Britain is FUCKED
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So how is Italy? I kind of want to move there and escape my shitty country? Also losing Britain wouldn't be THAT bad.
Too many nuclear targets here. Naples, Sicily, Lombardy, Friuli and Veneto all have NATO bases ready to be blown up.
If shit hits the fan I'm moving to Argentina.
Italians are good people and fighting with fascists could be kind of cool
It would be great.
London getting nuked would liberate the country. Get on it Putin
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb the bongs
Russia's missile tech is superior to our in the West. They have been advancing it while we've been playing army with mudslimes.
meh fuck em.
(((every fucking time)))
Upside down 666
PLEASE BE LONDON
based russia, end those muslim fucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK BONGS !!!
Nice try, Rabbi.
Wanna hang out in Patagonia and kill shitskin Messi's with me?
Those are legitimate targets, aka nigger centers
They aren't Christian beyond an icon on the dash of their Gaz for good luck.
naming missile Satan
are they fucking serious?
...test it on what?
Nice try, Rabbi.
britain says they hate america, i say let them fend for themselves in the event of war
Based as fuck desu
Time to learn Russian?
Hahaha it does look like a giant black dildo though FAG FLAG! SHOCKER! Lmao!
How the fuck does one "test" a nuclear missile with causing a nuclear explosion?
And if you don't cause a nuclear explosion then what the fuck is the point of the test?
PLEASE NUKE LONDONISTAN
America sells huge amounts of weapons grade nuclear material to Russia
Russia then makes nukes out of the materials provided
omfg they want to test the thing they made?! WW3 NOW
I've never said I hate America. What the fuck is your problem lately Yanks.
I agree, jebus never existed and is pretty much an insult to G'd.
their serious what?
What happened to regular satan
rename it Satania 2 so that Putin has a weeb shield
Am I the only one who more exited seeing shitskins pakis getting fucked than actual bongs?
Don't get my hopes up. Big muscle russians curb stomping my anus with their thicc white muscle cocks would be the most perfect way to go user.
lool too much like a ladys pleasuring toy for comfort. that. i want to see britain smashex. but not before america. becase they let senpai in there but not there.
Only Sicily and Naples are worth nuking.
they're testing the missile without a payload
Anglo-Jewish media tries to create a hysteria over something that nuclear powers do all the time.
Rocket systems are tested all the time.
I wonder why they want Brits to focus on this shit? What else is going on?
I mostly want Britain gone due to the combo of cucks and shitskins
But if England is nuked won't we get tidal wave'd as well?
Russia don't be so rude pls
bro they dont test them with the actual nuke.
do you realise how much nukes actually fuck the planet?
Don't forget, this is still happening goys.
will the russian bots give us a warning or are we fucked both ways?
r u a girl?!
Nuking London would bascially make Britain 99% White.
bin that Nuke
if you nuke your enemies,they win.
honestly im so tired of europes arrogance/smug sense of superiority id be fine with them getting nuked by a real world super power
will the russian bots give us a warning
Yes, but you won't recognize it as a warning.
Why would christian country name its righteous 'sploder after the devil?
Russians haxxorz with burger ip
Would the country folk go to war if London was glassed? What about Manchester and Rotterdam?
nuking london has english support in the polls
They're still mutthurt about *the meme*. Truth hurts.
Thats the beauty of a nuclear war, all the shitskins in western countries live in huge cities
creating the most powerful nuke via science and naming it after mythology
Checks out honestly
Please, how can I escape my muttness?
The missile itself isn't satan, satan is its target.
Do it russia. DO IT. End the nightmare!
I’m sure the UK won’t pretend it has a payload then refuse to offer proof that it actually did.
I’m pretty sure most of the sane Brits are praying for the end anyhow.
Akuma 2 was mistranslated
Just get little boy blue to plug the levee.
R I P
Was good posting with you english boys
This time it’s personal.
I can't wait for SF, LA, or NYC to get nuked. Hopefully all 3 at once.
