I wish I was English every day

I wish I was English every single day of my life.

I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional British princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Henry, Elizabeth, Jack, Madeleine, Jeffrey, and John.

I wish I was living in the countryside of England, in a small village, with castles and splendid architecture every mile.

I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. English women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

I want to smoke, use the loo, listen to eurobeat, eat delicious pastries, and freely be drunk in public.

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>Jack
>John
Why not Jim and James?

They listen to more guitar music than eurobeats. That’s germany

t. I lived there for a while

what fairy tales have you been reading lad?

whats a weeb, but for britain?

Why i wish I was american, because you live in such a diverse country that in 30 years time your people will be the best looking in the world because of mixing and diversity.

teaboo

i like that. i'm stealing that for future use. thanks leaf

I wish I lived in traditional England too user....

I wish I was American

me too user

This is what the real England looks like.

>its this thread again
Glad to see we're up. It was France last time, wasn't it?

Damn only 2 people of colour that is bad. England needs to be 40% mixed race.

I wouldn't want to live in that shithole for anything. Crappy food, emasculated men, women have crooked teeth and horse faces. Govt pushes atheism on the populace. It's really a pathetic place.

moshi moshi amercin-san

I tu wish to be anglo in every way and to eatu jellied eels whilst singing god bless the queens

bestu lucku amercan-san

thats breddu goodu

We have our cesspits, but the comfy England still exists. I visited England under the assumption it was a slum and was surprised at how comfy and idyllic it was.

Thanks for your opinion.

It's beautiful

This desu

There are still many great towns and villages

The more rural the more (((diverse))) it gets

I live in a nice part of Essex so it's not that bad

Seriously, England is a great place, from an outsider's perspective. You have Birmingham and Tower Hamlets, but you also have York, Winchester, etc. Southern England (minus London) is lit.

Liverpool is pretty white I heard

Yeah but we still have to address the (((demographics)))

London is completely fuked

It's 91% white. It isn't necessarily British as there are lots of Irish there (Catholicism is pretty big in Liverpool).
It's quite rough in Liverpool, though.

>tfw live on the cotswolds
I live your dream you fuck

>Yeah but we still have to address the (((demographics)))

According to live births the pakistani, african ann begali briths have stagnated, but mixed race have increased so how do you solve that.

Not really. For white Brits, it is, but white people as a whole are still the majority overall. I've only had positive experiences in London (even when I had to go through Tower Hamlets, etc).

Bristol, Bath, Greater Manchester, North tyneside, Cardiff, Norwich and more to name are all still at least 80%+ white and like 90%+ if consider mixed race as british..

Mixed race includes non-whites (as well as non-British whites, if you want to be pedantic). Apparently Polish immigrants racemix a lot, but that might be wrong.

Northumberland went from 98% white to 99% white from 2001 to 2011. I believe Cumbria is 96% too, or was.

To elaborate, mixed race includes non-white ethnic groups mixing with one another.

kek

Bengalis in east london aren't a problem like the yardies.

Would you consider a brit mixing with a indian as white since indians are indo-europeans.

You're a fucking cuckold to the queen, muslims & police that can't protect you. Do it...DO IT...

Simple, we need a race war

No, but I wouldn't consider them subhumans.
Indian girls are HOT and are thirsty for the BWC.

I mean a brit mixed with an indian would have
>50% chance for blue yes
>high chance of brown or blonde hair
>have the same tan as an italian

If americans are considered white then they should also be considered white

>lewes
I used to work in a pub just round the corner from where that photo was taken. Some of the biggest cunts youd ever meet in your life

Yeah, but that's Anglos for you (no offence).
>"I have never been to the UK or Europe" the post

Brits, Arabs and Indians are quite racially similar compared to blacks. Whenever I see an Indian woman have kids with a huwite man, the kid usually looks a bit off, but nothing hapa or mulatto tier.

>I wish I was English every single day of my life.
Anglo power ranking:
Rhodie > Yankee > Norniron > Texan > North English = Highlander > Australian > Dixie > Welsh > Irish > Southern English

This doesn't make any sense. Welsh and Irish people aren't Anglos, and Southern Anglos have the most wealth and support the rest of the country. Northern Anglos are generally poorer and less-educated. Compare Northern and Southern England and the South is gold compared to the North (minus London).

How about you remove "yankee" from my sight and then we'll consider that list?

The Irish aren't (or rather, quite a lot are) but the Welsh certainly fucking are. What have you been smoking? You do know the Iberian admixture in Wales is mostly Celtic and not sombrero nigger blood?

true

liverpool is full of white heroin and crack addicts.. a bit like in the mid west of the USA.

It's more depressing than that.

Anglo = English
Welsh people like myself aren't English.

