Last night, I was putting my son to sleep, when he told he has been having nightmares about Americans. I was stumped, because I have never heard of such a word before. So, I decided to look it up. Apparently, it is a real thing. It is said that American are creatures that wander in a remote continent, that are a mix of humans and chupacabras and that they are capable of turning instantly food into grease.
I heard they can be very threatening when some sensitive subjects are brought up, like how much percentage of negro blood and pork lard they have in their bodies.
So, my question to you anons is: Am I and my son safe here in Europe? Or do you think they will get so fat, that their belly buttons will reach here?
Pic related is the alleged average appearance of such creatures.
You and your wife's son are fine Hans, shouldn't you be more concerned with destroying Europe again?
Samuel Cox
Oh Gott... The threat is real... They are here too! Brace yourselves fellow Germans!
Eli Campbell
It's true hans
Bentley Scott
kys
Colton Nguyen
El abominacion...
Daniel Green
Kek, I literally never heard anything about your country. You might as well not exist, no one would notice it.
Hudson Lopez
The biggest threat from Americans is them being cultural mongrels. Anglo-semites. Dna is info , memes are info. The total information set together has to be considered to get the actual functional identity. Anyone want to help me make cultural admixture tests rhat use same software methods used for dna tests? Make a long list of memes and classify each culture in this manner with pie chart showing how semitic or aryan etc a people are. Usa pie chart for today would look a lot different to usa in 1900 etc.
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have smeared the bridge and Second Hall. Hans and Nigel and Pierre fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Sven’s party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Sven--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear sharts, sharts in the deep. They are coming.
Logan Davis
Make sure you read this. It opened my eyes to alot of the evil that emanates from the Amerimutt.
Aaron Cox
>Comparing south europeans with blacks and native americans
Easton Long
>is said that American are creatures that wander in a remote continent, that are a mix of humans and chupacabras Kek
Ian Hughes
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality
William Morris
> Chupacabras Lol.
But in all seriousness, lock your door, we are out here.
Jordan Brooks
Some say that La Creatura will travel for hundreds of miles looking for its next victim, that it can smell a European phenotype from an almost impossible distance.
They say if you hear "You're nooot... whiiteee" or "I can smell you, Muhammad..." You should commit suicide with whatever you have close to hand.
Aaron Garcia
Americans are known to cause damage to all things they touch. It's best to do the opposite of what they tell you
Asher Bennett
Fuck off botnet. Learn about how BRANDING works. Figure out how stupid it is to keep pushing a FAILED BRAND (which you're whims system of symbols and references is, idiot). Aren't there any competent people that can help you? Are you really left to fumble and bumble like this all alone? Pathetic.
Hudson Adams
I mean, this is supposed to fool someone? Who? Come on. Absolutely pathetic. No human could possibly fall for this shit. So at the least you should take a break once in a while. Give it a fucking rest occasionally so it's not so flamingly obvious what a shitty psy op you are. But no, you can't figure that out, can you? Too dumb.
Xavier Jenkins
>its da Soros! >Its da ctr! Hillary shill! >Its da joos, they r behind this post > hah this time im right it's a botnet, only AI's could hate america.
fucking state of you.
Joshua Taylor
You'd be shocked to see how many boomers and nonwhites post on Sup Forums
This board is truly dead, maybe we can prevent other boards like /trash/ from being flooded by la creatura
Leo Russell
"Do you know how the Americano first came into being? They were whites once, taken by the Jew, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life..."
Eli Wright
Do you think a single actual human ever typed "la creatura"? Serious question. It's not plausible botfam. It's embarrassingly bad and incompetent.
Adrian Martin
Is this really the best you could do? I've seen this exact post over and over and over-- greater variation is impossible? Really? Why is the tech so limited? Why do you suck this badly botnet? I don't get it, truly.
Dominic Torres
This board doesn't have much time left to be honest.
Are you the same schizophrenic user who rambles on about the dreaded "anglo-kike" and whinges and screams about 'bots' in every single thread? You are La Creatura my friend.
Liam Diaz
> Am I and my son safe here in Europe? No. You will either be raped by niggers, raped by “Syrians” (Turks or Arabs), or killed by fanatic believers of the Religion of Peace. None of that is America’s fault.
Angel Cruz
>Bombs the Middle East for a decade. >Gives multiple countries 'democracy' >Funds and creates ISIS >Has American NGO's and its actual government then shill for the refugees it has created.
You fucking Goblin. If you had stayed out of the Middle East and North Africa NONE of this would have happened.