When you name your stuff Satan, you are clearly the bad guy.
Don't even bother to respond.
Fingers crossed it’s a neutron, so no fissionable fallout over my house.
US will win WWIII
god save the queen
I really don't want them to nuke London.
There are lots of museums and heritage sites in London that are important to not just British, but American and European history. A chemical attack would be preferable, or maybe some kind of virus.
Is it just an unfortunate coincidence their mega weapon is named after the main name in the West for the devil, or are they actually trying to be this edgy?
They named it the Sarmat.
We named it Satan.
Please, how can I escape my muttness?
Know your ancestry. From your parents. Learn their stories and make them your own. It's fun
Russia's kind of creativity when it comes to these things are one of their few redeeming qualities though.
You can tell they're having fun with this.
Ugly bunch of people, especially on the inside, but interesting to look at from afar.
A neutron bomb will just kill everyone and leave infrastructure intact. The radiation only last a few minutes too. The Russians actually have neutron tank shells.
If that's the price of getting rid of Part and Parcel man and his relatives i think you should be more than glad to pay it.
Hey i got trip 9s and 7s!
Look at this, Putin calls out the Jews a week ago then look at everything that's happened since...
Lotta people thought the Jew meme was just for keks...well now look what's happened...
hope they "test" it somewhere in the middle east...
Oh look a fuck head reads something online thinks he knows shit. Sataan has been around since the late 90's yes 90's you stupid fucks. Russia is paper tiger all they have is ballistics and we have Aegis. If that's not enough for you check out the Russia GDP.
Oh that's a good one, I'd like to order one of those Putin please.
Is there a reason they made it black? Don’t the Bongs like big black phallic shapes anyway?
FSB navy divers will install some mines near the anglo / norwegian gas pipeline in the Atlantic. burning oil riggs , soon :-) enjoy :-)
and Manchester, sadly.
If shit hits the fan I'm moving to Argentina.
That’s already too late.
Oh it won't be them that strikes first...
It's all fun shitposting and dank memes unless you live right next to Russia and are the first on their hit list (well, maybe after Ukraine).
The only hope is to be in the center of explosion so your death is swift and painless rather than a slow agony due to burns and radiation sickness.
Fuck this fucking shit world anyway.
It's NATO designator, all Soviet/Russian ICBM names start with 'S'. Like all their fighter planes names start with 'F' (Flanker, Fulcrum) and so on.
I believe it's a trojan horse tactic.
So we're testing a missile because little britain kicked out diplomats, threaten to ban RT and wanted assistance/explanation how did a nerve agent attack developed by russia get used without them possibly being aware of it...
So they should do like the US?
Name helicopters after natvies they fought?
Good thing Putin and Trump are friends.
Unironically kill yourself.
America is yet to drop a bomb as powerful as tsar. Lets just face it. Russia is like 4 times the size of America if you guys went to war you would get fucked up.
(You) sure? This is what getting a dose of neutron radiation looks like.
There was a lot of gamma too. That was a prompt criticality excursion.
I live in the North and own a hazmat suit my uncle nicked from Iraq. Go to town.
What about it?
Your intelligence says the same missilethreat.csis.org
it's really hard
the Russian won`t nuke the west . They will fukk up some infrastructure with suitable IT bugs . the us has a lousy IT security pol. I guess the FSB has allready some sleepers in the us willing to fukk up las Vegas at noon when all the fat people want a drink . will be fun
What happened to satan 1?
Look forward to boiling in the bag then.
I laugh every time because his name is Ouchi
And so the prophecy is true, Russia is the evil one after all.
I live in the North
computer monitoring all functions of the missile, only thing missing is the actual payload
Let’s face it noting is going to happen. We all know the pantomime in the British parliament is designed to look tuff. There is no fucking way they would risk their own necks, as they all live in Londonstan.
Brexit was a mistake
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish
Good lord, you must be fresh out of Hebrew School. Time to get up to date.
