Burger

Want a slice?

This isn't right.

That's how they eat burgers in Europe
Not respecting our FREEDOM to touch it with the dirty hands.

no I don't, President Trump.

You might think this is a joke but I've legit seen people eat pizza with a knife and fork.

You mean they didn't roll it up and shove it into their fat mouths like a giant burrito? What the fuck?

how the fuck do you eat a giant burger (not the Mcdonals shit) any other way?

well.... yes? You dont get it pre-sliced in restaurants after all.

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>actually eating pizzas that you can roll like a burrito
This means the pizza is too thin. You need to eat real tick and oily pizza, with tons of delicious meat and cheese.

>how the fuck do you eat a giant burger (not the Mcdonals shit) any other way?

You use your manly, powerful hands to compress the burger into a convenient bite size by sheer force.

right

If it doesn't work, you're not using enough force.

we use these nowadays. they are super convenient

Civilized people don't eat with their hands.
Personally I also eat my donuts and pizzas with knife and fork.

Civility was a mistake

>well.... yes? You dont get it pre-sliced in restaurants after all
I've no reaction images but just so you know, wherever you live needs to be nuked.

>Slice the burger in two halves
>Eat one half with your hands
>Repeat with the other half

Eating pizza with utensils is for fucking yuppies though. Just grab a slice and eat ffs.

In Europe, where pizza was invented, you're not treated like a child by having your food already cut for you.

Clearly you need to actually come and live in europe instead of having some sort of fucked up unrealistic fantasies about it
>having food presented to you in a proper fashion is being treated like a child
Go and prepare all of your own food from scratch then, you child.

Do you also eat pie with your hands like a savage? It is called a pizza PIE after all.

>Do you also eat pie with your hands like a savage?
If it's cold leftover pie that's congealed to stability you bet I do. If you think cold pizza is pie is good I promise you cold pecan and pumpkin pie is something else.

Probably because you don't wash your dirty hands you disgusting french piece of shit.

Thought I was on /fit/ for a second there.

Tastes like shit.
Thanks.