Warhammer 40,000 Series

I think this game is a positive example of making real progressive sci-fi video games. Orks, one of the non-Terracentric-but-equal-to-us species featured in this game, are not only NON-GENDER BINARY but also absolutely and perfectly body accepting. I hope that Warboss Gorgutz spreads her/their/his/zees/[preferred gender pronoun] message of progress throughout the entire universe!

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>orks
>body accepting

You sound like a runty little git

I know that this is bait, but
>but also absolutely and perfectly body accepting
No they arent. To orks, only big things matter. If you are a small git, you are fucking worthless to them and you wont just be judged for your size, but also outright killed if you happen on someone's way who happens to be bigger than you.

ORKS ARR BOYZ YA GIT! BOYZ! NOT ALL BODEE TYPEZ ARR ACCEPTUD! JUS DA BIGGEST UNS! AN ORKS DONT SPRED MESSUJUS! WE JUS KRUMP UMIE GITZ

Orks have a few gender identities

1) YOUZE MUCKIN' ABOUT YA GIT

2) YOUZE LOOKIN' FOR A KRUMPIN' YA GIT

3) WAAAAAAGHH

orks literally have meme magic

>orks
>body accepting

WORK MORE ON YA BAIT YA SNOTLING

The adeptus mechanicus is also progressive and is more than happy to assist you in removing your gender binaryism

40k ork lore is amazing, I almost went full autist and got into it but no one to play with and I'm to pretty for the local gameshop

I know what you mean. This here could be a male Eldar! How inclusive is that?

>yfw you realize orcs are literally space niggers

THEY'RE FOORBALL HOOLIGANS, YA GROT

OH MAN

TALDEER'S GONNA FREAK

So DoW 3 is apparently going to have base building.

How do i get good in Dark Crusade

Literally why? DoW2 was great.

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Always be aggressive, have some troops capturing points and the rest of your army attacking the enemy. The rest depends on the faction.

Da boyZ are too cunning for that

I'm fine with it,as long it does something like DOW1.

cause dow was better

I hope there's HD banshee/wych asses in DoW3

It's the same people that kickstarted titty monster farseers.
Of course there will be

There's no love for the eldar in Sup Forums? I learn about Warhammer from here but I almost never see them mentioned beyond random porn.

It was not. Not in a million years.

They were two very distinct and great games. They were really nothing alike and saying that one was better is just retardation.

Relic doesn't do sequels and thank God for that.
Just look at how negatively people responded to them "returning to roots" with DoW3, ditching great stuff like the interactive cover system.

I'm right here user, Eldar are my favorite race. It's just a meme to hate the pointy ears, most are probably indifferent to them.

Eldar are a nice faction but they suffer heavily from the creator bias.
The original DoW oozed with Eldar favoritism and the table-top isn't any better with them and Tau dominating everyone and everything.

But yeah, I also love my glam metal inspired Egyptian High Elves in space.

Anyone else try this? I've been playing it a lot and I'm liking it a lot. Orks seem really strong too.

Dark Eldar's ULTIMATE EDGE and the Harlequin's gimmicks are way better than stock Eldar desu familama

So in DoW 3 campaign we will play as Blood Ravens only?

no dow was definitely better and people seem pretty on board with the direction dow3 is taking. don't give me your bullshit lyin' ted.

>Be Slaneesh Cultist
>We are giving Orkz a bunch of weapons to crump the Guard across the sector
>Steal Regiment of Orks to sew giant floppy Nurgle tits on them before warping them into the frey

Should I have given then Chainsaw nipples?
>Guard won't know what hit them

Nope. We get Angelos, the Ever-Virgin, and GORGUTZ DA 'EADHUNTA

They swap around every few missions.

No, We will switch around playing the various armies from mission to mission

I started to read a abit about the Harlequins and they are damn interesting. Eldar Solitaire are basically overpowered mary sues with anime powers in an universe about overpowered mary sues.

So its' gonna be something like winter assault.They better include different endings for each character

>The Imperial Knight has a female pilot

>This is actually fairly okay

>I know that this is bait
This thread might be, but the original pasta wasn't.

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Aren't you special

the account name is #fat_acceptance nigga it's a fucking joke, not some actual tumblr bitch reviewing 40k. get your fucking head checked nigga.

How can you tell? Also are they actually manned by an alive guy and not some corpse like a dreadnought?

I'd be friends with an Ork

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yes, knights and titans have human pilots

Check the profile before making an idiot of yourself, stupid ape.

Has Relic said anything regarding cosmetic customization for your individual units?

I think the devs said so. And to answer your other question, Titan drivers in general pilot their respective Titan by appeasing its' "machine spirit" which is basically it's AI. The AI of Titans is extremely hard to control or something like that and it usually ends up killing its pilot after a decade or so. Also, if you piss off the AI the Titan will go on a fucking rampage

i did, here's a dota 2 review from that account.

"Game needs to have its privilege checked. Not enough trans-* and strong independent female champions in it."

yeah, the "strong independent" meme. who would have thought it was a joke account. but hey dude continue taking everything, including cumshots, at face.

Orks and everyone speaking of them use masculine pronouns

Whatever helps you sleep at night, ape. I'd honestly rather be dead than a filthy black ape like yourself.

Wow they need to fix their damn software.
I want to see it's cockpit

Why do newfags always get this wrong?
KROOTS
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Are the real 40k niggers.
>Wear rags and use shit weapons
>Can't build starships from scratch
>have no dakka
>Cowardly like niggers and ambush from trees
>Eat dead enemies
>Use stone tools
Fucking nigger/10

i'm white, but you keep thinking i'm black so you can keep your ego. stay stupid, fart sniffer.

DoW2 would have been great if it was RTT where you pick a set amount of units to take with you with maybe a hero or two instead of "Have Cyrus run around constantly reviving everyone else"

Yo whens space rats

>GOOD VIBRATIONS!

>Warhams threads are the only threads where Sup Forums isn't full of rampant shitposting

Is a world of endless war the only place where Sup Forums can find peace?

never, the race that was space rats got turned into something else

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