Putin: Stalin's rule was unacceptable.
liquid fueled missiles are considered dangerous and require constant refueling as some of the gas slowly escapes, solid fueled rockets are superior in every way, it is one of the reasons for the Damacus Titan Missile Incident occurring
im honestly surprised they would use a liquid fueled missile, tells alot about the state of Russia's nuclear capabilities
either Russia is desperately trying to make lots of relatively cheap nukes or they simply cant manufacture the solid fuel
Brexit came a little bit too soon and they just binned all of their knives
Farewell, bongs; it was good knowing you
hmu, we can die together.
Nothing will happen because globalisation has won. The truth is that no leader really wants a world war. Everything is just a show for the stupid masses while they do business behind closed doors.
The world just keeps heading down that road....
Reckon this whole thing is an inside job to divert from the fact that Theresa May stole all the money for Grenfell Tower
Its been an honour boys sorry we could never uncuck our cunt see you on the other side
Only real targets are major cities full of muslims
Tokai village JCO Criticality accident. The horror of radioactivity. Sept 30th, 1999
Inside the atomic fuel treatment facilities of the Sumitomo metal ore company (JCO co. ltd.) located in Tokai village, Naka district, Ibaraki prefecture, a uranium meltdown reached critical levels and a nuclear fission reaction occurred while treating the atomic fuel.
Mister Ouchi (35) who was at work. It is said that 8 Sv or more leads to a 100% mortality rate. The amount that mister Ouchi was exposed to is approximately 20 Sv. This is approximately 20.000 times the amount that the average person is exposed to in a year.
One month after exposure. Cells throughout his body, such as those of his skin and intestines, progressively break down because his cells are not regenerated.
His skin gradually detaches, and 70% of it falls off.
83 days after the accident, on December 21st. Mister Ouchi succumbs to multiple organ failure.
Bodily fluids seep out from his body that has lost its skin. Bio skin has been transplanted on to prevent this, but it will not attach to his body.
Well looks like bad shit is going down OP. WW3 soon?
u fucked up, bongs
May wants to cover up the fact she deleted that pedophile database.
Does Britain even have nukes anymore or did they bin them?
DON'T BE A FLUKE
BIN THAT NUKE
Only looks at land based missiles
Silly serb, Earth is mostly water
No, we gottem. It's just commie Corbyn who want's to get rid.
Is he gonna be ok?
Ewww, exterior decouplers
This is what Russia was doing whilst the US government was researching ways to terrorize and murder its own citizens and bring mexican and indian degenerates into the country and hand over its corporations to niggers.
would be a better name
I hope Britain is nuked before it becomes Islamic.
they have too many nuclear weapons for jihadi scum to get their hands on.
it kinda looks like a bbc huh
Russia really knows how to name spooky shit
called Satan 2
Don't be jade.
Bin that spade
"The US military unveils it's new unstoppable 'Ultimate Ultra Magnificent Ass-Ripping Skull Fucker X' mega-missile"
Russia has the means to destroy the USA since 1955. Nothing has changed.
If shit hits the fan I'm moving
See...there is this thing about feces hitting a spinning fan. You can't "leave the room" as it hits.
You're gunna get shitty or leave now.
in the future time travel gets invented and we go back and save him. The person in the image is actually an extremely convincing artificial human, we created to dupe those doctors, so that we could take the “victim” out of danger and into the future.
Do you have any Roman Blood? If not we’re full.
Why hasn't this been posted in any pizzagate threads?
I want this now.
What is the war to end all wars? What is "The only way to win is not to play"? What is Mutual assured destruction?
Dunno, I don't follow the latest happenings in Pizzagate. By all means...
and don't you ever (((forget)))
vatican won't get nuked, mecca won't get nuked,
and israel won't get nuked in the next few weeks.
there will be no nukes.
I wish they could come up for a better name for the X-51
Get a load of Nostrafuckingdamus over here
Isn't gonna be too fun when they hit you with the godrod. Then only the people in the loop will know, we could start a war without the US public even knowing we are at war.
this id though...
