When you wear nerve gear and have sex while diving, your real body gets aroused too right? And if you cum in game...

When you wear nerve gear and have sex while diving, your real body gets aroused too right? And if you cum in game, you cum IRL.
So when Kirito and Asuna were on the honeymoon banging 24/7, her family witnessed their daughter repeatedly orgasm, and had they wanted to, they had the means to check all other players and find out who keeps cumming with her, revealing she's being nailed by Kirito. Nevermind her family actually, why the hell did Sugou not do that? He could've taken off Kirito's nerve gear and killed him then and there, instead of getting fucked half a season later.

>Implying they can feasibly check up on 6000 players to see who's having an orgasm
>implying hospitals would allow complete strangers to check up on a random patient who could be killed just by having a helmet removed
>implying Sugou wouldn't be charged with murder if he removed Kirito's helmet anyways.

Just imagine Kirito lying unconsciously in a puddle of his own cum while having that nerve gear on.

And Suguha bathing in it

>implying that ONLY Kirito and Asuna are having sex at that moment

there would be a few more players banging. heck they probably had in game brothels

Why would Sugou do that? Your reasoning is based on circumstances at the end of Fairy Dance where he would be willing to kill Kirito, not way before where there is still only non-violent animosity.

No, but you see Asuna's folks is rich as fuck, as is Suguo. Ffs Suguo did an illegal worldwide experiment on controlling people's emotions and memories, how hard would it be to do this?

Normally it'd be hard to find them, but not during the honeymoon when they went at it all the time for 2 weeks

she probably gave him a blowjob every time she visited.

in the game, he probably experienced sudden bursts of energy and vigor and attributed it to getting fired up or some stat shit, but really it was cause he was getting sucked off irl

True, but I think if he found out someone's doing his obsessive crush he wouldn't be lenient about it. After SAO was cleared and Asuna was in ALO, Suguo figured the two were worlds apart anyway and it would be more fun to watch Kirito agonize over it
And there's a difference between knowing they did it and witnessing it as it happens, I just imagine he wouldn't stand for it

>No, but you see Asuna's folks is rich as fuck, as is Suguo
Being rich in a 1st world country doesn't mean you get to visit strangers in a hospital, unannounced.
Sugou's experiments were only countrywide, and involved people that were already trapped inside the NerveGear.

In any case, her parents aren't necessarily going to be there when they have sex, and even if they were present they still wouldn't know unless they had a doctor constantly looking at her pussy while it got wet. In either case, the SAO survivors were using futuristic gel beds that ate waste, so even Kirito's parents wouldn't walk in and notice he's wet and sticky, cause the beds would have consumed it.


Oh, she's panting and breathing really hard? Probably in a fight. Happens all the time.

Wasn't the entire point that the gear intercepted nerve signals? Otherwise you'd have people flailing all over the place when fighting monsters and the like.

>In either case, the SAO survivors were using futuristic gel beds that ate waste, so even Kirito's parents wouldn't walk in and notice he's wet and sticky, cause the beds would have consumed it.
I missed that. Was it in the anime or LN only?

>And if you cum in game, you cum IRL.
The porn parody I've been waiting for since the mid 2000's after all those
>If you die in the game YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

I believe it was from the LN, but It may have been from some side-material instead, like a design book or the author's twitter.

The NerveGear doesn't stop everything. Things like breathing and heart-rate are still affected by stress in game, so while you won't be flailing around during sex, your heart and breathing will speed up to match, and hypothetically, you could also orgasm.

>if you cum in the game, you cum for real

I can't believe just how far we are from this still.

Even with beds absorbing it, tracking the body functions (heart beat, hormone secretion etc) should alert you to sex taking place (or masturbation). Also for Kirito it would be much more obvious since he'd get an erection each time.

You're probably right about Suguo and the family though. If Suguo had any real underworld connections he wouldn't have gone after Kirito alone or himself and failed like a bitch.

The real question is why in the fuck you can have sex in a game where children can also play.

