Monogatari

>Crab knows he has relationships with half the cast
This isn't true, though. We even see this in Nise, when she's unaware that Araragi already turned down Hanekawa in Tsubasa Cat.

Stuff like the toothbrushing she knows even less about.

>Implying he'll cuck Crab

Isn't there a specific webm just for this?

That's not even bait, OP just threw the hook in the water and is trying to bewitch the fishes with his asperger aura

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I feel this kind of bait was working pretty well just a few days ago.

That's because a few days ago we had like 4 times the people posting in this threads, sadly they're dying out again. Honestly I miss threads like this
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Yeah, but we have to wise up to that sometime... r-right?

Whoops.

I feel threads are like: Batfags are writing length to prove baits are wrong->Batfags start using more and more quotes-> Batsfags got more familiar with plots and just simply summarize it to BTFO other fags-> Batfags getting tired of it

Sadly that's pretty much the life of every gatari thread, I really enjoy the ones when theres genuine discussion over something else than waifuwars, but sadly that's very rare to find here.