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Anglo = English. Anglo = Anglo-Saxon which is a term for the two most dominant groups that made up the Anglo-Saxon heptarchy, of which there's relative amounts of DNA for each across Britain. Not to mention 'Celtic' is just another group of Germanic people from the megalith culture, making you even more indistinguishable from Anglo-Saxons.

nature.com/articles/ncomms10408

> recent analyses have revealed considerable fine-scale genetic structure in the Northern and Western parts of Great Britain, alongside striking homogeneity in Southern and Eastern England4 in the regions where archaeologists identify early Anglo-Saxon artifacts, cemeteries and communities. A variety of estimates of the fraction of Anglo-Saxon genetic ancestry in England have been given5,6,7,8, with the recent fine structure analysis suggesting most likely 10–40% (ref. 4).

>n summary, this analysis suggests that on average 25–40% of the ancestry of modern Britons was contributed by Anglo-Saxon immigrants, with the higher number in East England closer to the immigrant source. The difference between groups within Britain is surprisingly small compared with the large differences seen in the ancient samples. This is true for both the UK10K samples and for the British samples from the 1,000 Genomes project, although we note that the UK10K sample locations may not fully reflect historical geographical population structure because of recent population mixing.

I wish I was Belgian

Germanic power ranking
Scandis/English/Scots > Germans/Austrians/Aussies/Frisians > Canadians > Northern French > Dutch > Texan > Yankee

Looks fun tbqh.
Would love to visit just to get sloppy drunk and belligerent, considering your police can't actually do anything.
It looks like a movie set, like everything is nearly life size, but not quite.

>considering your police can't actually do anything.
You say that but then you'll end up waking up in a cell where you find out paki rape privileges don't extend to lardtards who just take the piss when they're drunk.

the reason why is because the police do not have to deal with people that could be carrying fucking firearms. but enjoy your second amendment.

You forgot:
Buckeye > all

>he thinks this is what England is actually like
You couldn't be more wrong about the women m8, you've seen too many films.

I do, and I'm glad our police aren't afraid to shoot a dumb cunt.
If I managed to get arrested by an unarmed clown in a yellow hat, I would just end myself.

Went there recently and I was surprised at the lack of shitskins. There were a few soyboys out shilling for the socialist party though.

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You probably shouldn't go fourth with your plan of annoying unarmed clowns in (black, not yellow) hats when drunk then. You'd be unarmed too. How fast can your scooter go?

You're a few decades too late.

Somali rapefugees can dryhump your female officers, but I can't have a little fun? Why is bongistan so racist?
I want recreate one of those British comedies where they chase me through a series of doors down a hallway while silly music plays.

You can start by giving me all your knives

Some times I'm not sure if Brit/pol/ really are this stupid or if we're infested with foreign spies.

Not going to happen lardy. Play by the rules.

This stuck up attitude is exactly the reason I want to come to your country and cause cheeky drunken mischeif.
>Ploy boy thee reuls moite, pip pip cheerio, haow abaout oy noice tea and crumpets?

You mean England isn't like in the movies? Son of a bitch.

In England even the power stations are beautiful.

Don't even try to run lad.

Pasta Carbonara turns to Pasta Bolognese

If you learn one thing from browsing pol, it should be that bongs suck ass.

Why would anyone want to be British?

I've heard they have massive cocks.

Scots do.

If they did why do they sub for the English man?

Here in America we have big Glocks to compensate for our smol cocks

Remember when that happened. The Sup Forums threads were gold.

>He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

I wanna go to Britain and finish the job.

is that close to Dover and the ferry to Calais?

Where I live is more like the shire from the lord of the rings

I used to want to visit Britain cause I saw it as our fatherland. This shit makes me so sad

Or Charles and Charlie kek

Mate, England is great. You have places like that everywhere, including Burgerland.

There are plenty of nice places lad but I'd avoid the cities, cities are a monument to human vice and our's are no different.

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The small comfy cities are nice, though.

Isn't the countryside getting enriched too?

Nah, there are maybe one or two pakis here and there but nothing on the scale of London, Birmingham etc.

Lel.

May as well just come, everybody else manages fine hah.

Although if this isn't sarcasm then you're in for an eye opener.

It's a strange feeling knowing you really have to watch your ass in some places in England (guess that goes for most medium/large cities in most of Europe) knowing you're not allowed to be armed.
Here in the states, a lot of us carry concealed and it's a bit more comforting.
Yeah, as someone else mentioned I'd hate to be arrested by some unarmed fucking clown in a suit.
Here, someone unarmed shit tries to arrest a person...well, he will either get his ass beat down or shot.
I feel bad for your inability to legally defend yourselves with actual weapons.
No knives, swords, or anything like that. That fucking sucks.

Parts are but 83% of the landmass is considered rural or semi-rural by classification. Obviously there's a difference between living on the Isle of Man and just in a village somewhere, and where that village is depends. If it's 5 minutes from Manchester city center, then there's a good chance you'll find more pakis there than say, the countryside in Northumberland.

I used to think the same

Not at all

Should just say "Germanic"

Not really.
Most don't really think about it, but I would really love the right to own guns.

Top notch

outside of london and birmingham, the uk is about 95% white, if you count irish, scots and poles as white.

small market towns are the way to go, countryside on doorstep but also people, shops and stuff too. google image search truro (even though its not in england) and immigrate here before the overspill from london arrives.