Thousands of years from now archaeologists will dig up the remains of ancient society and find your anime collection...

Thousands of years from now archaeologists will dig up the remains of ancient society and find your anime collection along with all your figures and merchandise.

They'll use it to determine what life was like back then, what'll they come up with?

Other urls found in this thread:

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Nothing because it will be all encrypted.

>what'll they come up with

That Porkchaco is shit.

You can't encrypt a figure.

That we all had shit taste.

You can put a figure in a crypt.

>here lives user
>four walls never gone beyond
>with these hands
>he stroked his glans
>and lived in sin and satisfaction

Our civilization was doomed due to a fixation with "boi pucci"

saved*

If archeologists find any user's collection, they'll think that people of our time were able to reproduce by putting a man's penis into another man's yaoi hole.

I doubt Archeology will exist in a thousand years. Information is too easily acquired. Ayyliums are a better example.

>Humanity was polyamorous, and males had the ability to hop between dimensions, having "gfs" on the "3D" realm and "waifus" on the "2D" realm.

You may be able to put a figure in a crypt but you can't put a crypt in a figure

Reminds me of that one short film.
Completely forgo the name.

>Information is too easily acquired.
>implying all the electrically saved data of today will survive even for a 100 years, yet alone a thousand

Archaeologists will be information filtering people or AI.

With the vast amount of raw data out there, it will be difficult to find the important bits of information.

Satisfaction doesn't rhyme with Beyond.

We still know the day by day details of the world since the end of the 18th century, and vast details since before Christ. And it (should) only get better. They'll manage somehow.

The problem is that too much of the modern information is stored in a manner that will be lost quite soon. That is a recent development. After the next great war, this period in time will be the forgotten era, with a few scarce hints, and most of the relevant data lost.

Do people back then not like asses?

>ifitsnotbrokendontfixit.jpg

It'll be like Pompeii, they'll find my corpse hugging my waifu plush in the middle of typing a shitpost.

That's because they wrote books on paper, not bits on rotating magnets.

They'll have supercomputers thousands of times more powerful than whatever we can dream of that can decrypt your lowly pathetic 3-dimensional reality mathematical encryptions.

>They'll have supercomputers thousands of times more powerful than whatever we can dream of
I doubt that.

>"those of this community seemed to worship the now extinct panda as a sort of gatekeeper figure"
>"but guarding what?"

Our data is one EMP away from oblivion.

>what'll they come up with?

That women we're required by law to wear black stockings and have large breasts.

>ayys try to access our porn
>they can't get past the panda

"It seems an entire subculture of humans found self-gratifaction masturbating to melancholic panda bear iconography."

...

I really wonder how our memes would seem like to people 500 years in the future. Only reason I regret cryogenic sleep not being a thing desu.

So they'll find that your taste is hot garbage. Got it.

PVC won't last thousands of years idiot, it would be 500 years max.

Thousands of years of handcrafted evolution.

>Thousands of years from now

>implying the world will survive the flood of gibs...

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

the world was darker back than so everyone had huge eyes

>Having a girlfriend and a waifu
I wonder if aliens can feel disgust.

>straight upward development from 1.2 to 4.3 over 100 years
Your graph is bullshit and you know it.

The one from anime expo?

>That chart
We're already starting to give Africa even more gibs so they stop flooding into Europe.

>the meaning of the words "loli" and "futa", often associated with the panda, are still object of important scientific debate. However, some experts believe to have found the answer in a magically still functional computer. A piece of surviving data was a "dojin" depicting prepubescent females with male reproductive organs. This beings were able to somehow ejaculate several times their body mass, further baffling scientists.

>smug anime girls
>pepes and wojaks
>bait images
>(you)s

They'll probably make an alphabet of sorts from common stuff found on people's hard drives.

>"Perhaps it was a symbolic ritual of the sorts, as the panda bear was in danger of extinction because of its complete lack of sex drive. Some scholars speculate they were trying to achieve enlightenment by taking on its characteristics and discarding the pleasures of flesh"

no, probably not

How do you feel about rage comics, image macros, and demotivationals?

What did our ancestors mean by this?

>Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

This shit drives me up the fucking wall, every time.

...

>3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Yeah, that sounds like user.

Not really comparable since I took part in those as they were created and was there to see their birth, usage and downfall.

We're talking about stuff older than our lives, like seeing messages in caves or ancient ruins. Except they're extremely retarded looking messages.

Didn't say I couldn't also remove black boxes.

>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
What a fag.

right >>>> left

It's okay, he made them wear cute dresses first.

I wonder if they also thought that traps aren't gay.

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

There's your answer.

>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus
Ultimate friendship.

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing
People die when they are killed.

i hope they enjoy my milf hentais

>1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
Pretty much a Sup Forumsuro user.

>T. Daiz

It depends on the meme, I guess. The ones that are like sayings (walk her home gently, people die if they are killed) wouldn't make a lot of sense without understanding the reference, but they could still enter the common vernacular without knowing the original meaning or reference (kick the bucket, break a leg).

This is exactly how I feel. As long as it's cute I want to stick my dick in it.

I wonder if they think that these were deities.
>The Great Gatekeeper, The Sad Panda
>The Devil of Ten Bits, Daiz
>The Unknown Lord, moot

it will be the equivalent of egyptian hieroglyphs

JUST

Whomp is a pretty funny.

>3 billion more in Africa despite more droughts and Chinese investment in sectors other than agriculture logging people out of poverty

Come on.

Kill yourself, Ronnie.

>that story of Set eating Horus' cum

Always amazed how the people of Pompeii would shit anywhere they felt like it.

It was real life internet. I wonder if we will meet the same fate as the city.

"This individual seems to have enjoyed getting off to stomach punching, interesting."

The internet isn't forever, despite what people think.

I just need it to last as it is for another 50 years.

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

>(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

What will they say about my figurines on antique roadshow?

>shit posting is actually a grand tradition that can trace itself all the way back to ancient Rome.

good to know that we are keeping such an important historical custom alive.

No, we reinvented that tradition.
During the dark ages almost no one could write, and for much of the middle ages they didn't have any toilets to scratch their messages into.

They were unironically much better than what we have today.
Where did everything go so wrong.

It was common for people to shitpost at crossroads.

I unironically want to get back to 2004.

Theyll appear on a pawn show of the future and only be given $5 for them.

>I.10.2-3 (Bar of Prima); 8258, 8259: The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”. [Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.” [Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.”

This might be the most normalfag conversation I've ever seen in a wall.

they'll think I'm a huge faggot for buying this

>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

God damn.

VII.2.48 (House of Caprasius Primus); 3061: I don’t want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world

>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

Now we are entering gar territory.

>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

Welp, that IS shitposting alright.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

[__]Rape the maid.

[__]Rape all the maids.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1826: Phileros is a eunuch!

tl: "you are a faggot".

that's called history. but the way i see it, i believe history itself would also have no meaning once absolutely everything is cataloged by the AI

>mankind sure liked lolis back then
>and for some reason they had dicks

Some billionaire sure can, just build a giant anime figurine wonder like the egyptians built the pyramids and add a giant maze/crypt inside it.

You just gave me the greatest idea: Being buried in a giant figurine of your waifu.

>instruction says add boxes
>makes it a tautology by removing boxes
what is logic

>Here lies user
>He liked vore

>graveyards become fields filled with waifu figurines as far as the eye can see.

>grave #213444234
>remains of large hominid clutching statue of "Wai-fu", a commonly worshiped deity believed to protect their virginity from the goddess of depravity, "Thot".

holy shit