TRump Roast

Trump is about to let himself get roasted by reporters... ON PURPOSE. It is time to predict how this event is going to unfold. He is also going to get to roast them, as well.

Trump normally shuns these types of events, but he's actually going to this one. Why?

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cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/03/03/trump-gridiron-dinner-latest.cnn
youtu.be/tKTT-sDM5oI
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That's because Trump has more ammo and knows what he's going to be roasted about, since they've been trying to "roast" him for over a year now.

Oh shit, the roast is TONIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!

roasties btfo

YES it's tonight!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It better be fucking televised.

The question is - how does Trump jokingly insult these people without them getting their backs up, and vice versa? How does he do it without coming off like the "fake news" calls were just an act?

It'll probably be streamed by some bootleg youtube channel or something

>leaf doesnt know about the trump comedy central roast

Trump
>CNN has now gone from reporting the news to a lobbying firm trying to get other news outlets shut down.
>Their ratings are lower than Hallmark yet they continue to perpetuate these delusions.
>Take Brian Stelter for instance, Mr. Reliable Sources. I don't think he's said one factual statement for the last year. He just tells viewers his opinion and pretends that it's news.

Oh damn this could be a big redpilling night for people...

>FACTCHECKERS ON STANDBY!!!!

Ask how he feels about pissing off the Tesla family

youtu.be/-bbuSN0SyHw?t=275
>I know that better days are ahead
>If Donald Trump becomes President he will EASILY go down as the best President this country has ever had.

He's not even wrong.

>pissing off the Tesla family
Awww you mad Jew? You mad that Trump has high tech shit and you don't? SO SAD!

He's going to do some The Prestige shit and appear on the veranda above the audience.

The one where Snoop Dogg said he fucked Melania and that Trump had a little dick? Then Trump just sat there smiling?

Ha...

>"donald... like...like your hair...hahahaha... totally looks ahahahah like a wig hahahahaha, you have orange skin too hahahaha"

that's what im expecting

And leftists will be all over twitter like "OH HE JUST GOT REKT HAHA BOI BOI SHE ON FLEEK OHHHH SHEEEEIT" and some other nigger lingo that has eroded white culture

Where can I watch this.

If you find out let me know...

media will likely go too far to try and trigger him

this.

FAKE NEWS

I've been watching Fox News live stream whole fucking day, and there was no mention of it.

The left is gonna attack with some tired ass jokes that they've been saying for years already. "Har har, drumph! Right? Rayyciiss!!. " Then Trump is gonna lay a royal, no holds barred, pc free smack down on them, which will give them plenty to get butt hurt about for the next couple weeks while he does his job

Underrated. Based leaf

c-span.org/video/?442003-1/dignitaries-arrive-annual-gridiron-club-dinner
GFY

TRUMP ROASTING NIGGERS 2 DAYS BEFORE DACA EXPIRES

BOUT TO BE A SALTY WAVE
BRACE FOR GNAR, DOG

GBTR

where's the fucking stream link

No idea. I've been looking.. you would think everyone would be talking about this.

It's a good way to gain support showing he's willing to be made fun of. Like how he made fun of his bald spot

...

fucking retarded leaf doesn't remember the red dinner

cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/03/03/trump-gridiron-dinner-latest.cnn
BUT no link to video.

fox news live - they aren't covering it yet.
youtu.be/tKTT-sDM5oI

bump

ISHYGDDT

im not autistic enough to understand that one :/

I don't think it's going to be televised sadly.

are they afraid of some truths coming to light?

Nah I think this event is literally never broadcast live. It's the first time I've even ever heard of it.

The dinner he didn't go to last year and held a rally instead. Obammy got roasted at the dinners too, you fucking twit.

>next mornings headline
No, CNN is not behind Hallmark in TV ratings
>by Gabriel Yglesias at Vox

This isn't the fucking correspondents dinner. That's next month YOU FUCKING TWIT.

Not televised. I hope it's like the Al Smith dinner. I want to be ae to see on these assholes faces the koment they realised they fucked up. I'm telling you, this guy has probably been writing roasts for these roasties and cucks for years.

why the frick is this not televised

>Al Smith
Say no to papists, lad.

Roast? Like in an oven?

not even streamed?

the real question left is do the reporters have any material left that isn't COMPLETELY fucking overused by now due to their own asininery and niggery agenda?

hold up. an untelevised dinner with the chance to roast trump? that sounds like the perfect bait and setup to lure in and arrest traitors.