Fuck this little chinese cunt

Fuck this little chinese cunt.

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Someone will make a quirk will response saying, "Yes, I will."

Whoever does that has their mom die in their sleep tonight.

im trying

>little

her chinese accent is hilarious

I'd fuck her little Chinese cunt.

And afterward we'd cuddle and I'd tell her how much I love her.

Yes i will

Trying to find a girlfriend to cosplay..

I don't know if little is the right word you should be using to describe her

All Asian girls are little were it counts

Their penises?

For some reason I can't consider Mei a Chinese girl.

I'd love to

Shut up you queer

When are we getting a skin where her weapon is replaced by a canister of beijing smog that disables your enemies by making them vomit?

>play payload
>tjorbjorn
>bastion

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE. Explain how I am supposed to get behind the bastion as reaper or any character WITH TORBJORN RIGHT BEHIND HIM

>run towards her as she tries to freeze me
>she either dies in 2 hits or has to ice cube to survive

Fuck this 7

you're just making my penis harder

>entire enemy team is level 30+
>no one on my team is higher than 15


What the fuck is this matchmaking.

>playing as the Healer
>end up in a 1v1 with Mei, she freezes me
>wait
>thaw out kill her
She's so bad

Found the cross dressing squint eye.

[Condescending response about how you need to git gud]

Sounds like you met a bad Mei

>freeze
>headshot icicle
>dead

It's based on win %, not level.

Mei can 1v1 any tanks, except Roadhog if he hooks her first.

thank mr cat

Convince me to fap to Mei

I feel like she's a hard counter to Reinhardt

>step behind his shield
>freeze
>ded

I am saved

Alright
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>That feel when Blizzard is removing the SFM models

RIP the porn of our waifus.

1. don't use fucking reaper to counter turrets

there you go

Cute but I still don't see why I shouldn't fap to D.Va instead. Do you have something else?

How would they even do that? Raid the SFM animators' homes and steal their hard drives?

If you believe that you're a bit silly. The models exist now, they can't delete them forever.

this

oohh my dick can handle this thickness

They can delete the models for further use and they can copyright strike anyone who uses those models in any way because the models were stripped directly from the game.

I want to.

Well there's nothing wrong with D.Va, but i'll try. How's this?
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>They can delete the models for further use
As in remove them from download sites? They'd just get reuploaded

Or do you mean remove them from their game? Then they wouldn't have any character models

>they can copyright strike

They are making the porn as a parody, as long as they don't do it for profit, everything is fine.

Lern da law.

none of the guns in the game have spread or recoil just pick his dumb ass off.

Overwatch is a game of rock-paper-scissors. The value of 'what should i do/not do against X' compared to 'what should i play/not play against X' is significantly lower.

good luck DMCAing a torrent

Shit, I didn't realize that. I guess you guys are right. Even then, why would they want to remove the models if they are not using them for profit?

Nobody cares for old memes senpai

thank you inmunity cat

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I hate this fat bitch.

>Spray in your general direction for a second
>Can't get away cuz it slows you
>Frozen after less than two seconds of getting sprayed
>She can then casually take her time to headshot with icicles
>If you survive this or somehow don't get annihilated by her team and start damaging her she'll just iceblock and heal back to full
>there's no diminishing returns on slowing and freezing the same person

it's total nonsense

Do you have a fully nude one? I don't see the point in fapping to Mei if I can't even see her fat body.

>they can copyright strike anyone who uses those models in any way because the models were stripped directly from the game.

lol

>notice a sniper up in an obvious sniper window
>icewall it

>Even then, why would they want to remove the models if they are not using them for profit?

I was reading through the Blizzard Copyright Laws, it's because Overwatch is not released yet. You cannot use Blizzard assets even in media/parody purposes until the game is fully released.

So once the game comes out, it'll be fine.

Wow, so I guess this is okay as well. At least they are not permanently getting scrapped.

Hm..
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God why did we have to lose such a top tier VA like Aku

freezing people is complete horse shit in a shooter, but this game doesnt seem to care about "things that should never ever be in a shooter"

8/10 got me to laugh

it's so bad

Her freezeray even slows through Reinhardt's shield. It can't freeze or do damage, but it still slows for some stupid fuck reason.

That one is pretty good, I'll fap to it. Thanks!

yeah fucking blows
hopefully the new aku can pay homage

Wow you're so retarded it actually physically hurts me to read your posts

It's a stun, other character have stuns but somehow Mei's is the only one they freak out over

i

Why would they even do that? It's free advertaisment.

fair use also protects monetary gains
Otherwise Weird Al would have been shut down by Coolio a decade ago

:3

>Fuck this little chinese cunt.
Exactly OP, that's what I want to do.

Ahahahaha

Try reading something other than fan fictions on furaffinity for once.

sleep snug, kitters.

Fuck her hard

If you miss a stun with the other characters you miss it until the cooldown is off. Mei is the only character with a constant slow/stun effect on her primary weapon. If you miss a little bit with it it doesn't matter at all because you can just keep spraying them until they freeze.

Reinhardt can miss his charge and it repositions him and his other stun is an ult. Roadhog is an aimed projectile with a cooldown, McCree's is half the range of Mei's primary and on a 8 or 9 second cooldown, etc.

Season 1-2 Iroh is and will always be GOAT

because when you start getting frozen you cant even turn to defend yourself. thats like 4-5 seconds of being totally useless.

Mei is for slow sex and gentle cuddles afterwards only.

>You cannot use Blizzard assets even in media/parody purposes until the game is fully released.

Completely unenforceable

try 1-2

Citation needed

>Hooks mei
>crit shot doesnt kill because she has too much hp
>instantly frozen
>instantly dead

nah the cunt just needs nerfing

Is this supposed to be slightly sinister? I always thought the phrasing especially in the last panel was kind of creepy.

Wh...what? What does that have to do with anything said in the entire thread, other than proving my point?

i wish

>get hit by skill spray for 1 second
>slow effect is immediate
>cant turn or aim properly

thats like 4 total seconds of just being out of the fight

>She ice blocks
>Is healed
>She finishes freezing you
>You get mollywhopped by her and her teammates

good plan

until you are totally frozen you are completely free to turn around and shoot her in the face

the full freeze effect only lasts a second or two

God Tier:
>Mercy
>Mei
>D.Va
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
>Symmetra
>Pharah

Shit Tier:
>Zarya

Yes, I will.

Jokes on you, she's already dead.

TripsConfirmed.

>cant turn or aim properly
that's you needing to git gud, not the freeze effect

>hanging around while she's ice blocked if you don't have a friend next to you ready to DP her as soon as it breaks

post Mei homos

DELETE THIS - Blizzard

oh shit thanks

I was just frozen in place, kind of dragged back when I tried to move while everything going down like normal

Then the screen went black as all sounds faded out kind of echo-y
Once all sounds were drowned out pic related popped up and nothing else happened
had to alt+f4

shit was spooky

add me on steam and we'll fap to her

she needs less health thats about it. i feel bad playing her cause its completely broken, no weaknesses at all.

>>run towards her

She has the lowest range in the game on her freeze spray besides maybe symmetra, what kind of absolutely fucking retarded idea would it be to get closer to her (and probably her team) so that she can freeze you more reliably?

Masochists shouldn't post advice.

thank