Osomatsu-san

Looks we're getting an episode on Christmas day, but it doesn't look like it will be another Christmas special. I guess our memories of black santa will have to keep us in the holiday spirit.

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Some PV pics.

My bad, what I thought was a second PV pic turned out to be a clip of Totok begging for DVD sales. But here's the continuation of Karamatsu's cooking image.

Cute.

The brothers clearly had the wrong idea about taking advantage of Karamatsu generous nature. They burned through his good will too fast. If they'd been more gradual in shirking all of their responsiblities onto him he would have turned into a perfect housewife without ever noticing the change. These sorts of things require tact.

Do we need mafia AND yakuza versions of them? Has somebody leaked my fetish for orignized crime to the people designing these sets and they've decided that they want to ruin me?

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Do the creators of the show legitimately think Dayon and Dekapan are funny?

>Osomatsu “helping” Karamatsu cook the rice.
>really just standing behind him offering praise so that he doesn’t have to do any of the work.
It’s too good.

Dekapan can be okay but Dayon is so boring and one-note now, though the whole cast is becoming a mixed bag. Karamatsu and Jyushimatsu are getting so much focus and it feels like Choromatsu barely exists.

They don't deserve a brother like Karamatsu.

They don't have to be bad. Dayon's kind of a mystery to me, I'm not really sure what the point of him is, but Dayon village was a great episode. And Dekapan could be used to set up hijinks with his inventions like in ESP Kitty and Rental Girlfriends, but for some reason the writer rarely does that. It's so easy that it writes itself. A whole episode could have been spent on the love potion instead of a quick gag at the end, for example. A potion that turns them younger could be a good episode. A machine that makes one swap bodies with another non-matsu character. Imagine Jyushi and Nyaa-chan switching minds. Way better than a 10 minute chase scene with no gags and almost no dialogue.

>Karamatsu [is] getting so much focus
Why? Because he got one episode and a four minute skit to himself? His own episode was almost as much of a Choromatsu episode as it was a Karamatsu episode. Not that I think that's a bad thing, that episode has been my favorite characterization of Choromatsu yet, but it's not like Kara's been hogging the spotlight. On the contrary, it generally feels like Matsubara avoids him.

Here are the winter vampire Heso sprites.

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Why are they from random locations at random time periods? And was it really necessary to indicate the AD?

Kara looks fly as always, though.

>Coon tail hat
>Western Europe
Aren't those a purely American thing? I mean, there are no raccoons in the old world. I mean, I guess they could have been imported like beaver fur hats, but were Davy Crocket hats actually ever a trend in Europe?

What are you hoping santa will bring you for Christmas this episode? I asked him for another edgelord Ichi.

I want Jyushi's coat.

I remember hearing that there's some new audio clips or .. something... for ososan right now. Not sure if it was a drama cd...
anyone got a link? or know if there's any new extra content?

I love Vampire Choro.

Swift and painless death

I think they want to challenge themselves to make as good a skit as possible without any dialogue.

There are many ways to do that, using obnoxious characters won't help them

They are doing the exact opposite of that though. It goes on too long pretty much going no where while wasting a bunch of time. Honestly I think they ran out of ideas so this fills in the gap. Part of me wishes they just did an OC sextuplet show since it hardly has any thing Kun related besides some shitty side characters that fit in with the times.

I’d love a matsu skit without any dialogue. Limiting yourself to telling a story with no dialogue forced the writers and animators to get creative with non verbal characterizations. Great art is often created as the result of limitations. But using characters that are uninteresting in scenarios that are uninspired and repetitive without isn’t the way to do that.

They’re all too ikemen for my tastes, especially Choro.

But user, don’t you want to see the rest of S2? Maybe there will even be an S3 announcement.

S2 has been pretty bad so far so I don't really care either way. If they actually end up announcing S3 for some ungodly reason, I don't see myself staying around for it.
Death is far more rewarding.

Please leave then I am really tired of you doom posters. The merch alone is enough to get another season regardless of how shit the BD sold. Still I be fine with no more threads if it mean another season.

Maybe high cholesterol blood is actually tasty we wouldn't know.

It's sad how I said nothing about sales, only about the quality, and you are already triggered anyway.

Season 1 and 2 had their ups and down I know you guys like ignore it, but it is true. Granted I wish they learn their lesson and stop using the same shitty gags. You keep expecting something way more then it really was.

It might get better though and you wouldn’t be around to see it. And maybe someday Sakurai will stop being such a hard ass and everyone will get character songs.

Cum gets sweeter when you eat sugary things. Maybe blood is the same way.

I want to taste Ichi’s little pink tongue.

>And maybe someday Sakurai will stop being such a hard ass and everyone will get character songs.
Literally never ever.

2013:
youtube.com/watch?v=ePt0QkWoqpw
2016:
youtube.com/watch?v=oFT5m-6YhI0

He made his "vow" in 2006. What happens twice will happen thrice.

Why wait for Christmas when you could be happy now?

Because I'm a pussy and need someone to pull the trigger for me.

Yeah he still sings just nothing super official yet. Still this is probably my favorite song he has done.

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I don't know what that second song is from, but I'm already sold on it. Too bad the animation isn't able to keep up with Sakurai's expressive voice acting there.

Hatsukoi monster the series is kind of shit since its about an adult woman falling in love with a kindergarten boy who looks older then he is. They have a few funny moments, but probably would have dropped the series if it weren't for Sakurai.

You can't rely on others to solve you're problems for you. Might as well just find something to live for instead.

Don't worry your old pal death will naturally do the job for you without you putting any effort in. So enjoy knowing that fact.

