Who would win? A High Tension Japanese Goblin or the Goblin Slayer?
Who would win? A High Tension Japanese Goblin or the Goblin Slayer?
Joseph Hall
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Colton Diaz
Love.
Austin Garcia
But goblin slayer loves slaying goblins and the japanese goblin loves being alive, which love is it that will prevail?
Jayden Long
Suika can dissolve into mist or become as big as a skyscraper, so I doubt Goblin Slayer would last long.
Jeremiah Lopez
>goblin slayer loves slaying goblins
He's just being tsundere.
Mason Morgan
Tsundere for what? He kills goblins on a daily basis.
Hunter Foster
His love is too heavy for most goblins to bear
Juan Nelson
Japanese Goburinu 100% of the time
Leo Gutierrez
General law is that all lolis are super OP for whatever reason.
Goblin Slayer dies, but dies sticking to his principles. RIP.
Isaiah Barnes
Look here, that's not a goblin. She's a female and not green. Call the hero or something i'm sure she can crit her to death.
Benjamin Baker
GS admits there might be good goblins so he will spare her life after she proves she is worthy to live.
Eli Reyes
When is the anime airing?
Charles Barnes
GS will ignore her as she is not a true goblin and proceed to keep autistically kill gobbos
Jack Long
Yes.
Asher Torres
Pretty much this. She looks like a demi human of some sort like lizard cleric, and her having a vagoo automatically disqualifies her from being a gob.
Tyler Nelson
>Female
GS would automatically dismiss her as a goblin and walk away. Suika would get fucking annoyed and start to stalk him.
Jonathan Campbell
Not a goblin, so no slaying.
Leo Morales
>His principles
Then he would walk away cuz she doesn't fit his vision of a goblin. Being female is an automatic "is not a goblin" for him.
Luis Wilson
She's an oni not a goblin.
Christian Anderson
But she's a japanese goblin.
Caleb Peterson
GS is insane and his vision of a goblin is set in stone. For him gobs have these three things
>Always male
>Always green
>Always with the same basic face structure
You will never convince him that suika or wasabi are goblins.
Gavin Carter
>You will never convince him that suika or wasabi are goblins
She'll change his mind.
Ayden Rogers
If CG can't make him open out, much less wasabi will convince him she is a gob.
Luke Taylor
Female goblins are only good for one thing.
Dominic Lopez
Suika, of course. The other dude doesn't even have danmaku. Can he even fly? How much sake can he take?
Jason Nelson
High vivid shutters green oni.
Oliver Ward
GS: " this is not a goblin"
Christian Adams
Strangely, sake doesn't make him go drunk but does put him to sleep.
David Gray
w-what is he doing to her?
Christian Butler
Forming a pact obviously.
Aiden Hall
Putting a slave seal on her.
Kayden Hughes
>ハイテンション
>high tension
Translator is a retard.
Oliver Murphy
>for whatever reason.
because it's more entertaining when you can't judge their strength by their looks
Noah Reed
doesn't she literally say high tension in engrish?
Zachary Evans
>I am goblin! Slay me!
>Go away
Joseph Davis
I'm not wondering why, I'm saying that some reason will be given for them being OP despite the looks (divine being, etc.)
Bentley Bell
It's wasei eigo and you shouldn't translate it literally. It means "excited, energetic, high-spirited".
Camden Edwards
Yeah, I imagine that if my love took the form of a 4 foot long oak club, it might be a little to heavy for most people to bear upside their skulls.
Kevin Reyes
The Katakana you're pointing at literally say "High Tension", what the actual fuck are you going on about?
Leo Smith
Yes, and マンション literally says "mansion" but means "a shitty cramped apartment". Kill yourself.
Easton Reyes
Stop posting.
Evan Allen
Didn't know Suika or any ハイテンション person was electronics. How does it feel to know neither Japanese, nor English you moron?
Hunter Flores
>He actually tried to ignore the "etc"
>He honest-to-goodness doesn't understand metaphors or slang
>Trying to lecture other people about language.
Jesus you're toxic.
Juan Robinson
これだからEOPは
>ハイテンション (和製語high tension)気分が高揚しているさま。緊張感が高まっているさま。
Hudson Harris
You probably also don't understand that with music translations, the preferred method of translating is to keep the fidelity of the sound as opposed to trying to transliterate, but you just go ahead and keep shitting up the thread. It's already dead thanks to your shitposting that no one gives a horse's ass about.
Chase Baker
It's the power of true autism. He thought he could pose infront of anons on the internet, then he got BTFO and all defensive. You think he would just stop posting since he's literally anonymous and nobody will remember him 20 minutes from now, but not him. He's on a mission.
Brody Young
>Sup Forums thinks onis are goblins
Ayden Gray
Maybe you shouldn't argue about things you have no idea about, especially if you "don't care".
>be dump EOP that can only use rikai and jisho
>pretend to know Japanese and "BTFO" someone
dictionary.goo.ne.jp
Jason Thompson
I just notice that there's one user forcing his ideals that GS won't recognize a new type of goblin. He seems to depict GS as a narrow minded person that don't acknowledge the possibility of female goblins. Which is the opposite of the real GS that are open to new possibilities.
What should I do about it, I wonder?
Isaiah Parker
>toxic.
I think you need to fuck off with your faggotry.
