How would you make a game that features the zodiac and their goddesses?
Here are some ideas:
>Followers of Aries have the best STR and SPEED growth
>Followers of Sagittarius have the best DEX growth
>Female Followers of Virgo are blessed with high charisma stat and good growth, they also have nice curves
>Male Followers of Cancer are doomed to be manlets who suck at life and cry about stupid shit
I'd rather the Chinese Zodiac.
Too bad I wasn't born in a dragon year
Libra here.
Time to tip the scales and praise Anubis pussy!
Why does the Gemini have two people?
>Aquarius
>Female
What the fuck
>aquarius
>undine
Fuck yes!
Twins, you idiot. The real question is why does pisces get two mermaids? I don't care if the symbol has two fish, you don't get to have two mermaids.
Taurus here, male
The fuck is Capricorn supposed to be?
> Cancer
This makes me so terrified as if some sort of destined fate
Baphomet
Libra here as well
We get the undisputed bestgirl
It's Pisces, not Pisci.
Ugh. Stupid lucky Virgo gets a cute demon...
>tfw when born sign changing day
>tfw will be 25 years old on Sunday
Gemini, high charisma and intelligence.
>no place so stick it in in the rightmost column
>Female Followers of Virgo are blessed with high charisma stat
Yeah those beta bitches don't get shit like that
Anyway, who Libra here?
>Male Followers of Cancer are doomed to be manlets who suck at life and cry about stupid shit
What is this meme?
>Capricorn
>Get best vagina out of all monsters
I'm not into loli
>Followers of Aries have the best STR and SPEED growth
Not a bad idea, but goddamn, as an Aries I'm nowhere near close to what it implies in descriptions. At best, my attitude towards people I'm close.
Zodiac's weird.
like this
Sagittarius here.
>Followers of Aquarius get magic/mana boost
>Followers of Gemini can dual-class
>Followers of Scorpio get 5% innate poison resistance and have a 10% chance to do 50% extra poison damage when landing a critical hit
Why is Virgo a vampire
why is virgo a succubus?
They don't look like twins. More like sisters or something. Why are Gemini's associated with twins again?
>Gemini is represented by the twins Castor and Pollux.[3] The symbol of the twins is based on the Dioscuri, two mortals that were granted shared godhood after death.[4]
This thread made me look up zodiac sign stuff and whoa, they're amazingly accurate to how I see myself as a person. Huh.
I think it's supposed to be ironic
Taurus master race.
>tfw you're an ironic succubus
>tfw libra
>tfw your zodiac says you're basically a gigantic slut
>tfw people say you're "way too friendly" or "a litte handsy"
I just wanna be friends with everybody...
Libra's are, supposedly sluts, to who they truly love and little else... Most of this depends on your other houses I guess. Too friendly is true though, and having hard choices taking sides and such...
I had a very close friend who was a Libra. Probably the best friend I ever had.
Touching dicks isn't being friendly, user. It's molestation.
Are you a succubus? I'd be friends with you in a heartbeat.
I had a libra friend once, it was literally impossible to not accidentally think you were in a relationship with her since she practically flirt every single fucking time and fucked everyone, in the end she was going out with 10 guys and I was like back the fuck off lmao.
Do I get a weird stat bonus for being born at the very start of a new sign? The influence of a sign can't be that strong on the very first day.
Did she always look a bit sweaty, maybe a bit sticky?
Sex with Virgo!
I'm a scorpio and I want to fuck the Taurus
same
Taurus here. Steam ID?
But that is just a little girl.
Unless you're thoughts are like pic related.
>tfw born in a COCK year
aries - str/dex
taurus - vit/str
gemini - int/cha
cancer - wis/vit
leo - str/vit
virgo - cha/int
libra - wis/int
scorpio - dex/str
sagittarius - dex/vit
capricorn - vit/int
aquarius - int/cha
pisces - cha/int
Who
>sun Capricorn
>moon Aries
>ascending Leo
here?
>goddesses
It would have to be cute boy gods or it would be shit.
You think you have difficulties?
Add to your statement being socially retarded. A recipe for failure
I'm Capricorn. How do I know if I'm Sun?
>Had
What happened to him/her?
>moon Aries
Manchild detected.
There's Zodiac calculators online capribro, if you remember your exact birth time you'd find it quite easy
Why does gemini have to be so boring compared to the rest?
>tfw earth dragon / taurus
feels alright man
The trick is to be vague enough and throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick, then people will ignore all the shit that slid off the wall and go "huh, wow look at how much shit stuck to that wall.
