On the evening of December 27th, 2016...

On the evening of December 27th, 2016, I sexually assaulted Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell in a non-descript alleyway of a suburban area of Tokyo.

What a coincidence, so did I!
Are you me? Am I replying to myself right now?

Joke's on you, she liked it.

What time exactly? She was with me in the morning the same exact date.

5:32 PM exactly. It was a frigid Tuesday, just past rush hour, most commuters and children were already home. The sun was low and the streets were empty.

Impossible, I was there! Sexually assaulting Satanichia!

satania is dumb as shit, she will consent if you convince her that letting you sexually assault her will make her the "most evil"

>5:32 PM
>most commuters were already home

It was away from the train stations, there was no foot traffic. Satania's first mistake.

Hi satan

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Tokyo, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

I'm Raphi. Sergeant of Special Victims Unit, DN38416. Assigned to protect you, Satania-san. You've been targeted for molestation.

aww shucks I was hoping for Dragnet!

On the evening of December 27th, 2016, I crossplayed as Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell in some alleys in tokyo, hoping to score some easy sexings.
Then got gangbanged by a bunch of idiots.
Jackpot.
No homo thou.

by me

The only explanation for this is none of you were present that night. You were all seeing the experience of someone else, and for some reason, you were fated to watch your waifu being pleasured by another man from his own eyes, to the point of even believing it was you.

Hi Raphi. We will start the investigation from the victim. Ask her if she remembers any suspect. Oh don't forget to send her for medical examination afterward.

Glad I got to her on Christmas then.

Why are you so sure about Satania being rape?

What is your alibi on December 27th, 2016.

Wanna do it again? I feel like destroying some user ass.

About that. Her memory seems a bit jumbled. For some reason she always screams for me to stay away and that I did it. Ridiculous notion, of course, but it seems her testimony won't be of much help at this stage.
Oh, and would it be fine if I did the medical examination myself? For justice, naturally

I was in an alley raping Satanaia although I did find it odd she had a penis... it truly was strange.

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I sexually assaulted Gabu's sister.

What about leon?