional England too user....

I wish I was American