If you're really bored, go check out the Wu Xing, which was kind of an element/seasonal based astrology thing China does, which is fucking weird. You'd think they'd have spent all their time doing more useful shit.
en.wikipedia.org
Nothing. Bad circumstances led our friendship to break due to other people. Most Libra's will fight for a very good friendship and he did too, but in the end it wasn't enough. I feel lonelier everytime I think about it.
Aries Sun, Taurus Rising & Aquarius Moon.
>Be 15 years old
>Get my hands on some Chinese Zodiac book
>It's actually a "things people will never tell you"
>Lists all the "negative" and :mature" parts of each sign
>Be Scorpio
>Book says Scorpio are very sexually active and are kinky as fuck
>Think nothing of it at the time
>Be 25 now
>Jerking off every day to everything under the sun
I need to find that damn book again. I think it was called "Things your astrologist will never tell you" or something.
I got Fire Ox
The funny thing is that I also got Cancer for sun sign so I have fire and water
Looks like I'm a Sun Capricorn then.
I'm interested. Find it for us please.
Do it and share your knowledge.
>sun Cancer
>moon Aries
>ascending Libra
>manlet irl
>everyone thinks I am nice when I am actually an egoistic brat who deserves every cuckolding and bad shit happening to me
That means I like you.
Reminder that the Monster Girl Encyclopedia is being brought over, hardcover, in September.
>tfw moon aries usually has mommy issues
>tfw only fap to mom/son joi
This shits not just some bullshit man
>tfw gemini
What are we even supposed to be like according to astrology?
Why does cancer always get such a bad rep?
I have a theory. Ignorant fags associate it with the modern term for cancerous growths and therefore attribute negative aspects towards it when in fact cancer the zodiac sign means nothing of the sort.
>if you remember your exact birth time
I couldn't see a clock when I came out of the womb. It might have been behind the curtain or just somewhere above me mum. They wrapped me in blankets pretty quickly. Couldn't see much from then on.
>Sun Taurus
Am I okay?
Tom Cruise is the most famous one
>Libra isn't just a balanced all-round class
LOL we aint the scales for nothing, bitch!
how much does data collection pay, user?
Ask your mom. They're good at that stuff.
Mine was 6:20 PM.
We got a fucking crab for our sign
It's not really surprising people make fun out of us
Ebi, ebi.
>Scorpio is always fucking edgy
Why? I know it's a scorpion but come on ;_;
Sagittarius (best sign) here. I do often play archer in games and love hunting. Also Cerea a cutie.
Classes based on signs would be a cool break from the usual "warrior rogue mage" shit.
Cancer tanky crab armor. Aries magic warriors. Taurus beserker. Gemini clone magic or requires switching between to characters. Story would have to be based around the zodiac as well.
Cardinal Wind-Horse Libra
Detailed as whimsical and impulsive, very sexually open
Great friends and the best secret keepers (because they don't usually pay enough attention to it to remember it when called upon)
It's called Nasty Astrology: Things your astrologer will never tell you about your star sign
I have no idea how to read books for free online like I do movies or tv shows.
...
If Sun/Ascendat, it means you love communication in general, talking, etc...
Sun Taurus is basically the chill people who are somewhat materialistic, but not in a bad way.
Or would it be neat for the classes to be named after Zodiac signs and the story literally never references the Zodiac at all? :3
>supposed Gemini traits: talkative and social
>mfw shut in and ronery
What the fuck i am ? I mean i have born in 22 november so i always fall between scorpio and sagitarius...
Fuck life
You are saggitarius. The end.
>being the only Leo here
>female too
Shit.
Leave it to a Leo to be such an attention whore
My scales brothers.
I'm not taurus but I want to rub my dick on those abs.
Why does your being a female make the slightest bit of difference? Why did you care to bring it up?
People here immediately don't care and usually resent people for bringing up what sex they are because it's irrelevant and almost exclusively used for attention.
I do and I tried for my amusement
Its to under the radar for even undernet lol sry
I was looking through them being all "Don't be shit don't be shit" Then was happily surprised with the Goddess we got. I hope she's not a bitch though.
shut the fuck up, fampai. I love geminis
She looks like she would be tsundere as fuck.
The dates on gemini and leo are wrong.
May 21 is gemini.
A crab that thought it could goof Hercules up
you know how you google "[movie name] dvdrip/bdrip"
Same shit with books "[book name] pdf/epub" should do the trick
Sagittarius here
>centaurs are the worst monster girls
>prefer strength builds
Everyone likes capri-sun. Everyone.