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This, remember to vote for Putin and not that feminist white-nigger

>Btw Russian whores are sluts for Western cock.
sure, that's why the divorce rate for russian mail order brides is so low right? all they want is your money and citizenship, not your shriveled babby dick.

but even the most posh british princess would gladly sacrifice the lavish comforts she's accustomed to and go live in the frozen siberian wilderness if only she could have STRONG UNCLE VOLODYA'S beefy KGB arms around her in their cozy candlelit dacha at night!

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They use old men to gain citizenship so they can fuck Chads like Gavin Williamson while Putin injects his ugly face with more Botox

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Putin: Nuke 'em lol.

Putin wouldn't dare. If he irritates us anymore we'll reveal his REAL height and he'll commit suicide out of embarrassment

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He's real heigh 170cm it's lower than average but it's not considered a midget. Despite his height, every woman lusts for his dick.

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Maybe Russian women have lower standards because Russian men are subhumans but Western women aren't attracted to bald pensioners.

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Yeah man, I'm totally coping. 5ft 5.5 bald plastic-faced pensioners are total studs. Lol at Russia desu