Jojo thread

how come he's such a charming protagonist? there's never a dull moment with him
dare I say he's the best jojo?

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epic bait. he's shit. he's too over the top and is too much of a character. if every moment is crazy random and over the top, it's not fun. part 3 joseph > part 2 joseph

He's a combination of Sherlock Holmes and an 80's action movie hero with the ham turned up past maximum. It's extremely corny, while also being awesome, because as absurd as the idea of, say, being able to predict what your opponent says just before they say it is, it's still a cool gimmick you wish you could pull off in real life.

>too over the top
>jotaro literally plot armor:the character, every other character fucks up and gets themselves nearly killed before our lord and savior the 6'5" 17 year old blue eyed japanese swoops in and saves everyone with his superior skill and intellect
at the very least joseph wasn't invincible, he had his ass saved by his companions countless times through pt. 2

Oh, a JoJo thread!
To the ones who dumped the Kakyoin pics last thread, thank you very much. That made me very happy.
Don't worry, I'm still alive.

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i'm not defending jotaro. i don't really see how joseph being too over the top has anything to do with what you said about jotaro

best character coming through

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based hairposter

Like a clock

based hairposter replier.

based pointing it out poster

>2.93

He is more like macgyver than sherlock desu

You are the best JoJo!

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jonathan > johnny > josuke = jotaro > joseph >>>>>>>>>>> jolyne >>>>>>>>>> giorno
7 > 1 > 4 > 3 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>> 6 >>>>>>>>>> 5

What would happen if Araki drew digitally?

i'd probably be for the best honestly. he's gotten kinda lazy in jojolion, at least compared to sbr

i wonder how he would feel about drawing digitally after hand drawing for so long

I see you've cornered me with a well planned attack, there is nothing I can do now
BUT

jojolion is getting kinda stale, I think araki doesn't even know what he's writing himself anymore
also soft and wet sucks

I can't see the best character, Vanilla Ice is in the way.

Where?

Post underrated tracks from the OST.

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Josuke=Jolyne>Johnny> Old Joseph>Dad Jotaro>Young Joseph>Jonathan>Teen Jotaro>Giorno

Imagine if he did.
Would he struggle to use a tablet of some sort?
Could he still meet the monthly deadline? or somehow meet it earlier because of the freedom.

I'm sure his assistants know how to use photoshop.

This is actually pretty legit. Well done, user.

Why is Kira Yoshikage so damn handsome?

He isn't.

Why did Gyro lick horse shit?

Echos act 2 is better than act 3. Seriously that power was super underrated, couldn't you just put a "floop" or "fwaamp" or "thump" on sheer heart attack to make it stop. Or even "boyoyoing" to make it bounce off any human it touches.

What does it do now... make things heavier with puns?

why did gyro die? why couldn't he have been the jojo of sbr?

Buongiorno!

Part 3 isn't the worst p-
>Jojo is Jonathan with autism and edgyness, so original!
>Pathetic """menacing""" villain with little presence and motive that isn't good
>Shallow main character
>Lackluster fights
>Forgettable minor villains
>Weak interactions
>Slow, uninteresting plot progression
>Shitty,overdone egyptian setting where nothing happens, shitty sand
>boring stands

>Weak interactions
The crew were at their best when they talked with Each other.

Stop posting this shit

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>compared to sbr
Exactly. Araki poured his heart and soul into SBR. Of course JJL looks lazier.

Which part had the best character interactions?

Part 3.

I wish this move got more use.
Having a laser blast at the ready at all times sounds beyond empowering.

Same.
>t. Star Finger

Part 4

Imagine Jotaro and DIO pulling that shit in their final battle.
>DIO's unsure of Jotaro moving in the stopped time
>Jotaro fires off the Star Finger and takes DIO off guard
>DIO retaliates by firing fucking lasers
>Jotaro constantly on the move so he's not caught in the stopped time for easy pickings by Space Ripper Stingy Eyes

That sounds awesome.

5 and 8

4, I think.
In 1, Speedwagon was really just a cheerleader, and Dire/Straits/Tonpetty didn't do shit.
In 2, Lisa Lisa had precious little to do with Joseph and Caesar, who in turn didn't have that much to do with each other.
In 3, Polnareff was the only one who was really shown bonding with everyone in the group - Jotaro and Kakyoin, Avdol and Iggy etc didn't have much to do with each other.
In 4, Josuke had plenty to do with Koichi, Okuyasu and Jotaro, and Koichi and Okuyasu and Koichi and Jotaro interacted plenty too. The only pair that didn't get much attention was Okuyasu and Jotaro. Later on Rohan joined, and got plenty of interaction with Josuke and Koichi.
In 5, the original group had great interactions with each other, but Giorno stood silently to the side whenever they did. There's not a single moment where he attempts to get to know them as friends and people.
In 6, the interactions were similar to 4 in that it fixated on the heroes bonds with her comrades, but due to the prison being segregated the way it was, Jolyne could only interact with Weather and Anasui on occasion - Emporio was probably the one who interacted with them all the most.
In 7, the only really meaningful relationships were Johnny and Gyro, and Lucy and Steven.

