TRump Roast

Trump
>CNN has now gone from reporting the news to a lobbying firm trying to get other news outlets shut down.
>Their ratings are lower than Hallmark yet they continue to perpetuate these delusions.
>Take Brian Stelter for instance, Mr. Reliable Sources. I don't think he's said one factual statement for the last year. He just tells viewers his opinion and pretends that it's news.

Oh damn this could be a big redpilling night for people...

>FACTCHECKERS ON STANDBY!!!!

Ask how he feels about pissing off the Tesla family

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>I know that better days are ahead
>If Donald Trump becomes President he will EASILY go down as the best President this country has ever had.

He's not even wrong.

>pissing off the Tesla family
Awww you mad Jew? You mad that Trump has high tech shit and you don't? SO SAD!

He's going to do some The Prestige shit and appear on the veranda above the audience.

The one where Snoop Dogg said he fucked Melania and that Trump had a little dick? Then Trump just sat there smiling?

Ha...

>"donald... like...like your hair...hahahaha... totally looks ahahahah like a wig hahahahaha, you have orange skin too hahahaha"

that's what im expecting

And leftists will be all over twitter like "OH HE JUST GOT REKT HAHA BOI BOI SHE ON FLEEK OHHHH SHEEEEIT" and some other nigger lingo that has eroded white culture