IRELAND WILL TAKE NORTH IRELAND BACK AND BE UNITED AS ONE
there are some pretty good descriptors in that article; "hypersonic", "unmanned", "intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance", "space access"
bullshit, in 1955 the US was better equipped than they were, your off hand denial is not really helpful
The US spent the last 20 years jerking off and turning its society into a retarded shit hole, much like Germany.
Russia took some loses and now has weapons that render ours useless. All we can do is flail and make excuses and print money.
What the fuck is Trump going to do about this?
Enjoy 4k footage of the testing? Idk
The United Kingdom needs your help. All support is welcome.
London destroyed by final giant black cock
this timeline man
Actually it's far worse. That missile has a liquid fueled rocket, meaning it can't be stored ready to fire. Big disadvantage.
compose a strongly worded tweet at 3 AM
Wut? Russian tech is still decades behind.
calling it Satan
at least their honest about where humanity gets the ideas for these weapons
Enoch Powell now...?Really you're going to slander Enoch Powell...the man who opposed mass immigration and the EU. Who wanted repatriation of immigrants in the UK and discussed how demographically the native population would be displaced? If he's a Marxist then I'm sorry to say he's a good Marxist in my book.
Checked. Nice catch
"The inquiry was set up to investigate why elite pedo rings seemed to be exempt from capture"
Well...um...hmmm..I wonder why they can't...
You can't make this shit up.
Good. I hope they nuke every kike on the planet.
UK's native population would be displaced
PLEASE TEST IT ON CALIFORNIA PRAISE KEK
LOL @ the level of disregard for cleaning up the picture.. makes it worth 10x more
Like, 90 percent of Russia's population likes in 5 cities. They would get wrecked even by bong nukes.
if shit hits the fan I'm moving to Argentina
If shit hits the fan there will be no more fan left only shit left over with the shit storms.
Checked and kek’d
wow that sounds like an informed dicklicking response that just alters reality
time well spent
Simple fact. The Satan 2 isn't even a a solid fueled rocket and it's slower than the bongs nukes.
the United States is obviously out gunned, you can tell by how timid they are.
If we had spent the tens of trillions we spent on things other than hookers, cocaine and terrorism the rest of the world would be forced to do whatever the fuck we told them to do.
Yeah, the British cowards stashed their Nukes in Scotland.
So... you want Russia to nuke the US and Europe, triggering global nuclear armageddon?
BAKA but nice trips bro
rolling for nuclear apocalypse
Um, our nukes are all solid rocket fueled mrvs that are all maneuverable and faster than anything Russia has.
Liquid fueled rockets on nukes is borderline retarded. It means the rocket fuel has to be stored separate from the rocket in a temperature controlled environment and the rocket can only be fueled right before lauch.
That means the USA can fire all their nukes within seconds but some slav has to go fuel up the rocket for an hour for Russia to fire theirs.
That's why Russia always had mobile launchers, they knew they couldn't retaliate against the USA if the USA initiated a first stike so they had to hide them in the woods and drive them around siberia.
I wonder if russian pope blessed this thing
Keep in mind this is their (((conseravative))) party. Corbin is a full on Communist who sings red army marching songs and appears under USSR flags. How is appearing under Soviet flags ok but Russia is bad? You faggots don't make any sense. That's why they make up clever slang to cover for the fact that they live on a shitty island with no resources or industry or culture or anything.
Guys ffs, its called RS-28 Sarmat - Satan-2 is what your nato stooges are calling it. They really dont like our slav rune gibberish so they feel they have to come up with names of their own for everything we make.
Ya because when we named ours Hellfire missiles it was just a scientific description of the heat of the fire user!! God my fellow burgers are such blind hypocrites I hate living here with you unaware faggots. Every time you open your mouth you say something as stupid as your post. You should stfu and go read a book.
How is appearing under Soviet flags ok but Russia is bad?
