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HAPPENING: JESUS HAS RETURNED
Julian Taylor
Jose Stewart
Wrong. It's the secret NatSoc army.
Ryder Wright
It's pronounced Jesus, you racist!
Thomas Wood
flying weird shit is real. i saw one when I was 10.
I'll be like the drunk in Independence Day.. I fucking told you they was real!
Jaxon Perry
When the Son of Man comes, EVERY eye will see clearly
Thomas Edwards
If you're referring to the second coming, yes. As for The Rapture, I don't think unbelievers will actually see Him.
Jordan Torres
BLUE
BEAM
Nathaniel Martinez
project blue beans
Jonathan Reed
Has anyone seen that autist lately? The one making threads about an exorcism where the demon says there's an EMP going off on good friday?
Zachary Taylor
What, you mean like this?
Joseph Lee
You get the wood Cletus; I'll get the hammer & nails.
Landon Foster
Tactical flashlight reflections on glass in front of model railroad. Try harder.
Nathaniel Garcia
Aliens aren't real. Aliens are actually Human.
Adam Jenkins
Humans are aliens.
Hudson Martin
Yes, but it's disingenuous to call them Aliens since aliens are literally a jewish psy op. They are merely super ancient vastly more advanced humans. To travel through space is to travel through time and therefore they are interdimensional.
Jayden Bell
You realize that the articular states it was pilots right, not rural country folk?
Lucas Murphy
article*
Lucas Price
Nice. Probably headed to Utah. if you're not mormon yet you're running out of time before the rapture
Connor Morales
You realize the article states it was UFOs, despite the clearly unrelated OP headline that Jesus has returned, right?
My joke was solely based on the latter & had nothing at all to do with the former.
Sebastian Adams
I saw one, twice in the same spot high up just floating, and spinning slowly. It even released a smaller craft from its main body. Was reflective and round. I think it was military tech.
Tyler Myers
i know i'll probably get deleted for posting this, but i will try anyways.
this was a leaked photo from area 51 and the governement shuts it down anytime someone tries to post it.
Levi Brooks
Yes, I am referring to the second coming
There will be no hiding the Glory of Christ when He returns
Do not be fooled
Ayden Young
>"LOOK ITS SPOOKY AND DISTORTED!"
wow so neat
image related to what he posted.
Brody Martinez
this
Juan Ross
also old ass meme
Leo Miller
>image deleted
wtf...
Aaron Brooks
I look forward to our wonderful Sovereigns return.
Jacob Morgan
dont be a newfag plz
Owen Campbell
The Rapture will be happening in the seconds before his return so that he is given the full glory of returning with all of his church triumphant
Sebastian Lewis
"But even now I offer you in my Father's name mercy and forgiveness; even now I proffer the loving hand of eternal fellowship. My Father has sent you the wise men and the prophets; some you have persecuted and others you have killed. Then appeared John proclaiming the coming of the Son of Man, and him you destroyed after many had believed his teaching. And now you make ready to shed more innocent blood. Do you not comprehend that a terrible day of reckoning will come when the Judge of all the earth shall require of this people an accounting for the way they have rejected, persecuted, and destroyed these messengers of heaven? Do you not understand that you must account for all of this righteous blood, from the first prophet killed down to the times of Zechariah, who was slain between the sanctuary and the altar? And if you go on in your evil ways, this accounting may be required of this very generation
Chase Martin
Jacob Wood
Is it a common trick? How were you able to ascertain that from what's available in the video? Am I just a brainlet?
Ethan Morris
don't fucking scare me user holy fuck
Hudson Edwards
Don't worry. it's just the secret Nazi space army.
Josiah Moore
oh I know all about new schwabenland and the secret natsoc bases and all that
but I thought Christ had returned for real for a sec
Jason Rivera
Christ isn't a real person. It's a state of consciousness.
Asher Brooks
Praise be to Him through every age, forever and ever, Amen
Thomas Mitchell
fucking need some alien intervention desu
this planet is full retarded
Oliver Perez
There's been planted news stories of soft disclosure being seeded into the consciousness daily at this point. It's really ramping up.
