Two Car

GOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOORNING MIYAKEJIMAAAAAA

Mao is too gay.

So how are they going to resolve this? Someone encouraging Izumi to tell Nagisa how much she really means to her? Nagisa beating up Izumi? Gay sex?

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Thank you for starting a proper thread this time.

>Man, this episode was pretty gay. There is no way it can get gayer than today's episode
>Following episode proceeds to be gayer
That's basically this show in a nutshell. This week's episode PV had uncensored handholding.

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I don't think they can top "WE WERE TWO CAR ALL ALONG".

That just takes the fucking cake.

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Is that a man?

>>Man, this episode was pretty gay. There is no way it can get gayer than today's episode
>>Following episode proceeds to be gayer
It's Ange Vierge all over again.

At this point I wouldn't really be surprised if they somehow make the MCs gay, too.

Pretty sure that was Coach's master plan all along

The sexual tension is real.

She is just the right amount of gay for me.

I'm pretty sure the message of this story is that lesbianism is unhealthy.

Notice how the two MCs are perfectly fine while all the other dykes are completely mentally unstable wackjobs.

No such thing

>MCs are perfectly fine
Just started watching, they literally punched each other in the face after they won a race, how is this "fine"?

It's banter

Setsugekka has ascended to a level of yuri beyond all others and achieved perfect tranquility.
The lesson is that you have to be super gay.

>how the two MCs are perfectly fine
Have we watched the same show? Everyone else is working through their differences, but the two straight girls refuse to get along. They're even at the point of knocking each other out in the demonstration race. Yuri is the only peaceful solution.

The ride never ends.

unf, I forgot how thick she is

But this time, well.

WHAT
A
TWIST

Wait, I didn't watch the episode yet. Did the S dreamed about that this time?

Too bad it won't happen and you'll get bait at most.

Incredible.

Out of any team they've done a fantastic job of making me care about the MCs the least.

Bravo Tamura

This is the paradogs of anime.

I think that's a girl

Tako girls are so fucking cute. That cute manga is about then, isn't it?

It was just for one chapter it seems, since the following one was about the announcer duo.

>they've done a fantastic job of making me care about the MCs the least.

That's probably the biggest failing of this show overall.

Why did they ever think 2 girls being rivals for some dude is compelling especially compared to the other girl pairings which has way better backstories behind them?

mindfucked

Oh, too bad. Still, they are adorable.

Look at her face, she straight-up thought she might die.

She's the only sane one so far.

Not for long.

Sanity is for the weak.

Is this the dream of a sane person

Indeed, I'm expecting them to be one of the drama-free teams along with the alpha dykes.

Too bad they have shitty fangs.
And have shit uniforms.
And have awful accents.
And are part of the worst kind of humor --- manzai.

I will fight you

This is getting out of hand, Ange.

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Who is the ACE?

I am.

Miss twintails of team "lovely purgatory slash"

The sweatiest one.

Ace team

age gap

is disgusting

The patrician's yuri.

>Cast full of gay but the mcs
Things like these don't let me sleep at night.

The gay one

Amen.

I still believe they are just tsundere and will end up being the gayest pair.

Guess the raw will have to do.

Nanoha?

Glad S&M is out of the way. As of episode 5

Announcer Team>Ojou Team=NotHaruMichi Team>Osaka Team>Goth Loli Team>>S&M Team>>>>Twin Team>>>>>>>>> Het Team

Subs when? Are they delayed because of CR's site getting fucked?

Weekly bathing scene

yes

It's been 5 minutes. Calm down.

The site got hacked and they still hasn't fixed anything, so yes.

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Super cute. They're definitely going up in my rankings over time.

Shoujo Shuumatsu reference? SL confirmed for bros.

wew

The only thing that can calm me down is more dykes on bikes

>that gasp
My fucking sides.

Subs soon.

Subs are out.
Good, my whining worked.

>[HorribleSubs] Two Car - 05 [720p].mkv

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I remember a few interviews with the director that were included in AV's BD box.

His philosophy on bathing:
>Interviewer: The bath scenes in this show has certainly become a topic hasn't it?
>Director Tamura: The first episode certainly had a large amount of bath scenes, but it's not just fanservice, you know? If it was fanservice I'd have put them in even more revealing things (lol).
>The baths in this show are for the characters to get to know one another. If women saw this they might think "That's doesn't happen!", but you can think of it as (gossiping) OLs in the pantry. "Sempai, did you hear?" (lol). That is why conversations can be heard without hesitation in the baths, and developments can be made.

And his hardon for shit MCs:
>COMMENT 02 Purposefully designing the "Annoying protagonist"
>The design of Saya was a risk/venture ((same word in Japanese)) in the modern context. That is because if a protagonist that qualifies as 'annoying' was designed, it will cause the viewers to leave. Instead of doing it half-assed I challenged it wholeheartedly, resulting in this. Indeed, during the process of character development, the tension of the character has decreased. In turn, what softened her annoyingness were the baths (laugh). I think that by being annoying in the baths, others' image of her becomes softer, shifting the core of the drama.

I think he just fucking loves doing these kinds of characters. And to be fair, Saya redeemed herself pretty hard I don't know how he can work his magic with these two heterosexual dorks though.

I hope she gets a proper beating today.
I had a violent pulsing erection throughout the entire last episode.

It's fucking weird, they could build something like saki or strike witches but went ahead with a route that can turn off the fans.

Man I want to make Saya feel special so much.

Reminder to write down your name on your crush.

My fucking heart.

>acts like S
>is super M at heart
this is my fetish

She looks so cute being M as well.

The chuunis seem like they're the only team that truly has their shit together. What would they even argue over?

Yeah but like they're chuunis though.

The MCs are the gayest pair.

>What would they even argue over?
DnD character builds and proper methods to summon the anti-christ.

The twins and chuunis don't have any conflicts.

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The chuuni names for special attacks.

Makes sense to me, Nagisa should just apologize.

Sweet Jesus

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Why is Aoi into side car racing now and why does she have a clone?

What we really need are race queen outfits.

>hurr don't have fun unless I tell you to
Dumb bitch

Dumb sexy You and You.

Lesbian cafe scenes are honestly the best part of the show.