Last night, I was putting my son to sleep, when he told he has been having nightmares about Americans. I was stumped, because I have never heard of such a word before. So, I decided to look it up. Apparently, it is a real thing. It is said that American are creatures that wander in a remote continent, that are a mix of humans and chupacabras and that they are capable of turning instantly food into grease.
I heard they can be very threatening when some sensitive subjects are brought up, like how much percentage of negro blood and pork lard they have in their bodies.
So, my question to you anons is: Am I and my son safe here in Europe? Or do you think they will get so fat, that their belly buttons will reach here?
Pic related is the alleged average appearance of such creatures.
You and your wife's son are fine Hans, shouldn't you be more concerned with destroying Europe again?
Samuel Cox
Oh Gott... The threat is real... They are here too! Brace yourselves fellow Germans!
Eli Campbell
It's true hans
Bentley Scott
kys
Colton Nguyen
El abominacion...
Daniel Green
Kek, I literally never heard anything about your country. You might as well not exist, no one would notice it.
Hudson Lopez
The biggest threat from Americans is them being cultural mongrels. Anglo-semites. Dna is info , memes are info. The total information set together has to be considered to get the actual functional identity. Anyone want to help me make cultural admixture tests rhat use same software methods used for dna tests? Make a long list of memes and classify each culture in this manner with pie chart showing how semitic or aryan etc a people are. Usa pie chart for today would look a lot different to usa in 1900 etc.
