I like All Might

I like All Might.

As do I

All Might is All Right

Good guy. In my opinion.

I like him too.

He reminds me of Trump, so he's cool.

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So in his prime was he just saving people and stopping crime constantly or some shit to the point where criminals just didn't bother?

Good thing All Might isn't Alt Right.

Why does All Might look like Jack Rakan in a tight suit?

MO DAIJOUBU.
NAZETE?

WATASHI GA KITA!

I like to think All Might is bad at Japanese.
But he tries his best!

So, what's your dream BnHA episode? Here's mine:

All Might gets a booty call from Mount Lady to meet her at the Sports Festival Arena. He gets there, turns out it was Shigaraki and Sensei using a voice modifier. All of the League of Villains is there too. They've stolen all of his film collection and they tell him he has to follow all their instructions and whatever happens to him he has to act like he enjoys it. If he doesn't, they will break all of his films and attack the students at UA.

So the next day, AM walks into a room wearing diapers and a pacifier, acting like a retarded baby. All of the League of Villains is there and they give him the hardest, most brutal gangrape in history. As instructed, AM acts like he completely enjoys it and asks for more.

Then in walks that liquid guy from episode 1. Turns out he joined the League of Villains for revenge. He's been eating a special protein-only diet for weeks just for this. He pulls down his pants and partially defecates the longest, thickest, hardest log ever, and proceeds to use it to give AM the most furious ass-to-ass action ever recorded. AM can't hold his tears anymore, but pretends they're from pleasure. It's finally over.

Then Shigaraki reveals the room they're in is actually see through from the outside, and they're in the school arena. All of the students have been watching All Might get gangbanged and enjoy it, and it's been broadcasted worldwide. They finally kick him out of the premises, and break all of his films anyway.

Later, AM runs into Mount Lady, who tells him she didn't know he was such a fag. Eraserhead walks in and proceeds to have passionate sex with her in front of AM, and after he finishes, pees all over him, much to her delight.

After the ending credits, All Might (depowered form) is wandering off on a road in the middle of nowhere. A speeding car runs him over and breaks his spine, but it's non lethal. He is left laying there in extreme pain for days, and finally dies of hunger.

I liek Hibiki becos she is cute and punches the bad guys rly hard
I wish she had been in me high school to defend me from the bullis

Why is he such a westaboo?

He took inspiration from western style heroes like superman, the kind of heroes who wear bright costumes, never stop smiling and make fighting bad guys look effortless, all to make himself into a symbol of peace and justice.

allmight is even drawn differently, he is inked, like a western style comic book hero, I wonder if anyone in universe notices that shadows seem to cast differently on AllMight, or if its just for the benefit of the audience.

Isn't All Might American? Or at least Japanese-American

I feel like that was supposed to be the case but Hori retconned it fairly early in the story.

His name is Japanese but I guess it's possible he's got a American mom or grandparent or something. Would explain his blond hair but weird hair colour doesn't really mean anything in that world.

Any good bara rule 34 of him yet?

All Might isn't a boogeyman, user.