HAPPENING: JESUS HAS RETURNED

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

HAPPENING: JESUS HAS RETURNED

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youtube.com/watch?v=a4SKrGYMp7A
youtube.com/watch?v=-WcHPFUwd6U
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/165669331/#165676303
youtube.com/watch?v=_EO6abKG5Hg

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

Wrong. It's the secret NatSoc army.

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Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

It's pronounced Jesus, you racist!

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

flying weird shit is real. i saw one when I was 10.
I'll be like the drunk in Independence Day.. I fucking told you they was real!

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

When the Son of Man comes, EVERY eye will see clearly

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

If you're referring to the second coming, yes. As for The Rapture, I don't think unbelievers will actually see Him.

Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

BLUE
BEAM

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

project blue beans

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Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

Has anyone seen that autist lately? The one making threads about an exorcism where the demon says there's an EMP going off on good friday?

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

What, you mean like this?

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Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

You get the wood Cletus; I'll get the hammer & nails.

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

Tactical flashlight reflections on glass in front of model railroad. Try harder.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Aliens aren't real. Aliens are actually Human.

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Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

Humans are aliens.

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Yes, but it's disingenuous to call them Aliens since aliens are literally a jewish psy op. They are merely super ancient vastly more advanced humans. To travel through space is to travel through time and therefore they are interdimensional.

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

You realize that the articular states it was pilots right, not rural country folk?

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

article*

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

Nice. Probably headed to Utah. if you're not mormon yet you're running out of time before the rapture

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

You realize the article states it was UFOs, despite the clearly unrelated OP headline that Jesus has returned, right?
My joke was solely based on the latter & had nothing at all to do with the former.

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

I saw one, twice in the same spot high up just floating, and spinning slowly. It even released a smaller craft from its main body. Was reflective and round. I think it was military tech.

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

i know i'll probably get deleted for posting this, but i will try anyways.

this was a leaked photo from area 51 and the governement shuts it down anytime someone tries to post it.

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

Yes, I am referring to the second coming
There will be no hiding the Glory of Christ when He returns
Do not be fooled

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

"LOOK ITS SPOOKY AND DISTORTED!"
wow so neat
image related to what he posted.

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Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

this

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

also old ass meme

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

image deleted
wtf...

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

I look forward to our wonderful Sovereigns return.

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Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

dont be a newfag plz

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

The Rapture will be happening in the seconds before his return so that he is given the full glory of returning with all of his church triumphant

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

"But even now I offer you in my Father's name mercy and forgiveness; even now I proffer the loving hand of eternal fellowship. My Father has sent you the wise men and the prophets; some you have persecuted and others you have killed. Then appeared John proclaiming the coming of the Son of Man, and him you destroyed after many had believed his teaching. And now you make ready to shed more innocent blood. Do you not comprehend that a terrible day of reckoning will come when the Judge of all the earth shall require of this people an accounting for the way they have rejected, persecuted, and destroyed these messengers of heaven? Do you not understand that you must account for all of this righteous blood, from the first prophet killed down to the times of Zechariah, who was slain between the sanctuary and the altar? And if you go on in your evil ways, this accounting may be required of this very generation

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

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Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Is it a common trick? How were you able to ascertain that from what's available in the video? Am I just a brainlet?

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

don't fucking scare me user holy fuck

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

Don't worry. it's just the secret Nazi space army.

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Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

oh I know all about new schwabenland and the secret natsoc bases and all that
but I thought Christ had returned for real for a sec

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Christ isn't a real person. It's a state of consciousness.

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

Praise be to Him through every age, forever and ever, Amen

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

fucking need some alien intervention desu

this planet is full retarded

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

There's been planted news stories of soft disclosure being seeded into the consciousness daily at this point. It's really ramping up.

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Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

youtube.com/watch?v=a4SKrGYMp7A

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Joseph Young
Joseph Young

Any significantly advanced life forms judging us would likely just reduce our numbers down to a tenth of a percent & call it a day.