Are you trolling or something?
sorry Germany we had to test our super nuke and youre a really convenient target
your world must be filled with fireworks
Also all of you russian sh... i mean supporters out there dont be discouraged about it being a lame liquid-fueled missile that is just a bit bigger than the last one. Its just an update, and the test is a bit of a fuck off to brits. The real mcguffin is the one with a nuclear powerplant with range to reach anywhere on earth and high maneuverability. Its only at prototyping stages now though, so dont go hoping we can glass the bongs with it just yet!
You're an insult to God
the US named it satan ironically. in russia it is just sarmat
Disrespect our President for a year won't even meet with him threaten to ban him from the country
Arrest our intrepid young reporters when they come to interview the last man in your country Tommy Robinson who you just let the police bully him every day
Lately? I've hated you since I came to Pol. I've hated you since you ruined Doctor Who. I hated you since BBC has been trying to subvert my Republic. I hate you since your spy agencies are openly spying on American citizens and releasing salicious fake dossiers to try and overthrow our elected leader. You don't get it. You're used to being faggots to everyone and nobody doing anything about it. Just taking it on the chin like Germany does. Not this time faggot. You done fucked up. Have fun being the paraih's of Europe and the Atlantic. Sure is going to be lonely on your island listening to the call to prayer and the muffled cries of 11 year old girls.
Please don’t nuke Ireland, Wales, and Scotland. Thank you!
WE NEED TO GET OUT OF NATO ! SALVINI NEEDS TO RUSPA THE NATO FAGS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY .
Why are you obsessed with that stupid cunt?
kek, 10/10 would play
I don't understand user you said the same thing twice. Are you a French Canadian or something?
Multiple lower-level US officials, including those in the White House, have publicly come out in support of the UK and condemned Russia.
But since briefly acknowledging Russia's role in the attack Tuesday morning after being pressed by reporters, Trump has not done the same.
"All of us who have been around the block find it bizarre that we would not be 100% behind the Brits on this," said one former diplomat.
Because she makes you glow in the dark.
Um... what's your time frame. My science says a year or more it can sit
Don't be a cowardly puke
Bin that nuke
7 houses in Worchester don't have their nuke license.
We are watching.
Be a real man
Get rid of that WMD plan
this was my first thought
wat, Americans name their missiles edgy Call-of-Duty shit all the time
It's ok Bongs you'll live on in Doctor Who
It's fucking worthless because it's liquid fueled. You should be building more Rs-24s to replace your entire nuclear arsenal.
Christ they could have at least put him out of his misery. Poor fucker.
I see my brown friend.
Mixing science and racism/10
Drop the "um" and you'll sound even smarter
Bin that ICBM
Kek has spoken. British Isles will be wiped out.
As a brit, I kinda hope they fuck this wankstain nation up desu. The north has taken a dive and gets worse and worse. Education fucking sucks donkey balls here. Theresa May just keeps cutting taxes for corporate elites while the north are spending their days jobless because everything is privatized and outsourced.
@Putin bring back british steel when you kill the tory scum
Satan 2 missile
inverted satan witnessed
It got really good reviews but it just never took off with players. This one's been greenlit though so it should be good.
Just because America can't make a liquid fueled rocket doesn't make them bad user. Elon Musk is going all liquid fueled and he's miles ahead of any BS you're talking about. We can't even get to the ISS with our non-man rated shit rockets but ya the Russians somehow can't make a rocket. Is that why we were buying rockets from them cutie patooty? Fucking hate you brainlets with all my soul.
Japs are soulless they wanted to study him and the radiation symptoms of course. I wonder how many times he asked them to die? 1,000? More? It's not like they have a stigma against suicide. Fucking weebs worshiping mimic bugs.
our in the west
Liquid fueled rockets are fine for commercial space but terrible for nukes. You want your nukes to be able to be launched within seconds and not wait until you fuel them.
That's why NASA was directed to spend so much money on solid rocket booster tech, to make sure the USA had the best nuclear missiles on the planet, and we still do because of this.
Liquid fueled rockets are terrible for military use. Not sure why Russia keeps using them, oh yeah I remember, they don't have the money to develop better solid rocket booster tech.