William Parker
>be dump EOP that can only use rikai and jisho
Looks like you got the wrong user, I'm not the one who was arguing with you. I'm just looking from the sidelines.
Isaac Jenkins
time to purge this thread. is it going to be poison, water or fire?
Colton Long
>oni
>same as goblin
gtfo
Julian Myers
i don't think female goblins exist in the GS universe
they seem to reproduce by raping human and elven women
Dominic Robinson
What? But there aren't goblons here, you aren't the real GS.
Landon Garcia
I don't get this doujin
>Give me your dick
>No!
>Proceeds to rape her
Was the Hero tsundere? How can you rape her if she wanted it in the first place?
Jace Jenkins
>Being this new
Brody Scott
Neither.
Landon Long
its the same as when people says demon demons and onis are the same because of translations, they just pretend to be retarded
Anthony Reed
I'm pretty sure he's calling you new because you apparently don't know the fucking video that was already posted in this thread which is just an old meme. But since you don't know old memes it's safe to assume that you're a newfag.
Landon Brooks
Nah, pretty sure it will be at some point. It just not revealed yet.
Joshua Watson
I'm not that guy
Xavier Baker
That doesn't matter, your sexuality has nothing to do with you being new.
Parker Watson
The only reason he wears the helmet is so the goblins can't see him blush.
He's just a genderswapped, more extreme Takagi, always trying to figure out what Goblin-chan is thinking and to leave an impression.
Jack Wright
Aw, that's so sweet of him.
Jason Turner
I now what I'm gonna spam in the next goblin slayer thread.
Cameron Reyes
Subterranean unicorn 2hu > Horned watermelon buddy.
David Johnson
Collapsing an underground ruin it is then
Caleb Jenkins
Could GS beat Rou?
Samuel Wood
Not alone.
There's a chance he can win if Goblin-chan helped him.
Aaron Green
She's a drunk hooligan that just wants to party with little regard to people's safety.
Is also a conceptual manipulator and extremely dangerous to be left alive, even if all she cares about is having high % of alcohol in her blood.
She must be put down
Ethan Perry
There's a chance that she could be used, if you research enough she had a soft spot for some people. If you can get on her good side, she can be a huge help.
Maybe try raping her first.
Grayson Bell
there was a manga about isekai a gobling loli and some dude exploring a dungeon or something, does someone knows the name of it?
Gavin Brown
>Immortal, unkillable Density manipulator, capable of controlling both physical and conceptual densities, can multiply, become intangible, throw fucking black and white holes as attacks, and even affect stuff like the density of an opponent's concentration or powerlevel if she wants.
>Vs a regular autistic knight
This isn't even fair and you know it. 2hoes are hax tier.
Kevin Lopez
Yep.
Kayden Morales
>knight
The fuck are you implying about Goblin Slayer?
Nathan Ward
What is it?
Cooper Bennett
user please.
Ethan Long
Here's something for you to reverse-search.
Ryder James
Adventurer maybe?
I'm not knowledgeable about D&D and shit but Goblin Slayer is just some dude with a regular armor, that picks up regular enemy weapons to use, has some scrolls, and partners of different classes to have some variance in his strategies.
Also specializes in killing hordes of enemy weaklings, a very different thing than taking on one extremely overpowered enemy
All things considered he has 0 fucking chance. Reimu is a planet level buster that specializes in murdering supernatural beings one on one, and even she can't get rid of the nip goblin even if she wanted to.
Logan Davis
GS isn't good enough to be a knight.
He's a glorified peasant that knows how to kill midgets.
Jason Johnson
that'll do user. that'll do.
i think we've already been shown that he muticlasses, he's a fighter and a ranger.
Alexander Murphy
James Miller
Would you, Sup Forums?
Hudson Phillips
I'd take away her alcohol. She'll never grow if she drinks that stuff.
Zachary Nguyen
>I'd take away her alcohol.
Monster.
>She'll never grow if she drinks that stuff.
How is your reasoning even worse than your action? How do you do that?
Jacob Howard
Shut up or she gets a flick on her forehead aswell.
Carter Moore
Jeremiah Russell
Goburou, yes.
Hoburou, maybe. Rou has magic and Detect at this point, but GS doesn't stomp around when he is cave-delving and should be able to sneak close enough. Both are capable of killing each other with one hit at this point. Just depends on who strikes first.
Onirou and up, no. Not that GS'd be interested anymore.
Chase Rivera
>The only good goblins are the ones who never come out of their stinking holes.
>THEIR stinking holes
They come out of womens' holes
Confirmed GS hates and disregards women because they are carriers of the goblin plague.
Brandon Baker
>You will never have wild drunk sex with Suika as you manhandle her tiny body and grab her by the horns
Why even fucking live man
Charles Flores
Suika is not goblin she is ogre
Michael Torres
sauce?
Julian Myers
He just wanted to be a goblin all along
Josiah Bailey
user. Gobo did nothing wrong. She just wanted to help.
Dylan Hall
based gs
Bentley Cooper
If she wanted to help, she never should have left her stinky hole.
Caleb Murphy
Goblins!
Angel Garcia
Goblin slayer adapts to the situation and grows through experiance. If he encounters a female goblin he will just adjust his mental notes on goblins to include that there can be females now.
Landon Nelson
Yeah, it'd be awful if these goblins got their hands on some innocent men. GS must protect them.