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

just for you user

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Isaac Price
Isaac Price

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Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

Trump of God

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Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

You're not a brain that. That was a tricky one that I was wondering about myself for some time. The model railroad and tactical flashlight is a pretty good possibility.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

nazis at the center of the earth has mech Hitler with freakin laser beams

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

this

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

If only it were true...

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Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

KYS

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

big if true

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

The mutts even have space illegals

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Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

finally

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

This is Big Sky. Strike One is ready to engage.

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Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

Ok. But what is this?

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Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

(((Blue

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

lol

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Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

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Julian Jones
Julian Jones

The "aliens" are just those Giants the Bible talks about. They live in earth's crust where there's plenty or resources and energy. Many intelligent species move underground rather than seeking out the stars. UFOs aren't space crafts(or at least can't fly between stars) but are their vehicles for checking stuff out and occasionally anally raping innocent people. Always remember to shoot the fuckers if you see them. They also hate any mentioning of Jesus.

David Baker
David Baker

Aliens aren't real. Aliens are actually half Human.
Fixed
And they're degenerate pieces of shit too.

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

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Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

That sounds like an Onion story presented by a schizophrenic.

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

Be a liberal
UFO is landing
Scream Save us from DJT reeeeeeee!
Alien lives matter
UFO door opens
Libs eyes fill with soy tears
Out come Nazis
help!!! Ahhhhh! Rererererereeeeee

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

Top kek

Would be glorious.

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Luis Russell
Luis Russell

Rundown on project blue beam, pretty please?

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Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

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Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

UFO sightings are usually just drones these days.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

UFO landed
doors stay closed
small hatches on top open
slowly increasing noise can be heard
"hmmhmmmhmmmhmm"
as loudness increases sound become more recognisable
"ddiii rrreeeii fesssss esloosssseeeee"
<gosh those aliens are so creative xD
"ssaaaa maaarrchieert, im ruuheeeeg feeestem stttrrriiiitttt"
<"OI LADS HANG ON"
"KAMERADEN DIE ROTFRONT UND REAKTION ERSCHOSSEN"
<"MARCHIERN IM GEIST, IN UNSERN REIHEN MIT"
<NONONO REEEEEEEEEEEEE RACIST NOOOOO OH MY GOD HILLARY HELP ME PLEASE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

youtube.com/watch?v=-WcHPFUwd6U

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

Not space. They escaped to another one of the holes in the firmament.

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

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Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

A sufficiently powerful and distorted laser could shock the air around it.
With precise control of the distortion you could project any sound you want, as though the laser were a speaker.

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

Just a secret plane flying out of ft. Huachuca

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

laser 44khz when ?

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Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

I want to believe.

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Eli Harris
Eli Harris

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Joshua White
Joshua White

Like for real how probable are secret Nazi bases launching UFOs in the current year? Don't want /x/ tier bs.

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

here newfag now lurk another 2 years before you post again
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/165669331/#165676303

William Perez
William Perez

I see meme-potential in this pic. would invest

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

france

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

whats the source of those images?

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Fake and gay

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

gib coordinates

I've already successfully mapped the pyramid and other structures on google earth (they are legit) so gib coordinates of swastika

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

HOLY SHIT GUYS FOUR HORSEMEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

Straight from NATO Headquarters in Google Images, just look for "nazi antarctica"

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

checked and supposedly they are blurred out. person you are replying to's pic related is suggesting they used a private satellite or something

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

Man all I got was a few Mechanix. Exact same thing, just with Dave Mustaine's whiny voice.

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

i meant if they were from a movie or something dick

Luke White
Luke White

i meant if they were from a movie or something dick
yeah well fuck you no pics

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

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Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

I got some footage
youtube.com/watch?v=_EO6abKG5Hg

William Lee
William Lee

Translation REEEEEEEE!!!

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

Toppest KEK

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