Rural Japan

They don't want you there.

Your dating options will be 90yr old widows.

Anime is real in the President Trump timeline, faggot

whitetopias fail because eventually it will attract white liberas which are the bane of alll civilization (besides jews).

So do them a favor and if you wanna live there, move on your own and work towards improving the lives of the local, if you don't wanna comply or live under their rules, fuck off.

liberals, my bad.

They don't want you. It's an actual ethnostate. Even their imported cheap labor is curated as to not disrupt the cultural homogeneity.

I've been several times (waifu's dad is Japanese). I can answer a few non-weeb questions if you want. The tl;dr is that even if you have great credentials and get accepted as a resident your chances of "fitting in" are slim to none unless you're a rock star or some other kind of novelty gaijin.

Keep your disgusting brown weeb ass out of Japan if you like it so much. That's what I do.

Lived there for two years. As others have said, you will never be accepted as a gaijin. It's even more insular in the countryside.

>I saw the Last Samurai recently so I'm totally down to do the rural thing

this is a joke, right?

Just daydream like the rest of us.