South Africa story time. 5th Edition

Very interesting, it seems like SA is crazy but high T

I see some of you guys up here in the north of england for some reason

On the day of the machete the blacks won't be worrying about Zulu or xhosa, rich or poor.

I don't see English or Afrikaans we all white. Bit of banter and rivalry sure but always brothers who would stand side by side in battle today. Divide and conquer is (((their))) tactic.

Yeah this needs to stop ASAP or else its gg.

No semi automatic, no full automatic... 1 gun person with gun licence... (Revolver or shotgun)... If you are in security industry you can get other guns... If your are a hunter you can have rifle's and other guns... Depends on your license you apply for.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearm_legislation_in_South_Africa

A bit off topic, but a quick tale of German autism meets African corruption
>be me
>go to Mozambique with German friends
>loads of food, booze and diving equipment in car as Mozambique isn’t quite known for its mega malls and modern supply chain
>at border Mozambiqan guard goes through everything in car and says that we’ve exceeded his own arbitrary importation limits and we will need to leave a sizeable deposit at the border that me can supposedly get on our return
>no way in hell I’m paying that
>work out an acceptable bribe with the border guard
>German overhears this and freaks out
>demands to speak to his supervisor
>my high school German isn’t sufficient to explain to the German to fuck off we’re not in Düsseldorf so I do it in English
>Germans all tut at me for bribing an officer and get lectured by gutermensche about corruption for the rest of the trip

One news story about a guy on bath salts is the entirety of your basis for saying there's cannibalism in Miami.
Fuck off you comfy fuckwit.

They've learned long ago that being dignified and polite gets you marked as weak and treated badly.
Save your manners for civilized people, unrefined humans need fucken telling, or the whip.

I love those lectures from comfy people who haven't got it yet: you're in another country, things are done differently.

Yeah. Try to be in Mozambique for any length of time and not pay a bribe. All I know is Germany is going to get a rude awakening about low trust societies when the hangover from the migration crisis sets in.

Doos dronk - die Antwoord, fokofpolisiekar, Jack Parrow... Dig these guys..

youtu.be/Gtz011n25MY

Lyrics:
Jack Parow? Daar's die man nou!
Party, party, party, party!
Hosh ja! Here maar ek's in my poes in.
Dude ek's moerefokken wasted.
Hello hoe lyk dit, ek en jy naked?
Kyk hier kyk hier
Fok jou, kom ons gaan koop 'n vokken dop gou
Kom baby score my die Witblitz
Sit terug, vat 'n fokken sluk van die Klipdrift.
Ah shut up you fuckin bastard
Don't fuck around with the drunken master
Kyk hier jy jou ma se poena
Don't want gehelp van my kopseer
Heppa!
Kyk jy na my, ek is in rapper!
Ons party nou mos nou lekker!
La-di da-di
Party, party, party, party!
Doosdronk,
Stomp rond skop my hond
Poes jou in the mond
En val op die grond
Doosdronk,
God, waar is my hond?
Le in my kots en
Vrot in die tronk
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party
Party, party,…