Cake thread

Cake thread.

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PSA: expired cakes may be rotten and can be harmful to you.

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Cakes are sluts who've lost their appeal.

Leave them to the old men

what if I'm an old man?

What if i am an old man mentally?

>an user reaches 30
>Shino is just right

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I am an old man then

Sorry, only faceless old men need apply. Also, fat

also does eto count as a Cake?

Can generic faceless well built swarthy rapist men of indeterminate age(meaning can be old) apply?

Anime/manga cakes are for vanilla love-making only.

Just checked the wiki and apparently rize is 21 and eto is 27.
Rize looks more of a cake when she was 18 then eto does when she is 27.

I think there's something wrong with my cat.

I said no. These laws were made to protect our children from thirsty old hags who want their nubile bodies and nascent seed.

Kaede a shit

Shit, give me the New Years noodles too.

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I want to marry a cake

Impossible. If cakes were for marriage, they'd have been married before 25.

What are cakes for then?

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Betabux

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A man's value increase after 30 though. So since cakes are supposedly worse than young pussy, they are made for /ss/, which is supposedly worse than an old man.

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cakes are cute