Be me

>Be me
>regular white portuguese Alberto Barbosa
>be 15 century
>last 4 centuries spent killing moors and kicking Spanish ass
>kick moors out of the peninsula still beat the shit out of Spanish cunts just because
>Spanish tired of getting fucked in the ass
>peacetreaty.scroll


>every one bored as fuck because peace with spain
>country is surrounded by water and spain
>feelsBadman.painting

>king decides to fuck with sandniggers instead
>build boats to visit africa
>start killing moors sandniggers because their God is shit
>spreading the good word of the lord
>Deus Vult
>start occupying places without killing people because we're good and locals want us there
>discover the Americas before stupid Spaniards
>lots of gold and hot amazons
>we settle and spread the word of God
>meanwhile back in Africa niggers start trading their own people for shit don't want to trade anything else
>WHATTHEFUCK.oiloncanvas
>we need people in Brazil so... I guess
>niggs are not very smart but work good
>Take gold because Brazil IS part of Portugal

>some centuries pass ban slavery
>King's sons start fighting each other because Brazil
>shit escalates, beta cuck wins and takes Brazil
>Brazil cuts ties to the civilised world.
>inbread cunts fuck with each other back there
>kill each other in hundreds over some shit

>Be current year
>Brazilian shitskins acuse us of being a racist fucks that killed thousands Brazilians, stole gold and enslaved their people

Why do shitskins are this stupid?
We helped make that piece of dirt a civil place and they fucked everything up and now blame us for the shit they did to themselves.

>remind the good old days of glory
>mfw

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>2018, make a cringy thread
wew lad

My girlfriend is from Lisbon but we are going to Azores in March to visit her grandmother. Why do I have a feeling that the Azores is going to be a shitty farm island with nothing to do.

they get bombarded with the leftist view of history in school, some are fighting it though:
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It is isolated, but you have lots of nature related shit to do in all the islands.

because its is. but the islands are very beautiful with lots of nice places to visit.

Well that's good. She bought the flight tickets so I can't really complain. I am more of club/bar guy though.

Clubs and bars are abound in modern Europe lad especially our party islands.

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>penis
>not benis
> also not bagina
You had one fucking job.

Im sorry senpai

Stop being obsessed with us

>white
>portuguese
Pick one

Fuck off this is a story about us

Both are the same country

you tried to make it so but they pushed you back errytime

How do you guys explain that during the Empire Brazil was richer and more modern than Portugal? You guys stole all our Gold and did nothing with it lmao. Thanks for the based Royal family though.

I just want an empire again, ok?
besides, is 2018
we are the same country now

We built churches and roads in Your shitty country using that gold, and today Brazil has lots of natural resources yet it has a lower gdp per capita than Portugal, pathetic

I dont deny that Brazil is a shithole, it's all banter, no need to get butthurt. All in all i love your country, visited many times and Portugal civilized Brazil. Thanks, tuga.

we love you son

summoning Brasilian femanon. you here?

Cringe thread. - go to ptchan or leddit

And a lot of gold was used to pay debts to the english.

Portugal is dead.
As most European countries now.
Killed by the EU.
Portugal is nothing but a ghost, just like spain, Italy and so on.

Can't controll own boarders, have to follow foreighn laws, don't have own coin and so on.

Tamos fodidos man, esquece o passado, luta pelo futuro.

Às armas, ÀS ARMAS!

The inferiority complex is strong with this one

All socialist countries in Europe are just a lab to the EU central government.

Vê-te á merda com o teu telefone Raul

>How do you guys explain that during the Empire Brazil was richer and more modern than Portugal?
Portugal developed it, then you ran it into the ground
E X P L A I N E D !

Another WeWuzze and complexity inferior, personalization of country's history to project his own personal insecurities or political ilteracy.

Yesterday there was nice political discussion. Improve yourself and also the quality and quality of this board. And I hope you aren't underaged like some pt anons doxxed in /luso/ in Sup Forums.

>inferiority complex

It is a quintessencial portuguese trait after the socialist regime

Escúchame gilipollas,Portugal ha sido,es,y será, provincia española te guste o no,y siempre estará por debajo de España.

And why do you care about what shitskins say? they are just buthurted, first because they are shitskins, second because they hate europeans/whites, third, God bless Portugal and Europe and close the borders while we still have time to save our national identity

Portugal existe há mais tempo que vocês batem galhos enquanto pensam nos franceses a abrir-vos um segundo anus perto do outro

that´s not how you reunite a nation user

You're the son we wish we could have kept. Love mê irmão.

Speak by yourself, brazil is a multiracial country, full of crime, corruption and problems. Not related to us at all.

spain wet dream

it will be

>All those centuries killing spaniards yet not a single territory taken.
You wouldn´t lie to us, right portubro?
Also, why the hate? Thought we were friends

>multiracial
>poor
>socialist

Portugal or Brazil? The answer is both!

Then we will go to the fckg mountains, regroup and reconquista all over again, if you join us in the battle like in the past, good.

Take it easy, Mário Machado.

I consider myself as much portuguese as brazilian dude.

Ignore the shitskins, many white brazilians love Portugal, they are even moving back there (I consider doing it)

Portugal is a white nation since the first awaken days, brazil was and is multiracial land since the first day. Portugal is not poor on a globe scale, brazil is, about socialism, just wait....

>you have to go back

You are not portuguese, are you 100% european? can you trace all your ancestrors to europe without indian of subsafrican blood? you can´t, stay away and don´t speak to us.

What about moors, arabs and africans from the colonies? Not trying to piss you off, but as i Said, i have been to portugal, is pretty brown depending on the city.

yes

5/8 Portuguese, 3/8 Italian

I wrote with love my dude. Kicking your arses is meant in a loving tone. Opposite of the fucking moors. Fuck them.