Alexander Thompson
Joseph Young
Any significantly advanced life forms judging us would likely just reduce our numbers down to a tenth of a percent & call it a day.
Jose Sanchez
just for you user
Isaac Price
Tyler Morris
>Trump of God
Carson Richardson
You're not a brain that. That was a tricky one that I was wondering about myself for some time. The model railroad and tactical flashlight is a pretty good possibility.
Kayden Rodriguez
>nazis at the center of the earth has mech Hitler with freakin laser beams
Mason Robinson
this
Robert Bell
If only it were true...
Samuel Williams
KYS
Parker Sanchez
big if true
Zachary Powell
The mutts even have space illegals
Juan Thomas
finally
Jace Garcia
This is Big Sky. Strike One is ready to engage.
Dylan Hughes
Ok. But what is this?
Andrew Harris
(((Blue
Isaiah Lee
lol
Chase Jenkins
Julian Jones
The "aliens" are just those Giants the Bible talks about. They live in earth's crust where there's plenty or resources and energy. Many intelligent species move underground rather than seeking out the stars. UFOs aren't space crafts(or at least can't fly between stars) but are their vehicles for checking stuff out and occasionally anally raping innocent people. Always remember to shoot the fuckers if you see them. They also hate any mentioning of Jesus.
David Baker
>Aliens aren't real. Aliens are actually half Human.
Fixed
And they're degenerate pieces of shit too.
Carter Hernandez
Adam Lopez
That sounds like an Onion story presented by a schizophrenic.
Brandon Morgan
>Be a liberal
>UFO is landing
>Scream Save us from DJT reeeeeeee!
>Alien lives matter
>UFO door opens
>Libs eyes fill with soy tears
>Out come Nazis
>help!!! Ahhhhh! Rererererereeeeee
Lucas Hernandez
Top kek
Would be glorious.
Luis Russell
Rundown on project blue beam, pretty please?
Joshua Phillips
Ethan Cruz
UFO sightings are usually just drones these days.
Asher Cox
>UFO landed
>doors stay closed
>small hatches on top open
>slowly increasing noise can be heard
>"hmmhmmmhmmmhmm"
>as loudness increases sound become more recognisable
>"ddiii rrreeeii fesssss esloosssseeeee"
"ssaaaa maaarrchieert, im ruuheeeeg feeestem stttrrriiiitttt"
"KAMERADEN DIE ROTFRONT UND REAKTION ERSCHOSSEN"
Isaiah Howard
Zachary Rogers
Not space. They escaped to another one of the holes in the firmament.
Alexander Diaz
Matthew Nelson
A sufficiently powerful and distorted laser could shock the air around it.
With precise control of the distortion you could project any sound you want, as though the laser were a speaker.
Hunter Young
Just a secret plane flying out of ft. Huachuca
Jason Brown
laser 44khz when ?
Jace Rodriguez
I want to believe.
Eli Harris
Joshua White
Like for real how probable are secret Nazi bases launching UFOs in the current year? Don't want /x/ tier bs.
Ryder Thomas
here newfag now lurk another 2 years before you post again
archive.4plebs.org
William Perez
I see meme-potential in this pic. would invest
Owen Sullivan
>france
Elijah Cooper
whats the source of those images?
Colton Cruz
Fake and gay
Brandon Perez
gib coordinates
I've already successfully mapped the pyramid and other structures on google earth (they are legit) so gib coordinates of swastika
Ian Perez
HOLY SHIT GUYS FOUR HORSEMEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Luke Rodriguez
Straight from NATO Headquarters in Google Images, just look for "nazi antarctica"
Jace Hill
checked and supposedly they are blurred out. person you are replying to's pic related is suggesting they used a private satellite or something
Ryder Reed
Man all I got was a few Mechanix. Exact same thing, just with Dave Mustaine's whiny voice.
Juan Davis
i meant if they were from a movie or something dick
Luke White
>i meant if they were from a movie or something dick
yeah well fuck you no pics
Ian Hernandez
Ayden Clark
I got some footage
youtube.com
William Lee
Translation REEEEEEEE!!!
Jordan Gray
Toppest KEK