Orgasm that happens when you sleep doesn't have reaction as strong as when you're awake. You'll just excrete cum from your genital, your body won't jerk around. Just like wet dream.

What if Kirito popped a boner everytime he fights?

Except diving is not sleeping or dreaming

>what if?
There's is no if

this really opens up a bit of a can of worms because at the start before they were all given the mirror which revealed their true appearance some dudes had female characters so if they had sex would they have a female orgasm as per their in game avatar or a male orgasm like they would in real life

When will he bap her womb

I hope so.

What if there's is if?

It's literally sleeping. They don't flail around when they do heavy activities like fighting monsters. What makes you think they'll move when they cum?

That's easy. For men, the vagina simulation is moved to the butt IRL. For women, all sensation is removed so they could feel the discrepancy between a man's and a woman's enjoyment of sex.

Please don't mind side details

It isn't sleeping. The player's movement is disabled by gear intercepting nerve signals. However not everything is blocked as said

>The player's movement is disabled by gear intercepting nerve signals
Exactly. Then they won't be able to move when they cum. It'll be the same as when they're peeing.

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for bully

Ok...yes... and still their heartbeats, breathing, hormone levels and genital fluids (if those can be registered what with the bed absorbing them) should be enough to identify an orgasm. As they are not really sleeping the sex they experience is different from dream sex, it's different from real sex too obviously but my guess is those things I listed are all there.

>Help I'm choking on Onii-chan's semen!

He was probably getting fucked Irl by his sister while simultaneously boning Asuna in the VR world.

Only Kayaba knew about the sex feature, it was never meant to be used with an avatar with a different gender.

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damn straight she did, had to feed her double d's...probably a few knockups too.

>wake up from the digital world after months of being immersed
>to my horror i find myself encased up to my neck in a crusty yellowed cocoon of my own cum
>can't get out
>starve to death

TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN.

The nervgear intercepts sensory input and motor control.

what the fuck

It's not some outlandish experiment. ffs. They're in a hospital. All they gonna monitor is their vital, not some hormonal imbalance or genital fluids.

yet the ln went on and no impregnation...

They're still in school.

Nah, it just creates a bunch of weird sensations because the male brain isn't equipped to simulate vaginal stimulation and vice-versa. It's a big reason that post-SAO games started gender locking characters.

>honeymoon banging 24/7
They never had sex. That is incredibly obvious once they leave the game.

>She wakes up the following morning nude, covered by blankets
Yeah, they never had sex.

The anime clearly implies sex even while cutting out the GLOP and FIREWORKS part of the novel.

That's how you sleep gently.

Yeah but everyone in this thread seems to be happier ignoring that fact

I thought there was nudity in-game?
This occurs after they leave the game.

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The LN (not the WN with the glop chapter) implies that as well.

>implying a faggot like Kirito can give a woman an orgasm

Sure they didn't user, they just got married, went on a honeymoon where they slept in the same bed and ended up with a child a while afterwards

careful there girl

how much does her AI vagina expand in fairy form?

>no season 3 yet
>progressive will never get animated either
They had such a successful series and now they're blowing it

>Sup Forums figures out wet dreams
did your parents never have the talk with you?

That entire scene felt like it was written by a virgin.
>Oh yeah, Asuna came like a trillion times! So cool!
>TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN
>GLOP GLOP
Can we make it a rule that only non-virgins are allowed to write sex scenes?

Did you watch the movie and stay after the credits?

>SAO will return

Do you want to kill anime or something?
Besides, you never had sex inside the VR world, you don't know what it's like

>I thought there was nudity in-game?
First progressive novel has Asuna going through like 3 levels of commands to remove clothing, ending with removing underwear, before a bath.

what if it's a ruse and they were talking about the live action series they're working on

No, the signals never make it to your body. Otherwise people would be sperging out 24/7 and walking into walls and down stairs when they're playing an mmo.

>progressive will never go full lewd
what a disappointment

She looks like loner asuna from that doujinshi by air x gravity in progressive.

