HAPPENING!!!!

missile shot down.

alright which one of you fucks called in a missile strike on Hawaii.

My wife and I received the message at 8:08 AM. The area code for Hawaii is 808. We ran down 30 flights of stairs, and sat in a bomb shelter for half an hour for nothing. It was us, and 1 other guy in the shelter. Good to know just about everyone here would die in the event of a real missile attack.

www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42677604
>Hawaii sends out missile alert by mistake

2 ft
Onshore wind

Fuck that garbage

What a shithole.

>t. actual shithole

you would be dead within 2 minutes, bomb shelters are just coffins.
oh and sue Hawaii EMA for stress.

haha wat

edition.cnn.com/2018/01/13/politics/hawaii-missile-threat-false-alarm/index.html
>Commander David Benham, a spokesman for US Pacific Command confirmed in a statement that there is no threat: "USPACOM has detected no ballistic missile threat to Hawaii," the statement read. "Earlier message was sent in error. State of Hawaii will send out a correction message as soon as possible."