He's in kindergarten. That's some bullshit. Why would they make a little boy look like a grown man? Is their aim to shame the audience or something?

I'll just watch this song in isolation then, and pretend that he's a very childish adult/teenager.

Now I'm mad Sakurai's singing is wasted on such shit show, wtf.

Looks like a reverse "girl has body of a loli but is actually thousands years old" situation. It actually sounds kinda funny.
Might pick up even if it's shit, the guy is pretty cute.

I have no clue. At least for a bit they called the MC a pedo. Still it really bothers me girls are allowed to get away with it but a guy is forever condemned.

It’s not pedophilia when the guy clearly has a post-pubescent body. I don’t even know what the appeal of that is. Comedy I guess, but it just sounds like an obnoxious set up.

Doesn't matter if they look older they are still underage which is why many people get in trouble for sleeping with a minor because the kid lied about their age. Good luck trying to talk for way out of tha t.

1) Attraction to minors who are post-pubescent is called hebephilia, not pedophilia. It's completely normal since these people are sexually mature and for the majority of human history it was the optimal time for them to breed. Not saying that there aren't other reasons you shouldn't fuck a 14 year old or that it's okay to do so, but attraction towards a sexually mature minor is nothing to be ashamed of.

2) No actual 5 year old would ever look like that. Designing a character that looks like an adult, or at least an older teen, and then calling them a little kid is contrived as shit. It's worse than drawing a boy and calling it a girl, since instead of implying that people who are attracted to him are gay they're implying that they are potential kiddy diddlers. Which is ridiculous, because that clearly isn't a kid.

3) Even if he was a shota it's fucking anime. 2D =! 3D.

Found another one, this time from 2010. Doesn't do character songs my ass.
youtube.com/watch?v=uFym0hW3tq0

Actually, this one is probably fake. I can't find any information about a Claude character song outside of that video. Kuroshitsuji 2 character songs went through 10 different characters without using Claude of Alois for any of them. Or Ciel, since Sakamoto is too good for character songs too, but that's besides the point. Another youtube channel faked an Alois character song by pitching a song sung by the seiyuu for a different show down, so I'm guessing this one has a similar story. Can't find the original sorce of the song, though.

I never used to care about seiyuu before, but now I’m seeing these six everywhere. I’m not sure if I like this development yet.

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Thread with translations of the new stuff from CUT magazine

>No osokara, todokara, or chorokara
>No juice at all
Damn.

I’m glad for the translations, but I really kind of hate this person too. Started following her for the scans, but I don’t understand why she’s bother to take the effort to scan them just to upload them in such a tiny resolution? Then the other night she did some attention whoring stunt where she threatened to delete her account until enough people gave her pity, and then she changed her mind. Fucking annoying drama queen.

>Then the other night she did some attention whoring stunt where she threatened to delete her account until enough people gave her pity, and then she changed her mind. Fucking annoying drama queen.
Isn't that a different person though? That one said she'd start with zaimoku and then do suuji
That "drama" was comically retarded either way.

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Jyushi always ruins the image with fucking look on his face.

>sitting on the ground in winter
Ouch.

Seriously why are his eyes so soulless?

Why do these muppets always look good?

2D magic.

I think this would look better if he had his mouth open and shiny eyes. He looks creepy here.

new

>People think its a Kara and Ichi skit
>Its really another Jyushi episode with Dayon and Dekapan to fill in the rest

Nah, will probably be Totty episode.

At least Kara get a bit of screen time.

>studio announces a matsu permakill will happen next episode
>it's not totty
worry

That didn't take long.

Funny enough anything that has nothing to do with Ichi or Kara I would see them be placed in for thier ship. Its really scary how fast they respond.

Sasuga

longer than I expected

Based

for previous PV too

I like this fanbase

I'm jealous of Karafags, they get so much fucking porn of their best boy all the time.

If they're gonna permakill anyone it should be Ichimatsu. He would probably prefer it that way too.

Rankings for the brothers who do generally care for others without any hidden meaning.
>Choro
>Kara
>Jyushi
>Ichi
>Oso
>Todo

I am only saying this because Choro will step in even if he doesn't really want to do it so long as he believes its the right thing to do. I do hope they show other brothers in a better light from time to time especially Todo.

That's because he's the sexiest.

Too bad I can't find anything without him and Ichi together with some fucked up fetish put in. Occasionally you might get Oso, but that's about it. You would think with sextuplets you would get more orgy based doujins Instead its always just one pairing while the other brothers never fucking exist. T

I want to try the hard drug called Jyushi

I want whatever drug ichi's on

I looked this shit up and it says the girl is 15 years old, still creepy but she is deffinitely not an "adult woman" so maybe that's why the author for away with it more easily than it had been, say, a Christmas cake and a little boy

Since when did totty have such thicc thighs?

I like this and they actually don't make Choro look like a skeleton.

This should boost those Blu-ray sales.

Stuck-in-a-wall is a patrician tag. Can’t wait for the doujin.

Clearly I'm not following the right twitter feeds. Can I have the sources of these?

I'm sorry user, already lost in the terribly designed depths of twitter's dashboard. I tried to chase it but it was already to late.

If they wanted to boost the sales they do another shitty lottery ticket system they did with LL.

aren´t they all canonically a bit fat and ugly?

Have you taken time out of your day to pray to jyushnu?

>Ugly
Out. Now

No they are all average nothing really bad or great about them.

what episode?
I don´t remeber that scene

Ep. 14? It was the one with fappymatsu

I don't get why so many people insist they should be fat or even chubby. They are still young and they are japanese, not american. Matsumom probably cooks good healthy food for her dear NEETs.

That’s fine. Thank you for trying.