America btfo

Careful brother, I hear they can smell a quarter pounder with cheese from 10 kilometers

>implying they would even bother fighting back against the Americans
Maybe if we keep taking in Syria refugees, we'll have enough sand niggers to fight them Taliban style.

>Leafs would blend in

American soldier: "Say 'about'.

Canadian spy: "Aboot"

American soldier: "What's the last letter of the alphabet?"

Canadian spy: "Zed...fuck, Zee!"

American soldier: "You're under arrest."

Canadian spy: "Oh, I'm so seewry."

>Scorched Earth does not work. You tried it
... No, dipshit, we didn't try it. We've always restrained ourselves, even against the Nazis and Japanese we were borderline Jesus-like with mercy.

Also "scorched earth" isn't the same as "total war". You sound like a moron.

In a total war the loser does not exist to whine about their treatment later. It's literally a mass extermination. There are few examples of it in history, because the history is erased. They're fucking gone except for some tools and fossilized shit that your faggy professor dug up on his field trip last summer.

>bigger than the US with less population than california
>starve to death

There's a reason why you never hear Trump talking about Canada's trade deficit. If it wasn't for our water the whole western seaboard would have burned down by now.

I thought the US had a trade surplus with Canada.

Chill out just yanking your chain Leaf, I am just pointing out how strict your gun laws are that you might as well be using an old mounted soviet standard LMG

>having to go full throttle
Anything less is stupid. Germany and Japan should have been erased from the Earth, just like the Muslims should have been as well.

Had we annihilated Germany, the Korean War and Vietnam wouldn't have happened. Had we nuked North Korea, Vietnam wouldn't have happened. Had we nuked Vietnam, Iraq wouldn't have happened.

We're constantly fighting expensive half-wars because we're too cowardly to make the world terrified of us with a single gruesome mass extermination. We should have murdered every Japanese person alive.

Hey its all good, its just that the "Canada doesn't have guns lol" thing often discourages firearms ownership in Canada, which I see as a real shame.


I just want Canadians to know that not only can they own a gun, they can own (almost) all of the really fun ones and its not even that hard if you aren't poor or a criminal.

That's right. The only countries whose economy depends on the US are the ones that make your shitty yeezies