Pretty sure people were arguing to which degree the nervegear could block the nervous impulses.
I can only say the medicuboid can brobably block everything theoretically

I like her smugness in progressive

>game developed by slants
>putting degenerate as fuck features in the game
color me shocked

>implying anyone is autistic enough to read the novels

They had to pee and shit. The hospitals they were in probably had them wear diapers.

Don't underestimate my desire to read things, any things, user.

In the extra chapter they try to explain it as players felt too weird not having any sensations in their genitals so they had to add them in

Children have the right to have sex too.

sugus and and GGO sinon are the only saving grace from this anime

>Reading=autistic
Sure, Tyrone.

But progressive is a reboot manga user, and it's actually good

>felt too weird not having any sensations in their genitals
You mean like that time Klein got gored in the balls and didn't feel anything? That was the VERY FIRST EPISODE for those of us keeping track.

It's also novels, which is the path I took.

>what are catheters
>what are colostomy bags

What the fuck was up with that second fucking arc of this show like seriously.


>be villian
>okay so I am gonna hold like 300 people hostage in their VR things even though they have been trapped in game for 2 years
>I am gonna experiment on their brains so I can manipulate peoples emotions and thoughts without them knowing and become a muahahhhahahah bazilionare
>I am also gonna hold my bosses daughter's mind hostage and put her in another game, that happens to use the software of the game that killed like 4000 people yet somehow manages to hit the market and people actually fucking play it.
>I am going to put her in a cage trapped, and try to coerce her to have sex and break her spirit
>I am also going to marry her comatose body in the real world in her hospital room, which her dad is totally okay with I guess???
>then I'm gonna fuck her comatose corpse and use the marriage to take over her father's company????
>tell the kid that was virtually married to her that I am gonna marry lifeless body and invite him to the wedding
>oh yeah kid if you try to stop the wedding I am gonna shut off the servers keeping her from going brain dead :^))))))))))

seriously what the fuck was that.

>the whole sister cousin whoever that wants to fuck Kirito because he was in a coma I guess like why?
>his fucking parent allowing him or anyone in the house to even play video games or even have the nerve gear in the house considering he was in a fucking vegetative state for 2 fucking years
>and people still play these games that are based on the sword art online engine even though like 4000 people died because of some fucking weirdo with a god complex

I liked the first arc well enough but jesus what the fuck.

The second arc is why most people ended up disliking the show, it's well known that it's shit

Aren't the novels being published slow as fuck though? and you can't see asunas smug

What offends me the most about the second arc is everything relating to the final fight.
>The villain's "threat" to Kirito is that he's going to Asuna's hospital room to pleasure himself
>Kirito positively compares MASS MURDERER AYAKABA to the man who's biggest crime was digitally fondling his girlfriend in a video game
Kirito's moral compass is all over the fucking place.

Pain is not simulated at 100% by default.

When its about fucking SAO of all things, it is autistic.
I read Gundam LNs myself.

A monster in the sack.

Why is she so cute

Moral of the story is don't screw with a man who really wants that pussy.

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How am I keeping up with this?

>Implying the internet didn't teach us about sex

Yeah. I might switch.

Why was the ability to have sex coded into the game? And from what I know, almost ALL of them?

That's just a rape waiting t- Well shit.

>>his fucking parent allowing him or anyone in the house to even play video games or even have the nerve gear in the house considering he was in a fucking vegetative state for 2 fucking years

His parents (biologically his aunt and uncle) are also computer nerds, yeah their son might have been in a coma and 4000 people might have died. But ban hype as fuck cutting edge tech? They aren't Luddites.

>and people still play these games that are based on the sword art online engine even though like 4000 people died because of some fucking weirdo with a god complex

This was actually a plot point, after the SAO and ALO things the industry was pretty much dead, till Kirito released the World Seed package. Now since you post on Sup Forums I'm sure you are aware of the types of people that inhabit the internet. If an Open Source VR engine dropped on the web, do you really think there wouldn't be a ton of fucking people using it just because they could regardless of how dangerous history made it seem?

Leafa > Sugu

holy FUCK