You won't go nowhere, continuing as an autistic sperg rambling and dealing with absolutes, and closing an eye to what happens here to the corruption back home.

Actually looking to get my Portuguese citzenship late this year hopefuly.

I think this Map can resume all that bullshit. We are not connected to any of those people, only to other europeans.

1/8% this 1/38% that,lmao, fck off, and a paper will never make anyone portuguese, italian or chinese,just take note of that

>I think this Map can resume all that bullshit.

Legendas?

What is X axis and what is Y axis?
What are the letters?

>like some pt anons doxxed in /luso/ in Sup Forums.
holy shit, link?

lol why you so butthurt about having white people on the other side of the Atlantic, if you were consistent you should be proud about it,

I don't share in the portuguese culture of course, but I can tell you for sure that me and many other white brazilians feel much more european than "brazilian" culturally - that is nigger/degenerate culture we have here.

Why so salty tho?

user is portuguese descending not a nigger don't be a cunt plox

I'm sorry to hear that /br/o.

>user is portuguese descending
no, he is a mutt.

Maybe because the majority of the "white" brazilians are in reality of a mix bag, almost all of them, with loads of alien dna.

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/alex costa/

Some Azoreans are mutts by that logic - french, flemish.

But that still european, and we can only change the present and the future not the past.
Our national identity is the only thing that matter's, i don´t want to became like cape verd or brazil or lead the path of modern france

Well, I am mixed italian/portuguese... I COULD have some non-european DNA if my great-great-grandparents mixed, but who knows. I will probably do a 23andme someday, I just feel worried about giving away my genetic info to a private company.

I do look very portuguese though. Just my eyes that are more drak-greenish due to the italian side (even though there are many portuguese people that have them too).

Go watch the 23 and me video by smarter every day

I see. You are a white guy who cant accept he shares his country with brown people. I'm not saying they are ethnically portuguese you autist, they wete born and live in portugal, therefore, Portugal is filled with brown and noggs.

ok

One thing is pushed to top 47% white self-identification survey in Brazil another is a guy saying with certainty I'm 5/8 Portuguese and 3/8 italian with a geneological table and date of parents coming to Brasil and shiet.

>I COULD have some non-european DNA if my great-great-grandparents mixed, but who knows. I

That's the point,because maybe the recent european migration (xix or xx century) to america or brazil, they can track their all ancestry to europe, but when you are in the new world for many generations the probability that you have some non european dna in considerable values is very high. And that way you will never be one of us.

But if he is willing to adapt to our culture what gives anão?

We mixed a lot of cultures on our own. We are one of the most dna soup letter countries there is in Europe. And we introduced food and culture from the 4 corners of the world into ours we wouldn't be "Portuguese" we know and love today without it.

Don't be so racist. If we don't let moors, niggers or anyone that doesn't want to adapt in we'll be fine.

No one disputes that. Açoreanos and Madeirenses are not Portuguese, obviously. They are mutts who speak portuguese (barely).

yeah dudes, thanks.

jesus, one of my ancestors from the portuguese side owned slaves ffs

I say 5/8 portuguese because 2 of my great-grandparents are from Portugal directly, and the other 3 have portuguese parents.

the 3/8 italian are all from italy directly.

>le civic nationalism

LE BASED NIGGER AND BASED FAVELADO!

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Vai-te foder marrano

You are the real raccist,because your way of tought will lead our countries into the thirdworld and will erase us. I want that the future portuguese be like us and like our ancestors, i don´t want to turn portugal into a meltingpot where you have indian blood or loads of african or asian or whatever. These people will not be like our glorious ancestors.

Are you even listening to yourself!?

>If we track back xxxxblah blah

By that definition we're kikes mixed with sandniggers with Italian topping some nords and southern Africans.

Then latter on with Indian, Chinese and Jap pussy.
Because we could never tell who fucked with who back then, so they must have contaminated the gene pool.

Fuck you really are retarded.

I really like the Portuguese. You're friendly and fun people, if a little rough around the edges. And you'll have to forgive me, but most of you are really stupid. You work like dogs and no one can outdo you in that category, but you do not hold education in high regard and it's made you a little dim. Still fun to be around a much preferable to most people out there.

You don´t know of what you are talking about,see and try to understand it.

t filthy islanders or filthy below Mondego conversos/mozarabes

fuck off scum (( ))

Because you mostly receive the stupidest Açoreanos, which are the stupidest and most provincial of all self identified Portuguese (Açoreanos are not Portuguese, they have nigger DNA in them)

The black population in the US exists because the anglos sunk a Portuguese ship and brought the captives who were mostly negroes to the new world

Açoreanos and MAdeirenses are like Cape Verdeans but a little more white. Still filthy mutts larping as Portuguese.

>Um chavalo de entre o Mondego e o Douro

Devias de lavar essa boca antes de falares com um nortenho de casta sueva

American slave holders bought slaves from us happily and regularly, mein nigga. It wasn't "by chance".

That's your family history? congrats jamal.

If you say so. Those here from Portugal who call themselves Portuguese are generally dumb.

>WE WUZ G*RMAN N SHIET

I'm from Minho, you retard.

>, but most of you are really stupid.
Nothing happens in that North Atlantic archipelago.

I live in Brazil. I'm half portuguese, half german. Whiter than you.

Don't worry, it's not just there. Portuguese people in Portugal are dumb too ;)

mutt rage

Why always so mean towards our neighbors. We should get along, not fight.

>dude, just make peace, like, we should all get along, *hits blunt*

The absolute state of nuPortuguese

You're still nice folk though. I'm planning on visiting Portugal this year or next, looks beautiful

Not raging, just a fact. My father is from Viana do Castelo.

don't

Deves ser um rabeta de Barcelos
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