Anti-purityfag thread. Only characters that have canonically had a penis inside them are allowed in this thread

Anti-purityfag thread. Only characters that have canonically had a penis inside them are allowed in this thread.

Is that the OVA of that series with a beast girl and a loli scientist who both keep accidentally having sex with the MC?

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Worms are penises too

You don't understand this thread, do you?

Fag

user, I'm betting that Donovan did everything he could to Guts to get his money's worth.

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>canonically

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Nice, how many penises did he have in him?

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Bow before your queen Kimi Aoi.
>boobie monster
>literally a sacred prostitute so you can't tell me she isn't taking plenty of dick
>somehow still has standards
>you literally cannot touch her if she deems you unworthy of her body

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I always wondered how many dicks or other objects he had in him during his imprisonment. Will Miura tell us one day?

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Purityfag her. I don't understand you guys, why do you like sluts? Girls are like sweets, if you saw a dirty candy that has been licked on, would you want to taste it? Do you feel like no other girl than a slut would want you?

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>if you saw a dirty candy that has been licked on, would you want to taste it?
I'd love to share a candy with a cute little girl.

Technically, almost every MILF qualifies for this thread.

purityfags are just insecure, world doesn't work like that user
people have sex, simple as that

I like how purityfags never have an actual argument so they have to resort to false food analogies.

well, if you bring up Build Fighters...

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3D people have sex, why do you have to ruin the purity of 2D?

I like how inferior sluts can't explain why people should give a chance to used goods.

And why do you want 2D, both men and women, to waste their beautiful bodies? To not enjoy one of the most pleasant physical experiences a living being can enjoy?

>not believing in parthenogenesis

a) I self-insert as the people who have had their dicks inside the character. I never imagine myself actually fucking the character, it just seems weird to me to do that with a fictional character.
b) I like it when a character knows what they enjoy in bed and is confident and will make it known if they enjoy or don't enjoy something.
c) Slut-shaming dirty talk turns me on and it won't affect the person if it's not true.

>had sex
>is now slut
muh insecurity
>purity of 2D
where does it say 2D has to be pure, you're just tired of your sad pathetic life user

Good taste, user. That said, I'm an Asamafag myself.

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>literal who
>ugly one at that
good manga tho

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You're waifu

Because sex is great.

Normally, I would laugh at this, but Rinko and Sei look so similar that you could actually make a semi-decent case for it.

I was more referencing his prostitution during his childhood but that works too

>slut thread is filled with 3DPD lovers
Fucking sasuga.

>I only like 2D
Fuck off with your mental illness.

mhm, kebab cock

>childhood

Nah man he was in his mid to late teens. This is medieval Europe, he should've been married for years by that age.

AKA normalfag thread.

That's the symphogear cumdump, right? Does it ever go into detail about her past? Did she experience the shame of ahegao'ing from all the dicks?

>This is medieval Europe, he should've been married for years by that age.
That's not how the middle ages worked.

These threads are always full of normalfags.

When did people in the middle ages get married then? Realistically he'd be dead by 35-40.

Well, yeah. My waifu is Cattleya. With Hizuki Ayana a close second.

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>Does it ever go into detail about her past?
No
>Did she experience the shame of ahegao'ing from all the dicks?
No.
They never show anything and only ambiguously say that something bad happened to her when she was a young girl. She shouldn't be in this thread because it isn't confirmed.

>Realistically he'd be dead by 35-40.
Another misconception.
People died in large numbers before their 15th birthday. But once they got past that, they could expect to reach an age of 50 at least.
There were some people in medieval Europe that married relatively early, but many married relatively late (if at all) because they couldn't afford to marry.

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walk her home gently

Fuck off and kill yourself slut apologist. I hope your sister and your mother dies of AIDS

I guess what you're saying is true, though more like 45 than 50.

Still Griffith got diddled in prime nubile age and you can't deny that.

t. cuckold

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t. retarded piece of shit defending trashy girls simply because they have a vagina

Kill yourself pathetic white knight

>there will never be a thread about sluts without purityfags and normalfags
I hate it.

Have you ever actually been around naive and pure girls? I grew up in a christian homeschooling community, and those girls are obnoxious. The only girls that were any fun and that I could have real conversations with were the rare wild and rebellious ones.

They are all unattractive, no surprise.

Agreed 100%. It's impossible to have any kind of relationship with them, be it friendship or romance. Even at university the virgin girls are obnoxious.

Real people look fucking unappealing.

Vampires and Jews aren't human so she's still a virgin.

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Yeah but at least they're real.

>it's somehow a bad thing that some women you don't have to associate with are sluts
>implying it's not better to play the game instead of being an aspie and joining a cult like MGTOW

How is that a positive?

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Oh my. You're definitely sick in the head.

>Girls are like sweets
No ?

keep settling for less mediocrityfag
yeah that was a tough one to finish...

Just imagine the harsh scrutiny and trials required to be deemed worthy of breeding with the matriarch of the Nishizumi bloodline. It's likely similar to mating with a praying mantis.

Unless Maho and Miho were lab-grown genetic experiments to produce the ultimate tanker

>sunrise makes shitty idolshit and shitty ibo
Third season when?

>thread is just normalfags defending 3DPD sluts and boasting about how they aren't virgin

Dude like fricking epic ftw! weebs virgin btfo lmao

If MGTOW is a cult then you slut enablers are a death cult.

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But you guys are the ones doing mass shootings all the time

This is Sup Forums the anime and manga board.

What make you think that 3DPD have any place here? Good job user you lost your virginity recently and it was great.

Well, we were posting anime and manga characters who were sexually active.
You were the one who started sperging like a lunatic.

your analogy does not apply

Purity is an attractive trait.

For the first 2 minutes.

> t. 3dpd whores

There is a difference between MGTOW and incels.

How are you jumping to this conclusion? I only started participating in this thread once you normalfags started to defend 3DPD.

If they fuck a girl does it count?

>>>/blog/

That's an idiotic analogy.

Here's a much more accurate analogy:

>Imagine you are seeking a professional contractor/surgeon/doctor/specialist/pilot/employee. >You can choose one that knows nothing but theories read on the internet, rumors from idiot teenagers, and nervous insecurity.
>Or you could go with an experienced operator with well-developed skills, personal confidence, competence, leadership experience, and high interpersonal skills.

>If they fuck a girl does it count?
Why wouldn't it count?

Also Shinji's.
Shirou's in Heaven's Feel

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I mean, worms aside, there was still this fucker.

Because faggots in this board keep saying that yuri doesn't make a girl impure for some bizzare reason.

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