>likes dubs THIS! I wonder how can anyone stand dubs.
Leo Howard
tries to fit in with every popular seasonal show
Ryan Butler
they have asuka as their waifu
Jaxon Nelson
>Animes I think I spoted one just now
Kevin Clark
>Makes threads about his insecurities by gatekeeping being a "real otaku" on Sup Forums so he can feel better about himself, oblivious that the way he posts gives him away him as a newfag that needs to lurk more. The worst kind really.
Hudson Murphy
>faps to 3d >likes shounen, FOTM, or only well known old anime >has friends or a gf >has a good job >has a good relationship with his family >is a girl >has good hygiene and takes care of his living place >is happy with his life >is a moralfag and/or believes in a religion >uses the words "edgy" or "deep" >insults people for being autistic >thinks its weird to buy figurines >has seen less than 300 anime
Levi Howard
If any one of these apply: >you watch mecha/isekai >you think Maasaki Yuasa is good >you barely know your classics >you tend to believe that if you like a given anime, it is justified on an artistic level >you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected >you think Evangelion is better than Space Runaway Ideon >you need subtitles to watch anime (i.e. not bilingual) >you watch for the plot >you watch for entertainment >you never rewatch a show at least 10 times >you don't have a solid grounding in animation theory >you don't have at least have some understanding of Satoshi Kon and Yoshiyuki Tomino >you have little to no understanding of anime outside of your preferred genre >you have little to no understanding of anime within your own preferred genre >you haven't seen all of 你是个大人物's documentaries >you mostly watch contemporary (post-1996) anime >you believe 'anime isn’t dead' >you make your anime analysis proceed from ideology >you think Korean Manhwa is good >you think intricate cinematography is 'pretentious' and that the filmmaker 'should just get to the point' >your rarely watch structural films >you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work >you think the 2000s were peak anime >you have a hard time forming structured and relevant anime criticism >you tend to refuse to judge anime for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of film authorities >you rarely watch for more than four hours straight
Colton Cox
he's just on several layers of irony
Daniel Scott
Are you an ironic weeb?
>"""ironic""" overuse of senpai or kouhai, may even use it for their online handle >Don't understand the concept of waifu and call everything 2D a waifu >stuttering and blushing anime girl pictures aka cuteposting >Crunchyroll subscription >usually only watches the latest "meme" anime like Maidragon >people who joke about lewding loli but find it disgusting if you fap to it >has social media accounts that are flooded with the latest FotM meme game/anime jokes (BotW, P5, Maidragon and Kemono Friends are good and recent examples) >loves games like Senran Kagura, Neptunia and/or Persona >Have a 3DPD gf >people who aren't virgin >if seen in real life, will likely be wearing some article of clothing that say something along the lines of SENPAI or TOP NEP >still plays Overwatch >loves memebait characters like Astolfo, Kanna, Makoto, Kizuna Ai >plays mobile games like Love Live, FEH, FGO and/or Granblue >can be on either side of the political spectrum but if right leaning, expect anime girls with photoshopped MAGA hats >primary means of communication are either Discord or Steam