Burger

right

If it doesn't work, you're not using enough force.

we use these nowadays. they are super convenient

Civilized people don't eat with their hands.
Personally I also eat my donuts and pizzas with knife and fork.

Civility was a mistake

>well.... yes? You dont get it pre-sliced in restaurants after all
I've no reaction images but just so you know, wherever you live needs to be nuked.

>Slice the burger in two halves
>Eat one half with your hands
>Repeat with the other half

Eating pizza with utensils is for fucking yuppies though. Just grab a slice and eat ffs.

In Europe, where pizza was invented, you're not treated like a child by having your food already cut for you.

Clearly you need to actually come and live in europe instead of having some sort of fucked up unrealistic fantasies about it
>having food presented to you in a proper fashion is being treated like a child
Go and prepare all of your own food from scratch then, you child.

Do you also eat pie with your hands like a savage? It is called a pizza PIE after all.