What an idiot! He's trying to light the wrong end. Hahahaha
liquid fueled missiles are considered dangerous
Never mind the warhead I for one see nothing wrong with this.
oh yeah I remember, they don't have the money to develop better solid rocket booster tech.
kek'd 'n' check'd
You can't store them with fuel making them vulnerable to first strikes and air attacks before they can be used.
Post comfy ICBM art to forget about the coming apocalypse.
Liquid fueled, slav shit.
You dumb fucks, Satan 2 is the name that NATO gave to that Russian weapon, the Russian themselves call it Sarmat, which means a different thing.
we swear america, we are not trying to fuck you over
that spy was a FORMER spy
we didnt fuck you over in the middle east either, we swear
Hello dear britbongs.
I'm ready for my daily spit polishing of my scrotum.
Have you slag step in afterwards so I can plum that stink pipe.
another episode of retarded amerimutt pretending to know what he's talking about
How do we hasten this?
you speak until you're spoken too, japan. we don't need to teach you 1 and 1 bomb = end of war again, do we?
america is retarded!
japan has more debt than the U.S.
we ate 2 bombs yet amerimutt still come here crying to get a working visa
you just showed that nukes cant do shit to Japan. we shrugged it off and came back as a super power in no time while you became a nigger infested shithole where you pray everyday to not get shot
literal mongrel education
When a slag gets glassed in a pub brawl with a paki, everyone takes the nigger's side. So if London got glassed sympathy would go out to the Muslims. Then again after being painted black with radioactive soot maybe the bongs would finally get some respect as honorary shitskins.
The Japanese public debt exceeded one quadrillion yen (US$10.46 trillion) in 2013, more than twice the annual gross domestic product of Japan
American debt is at 20 trillion
380 million vs 120 million
Well yea, we have niggers.
Same reason your pic doesn't work, canada has less niggers.
to be honst you came back as a superpower because we allowed it, and the nukes were not even needed as Japan was talking surrender before they dropped, but the US ignored it
he probably means economic
Now I get it thank you
Theresa May is a far-left extremist
Not surprised at all at this point.
this was also part of the NWO plan to make countries dependent on each other by spreading manufacturing all over the world, if WW3 ever comes it will cause all these countries to collapse along with the world economy
This is one of my favorite mutt pictures btw even though I've never seen the star and flag making it so obvious. It has a lot of truth. Look at him. Poor thing. He doesn't know wtf is going on. He just wants to be liked he's an affable bloke. It's his master that makes him do bad things he's just a big dumb oaf but he has no malice. That accurately explains the USA.
To be fair user, as far as the porn industry is concerned, Japan is a superpower.
Whew explain yourself UK? How many years of GDP is that for you??? Fuck my top 5 favorite flags are all fugged. Stock up on food and supplies now lads the end is soon. Thank you based English teaching sensei you are making me woke AF ITT.
We do that shit all the time, wouldn't be that shocking if they did
Threadly reminder that Russia is not omnipotent.
I really hope they will use it instead of just testing it.
Let's assume we can 100% beat them in a war. Then what? I like having Russia around as a counter balance to America on the world stage. Every Goku needs a Vegeta to challenge him or they'd both be shit.
They should bomb India, who in turn will retaliate against Pakistan, who in turn will retaliate in full against India. Wipe out 1 billion poo in loos.
That's just the point though. America is Goku in that we have awesome power, but are smart enough not to use it unless attacked. Russia is of course our Vegeta. Super sore about not being the biggest badass, despite being a big badass in their own right.
But then we got China, who is literal Mah Jin Buu. Just waiting in the wings.
What I am saying is Russia needs to realize that it has its place, but it needs to be cognizant that everyone has limits, even them.
A war between the big two (or three) would trigger such disarray, that most of europe's borders get redrawn.
I like this meme does that make the UK Krillin?
The R36 caused NATO to spaghetti really fucking hard. Satan was a fitting designation for it.