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He's nothing like sherlock holmes since there's no deduction whatsoever, he just pulls stuff out of his ass

What the fuck do people see in Kakyoin? Every single trait of his is hideous.

>every single trait is hideous
Surely y-you don't actually mean that right?

He doesn't even have any musical references.

He has a character image song though, which is cool.

Not really. It's mired in tragedy, which is what people generally want to portray Kakyoin as. A tragic romanticist who is always doomed to tummy trouble. Makes me sick.

Don't get me focking started on his hair either. It looks like a member of Duran Duran got too drunk and mistook his head for a toilet bowl.

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Nobody even finds Kakyoin all that attractive. They just don't want a girl fucking Jotaro, so they'll transpose all the tragedy and beauty of the "perfect" romance onto a MILF fetishist who rolls cherries but can't even tie the stem. Give me PolPol any day over this loser.

Why are you being so mean to Kakyoin, user? What did he do to you? Did he fuck your mom or something? Please calm down.

Every day I trawl the internet looking for new Josuke lewds, because Josuke is pure and the idea of him being defiled triggers my purity fetish. However, all I get is Kakyoin lewds instead. If he was as good looking as Caesar, I wouldn't give a shit, but he isn't. He looks like a pedophile.

How is that his fault? Filter your searches better, dummy.

It's not solely his fault. It's the fault of the fujoshits who don't see the beauty of Josuke. What chemistry does Kakyoin have with Jotaro compared to Rohan's undying hate for Josuke?

What are you talking about? I've seen a lot of fujos draw Rohan and Josuke doing dirty stuff.
Like I said, filter your searches better so you don't see what you don't like, sheesh.

The amount of lewd there is a small fraction of Kakyoin's. Filtering won't help. It won't answer my question of why Kakyoin is so popular.

>sheesh

I don't want a focking femanon answering my questions either.

Just go use your imagination or something. Is that so hard?

Who´s the best villain and why is it valentine?

>fag who sags his pants and wants to be raped like his daddy

>Gayfag Josuhan shipper and Kakfag femanon having a fight
Great thread

There is nothing wrong with being a Rock Human

who is jolyne's father in the alternate universe? Jotaro doesn't exist and the kujo family doesn't have the star birthmark, yet irene does

better question is why did valentine lose weight and grow taller?

YES THERE IS
I'LL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU ROCK SCUM

>gayfag

That's a bit redundant. You could just call me a Josuke purityfag.

What the fuck are you talking about? Is this another case of mixing up Irene-verse and SBR-verse?

Your talents are wasted here. Go to one of the gemfag threads and post there until the new chapter comes out.

If I find you curled up on the streets, I'll kill you.
If I find you posing near the shrine, I'll kill you.
If I find you hiding underneath your bed as your girlfriend "uses" you as you sleep, I'll kill you.
If I find a group of you being shipped to Japan via an import route, I'll kill all of you.

you mean it's not he same one? where did they ever say that? what is even the point of such a stupid ending to part 6 if araki could have just casually restarted it in another universe?

Shit tastes holy shit

Jesus spine

Lucy stabbed him in the neck when he tried to rape her so he had to switch bodies with an alternate self

>'stupid ending'
The irony is that this is coming from a stupid poster

haha like if owned

that makes sense
he could have done it sooner though, he looked like shit

He looked like that before he switched though.

thanks for explaining asshole, nice job only focusing on me calling it stupid

>Crying about being called stupid on Sup Forums
Wew

Everyone in JoJo is gay.

Only one character is implied to be gay, namely Pucci. Dio is bi.

also everyone in part 5

>Cioccolata
>Squalo/Tiziano
>Magenta Magenta
>Jobin

What do you think will the ED of the Vento Aureo anime be?

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>Every day I trawl the internet looking for new Josuke lewds, because Josuke is pure and the idea of him being defiled triggers my purity fetish
Holy shit, just fuck off. Dumb fujoshit.

Since when is Josuke pure?

Josuke is pure, pure evil that is.

Hank Kujo best jojo.

Agree.
He killed Damo after all, best rock human.

Jotaro and Kakyoin should never be together except when they're double teaming Joseph