Be me

>be me
>23 years old
>put a lot of time and effort in pokemon black
>always had that autistic preference to take only male pokemon in my team
>female friend came over while I was playing pokemon
>"whatcha playing user?"
>she leans over to take a peek
>asks to see my team
>go to team overview
>she immediately spots my pokemon's genders
>"so you're that kind of guy, huh?"
>mfw

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At least you are not Anthony Burch.

so you're that kind of guy, huh?

>wanting to stare at male pokeymans all day
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>always had that autistic preference to take only male pokemon in my team
>autistic

I think you mean homosexual.

>arbitraily just picking all male
>not picking your pokemon's gender based on what makes sense for that specific pokemon

For bug types I usually prefer females because in the insect world the females are usually bigger and stronger.

>gender in pokemon
>mattering at all
they even look the same so its irrelevant what gender your pokemon is

>its irrelevant what gender your pokemon is

Yeah man. I love male Combee. No difference whatsoever.

the only exception since nidoran male/female are different pokemon

>Only exception

gardevoirfag pls leave
no one gives a shit about that shitty pokemon

>they even look the same

this is incorrect

since gen IV many pokemon have differences between the males and females

for example the female version of Venasaur has a seed in the plant on its back whereas the male does not

the stats are the same so its only cosmetic

I used to prefer all male pokemon until I got tired of struggling against Attract and Cute Charm mons. Always have at least 1 female on the team.

It did in gen 2.

>not using both male and female pokemon

well ackchyually if you had a male and a female pokemon the chances that their IVs were exactly the same is extremely low so technically thats also incorrect

All 5IV and EV trained. Gonna do the whole fuckin dex

yeah no shit
same happens with 2 males or 2 females
IV isn't based on gender

just use a ditto for breeding

Other than some bird or fish pokemons that look feminine in a way, most of the ones i had were always male. It just made sense.

well if every pokemon has unique stats already then how is gender supposed to effect stats?

gender is only there for breeding nothing more

me

>be me
>>>/9gag/

and for the cosmetic changes

and also because it just makes sense you know?

>tfw no female friends

>Not just doing whatevers strongest
For what purpose
Do you literally not try to catch female pokemon even its something rare

>not having a female Abomasnow for its extra body hair
>not having a female Machamp

>how is gender supposed to effect stats?
Females always had lower attack IV in gen 2.

THIS IS WHAT THE PATRIARCHY WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. FEMALES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD AND STRONG.

things that never happened

>not having a female Machamp
That is the only Machamp I ever use. I also like using female Poliwraths too.

Pokemon always gave me the best of both worlds. I was able to choose the male character while having an all female party.

>yfw they go full SJW and allow gay couples to reproduce in Sun and Moon and have a higher chance of getting better IVs

>gender in pokemon
>mattering at all
Except for Nidoran, Ralts, Burmy and Combee. And anything having to do with Attract. And breeding.

>they even look the same
Not since gen 4 introduced gender differences like heart-tailed Pikachus.

I cared for a few pokemon I trained for battling online. I only wanted a male Slaking. I have a female Gyarados and called it MustacheLady.

>not having one of each gender from every species like a modern day Noah

If I'm in the mood for something else I just switch them out at a PC. It's the best option.

I think he's more talking about poemon such as the hitmon lines, meowstic and so on. not just wank material.

Too much work.

and Riolu.

But worth it in the end.

>All my mons have to be male.
Yeah, I did that when I was 8 too, user.
>23
Oh.

user, are you autistic?

>only male pokemon
what is with this sort of autism? i used to have it too when i played through pokemon games. was it the jews?

I prefer the term, "completionist."

What a waste for a good dick.

It's perfectly normal to be a boy who wants to get hot and sweaty while physically fighting alongside other boys, and ONLY other boys.

This, having a Machamp (female) would be as silly as having a Lapras (male).

>be me

fuck off reddit

I want to cum inside Cinccino

casual, Ive got like 5 venusaurs with different movesets, don't even ask me how many charizard variants I have

Thanks for spreading your sexist autism (possibly gay? Who am I kidding, of course OP is a massive faggot) with us OP. I expect nothing less from a Sup Forumsirgin.

Dont worry user you are not alone.

I think the only Pokemon that I ever had in my team that were female were a Gardevoir and a Delphox.

>mfw I tried to get a perfect 5IV-EV female Delphox

Good times

>people actually care about their pokémon's genders
Autists

I pick based on gender

>Espeon
>Sylveon
Females

>Charmander
Male, named Charles

>Gardevior
Don't even pretend you don't know

>Togekiss
Female

etc. It makes sense.

I like the logic for bugs.

> female friend
There's your problem

My name? Charles...I am a heart breaker

I want to pet a Scolipede's belly

How do you know it has to do with genders?

Yeah...pet his belly.
O-only pet it.

_____________same

How do you pick natures and moves?

>his

>tfw I play moemon
>tfw I'm very particular about who's a trap

>Only catch female pokemon
>Afraid of showing anyone

>mine is a jolly female with speed boost instead of poison point
I'm sure she'd let me give that belly a good ol' rub

the fuck is wrong with a male lapras

I was just like that OP.
Funnily enough, I started a SS run a few days ago and I know use whatever gender as long as it is a pokemon that I want.

It's not like she has much of a choice if you're her trainer. She has to obey every command you give if you have the right badges.

Every. Single. Command.

It doesn't have enormous tits. Everything should have enormous tits, especially things that shouldn't have tits at all.

>Currently playing X
>Have a male Gardevoir on my team
>Bugs the shit out of me but I can't be bothered to raise another one
>Been going through the entire game with a transgender Pokemon
>I'm a faggot that finds transgenders disturbing
>mfw

I usually don't care much about gender.

I caught a female Growlithe in White 2 that carried me through a few parts.

>>mfw
So I guess you're all the same, huh

Source

>Transgender
>Gardevoir
>A pokemon whose design is based on Shakespearean actors; men portraying women in theatre
>a male pokemon of a pokemon based on men dressed as women...
Your issue should be with female Gardevoirs, faggot

I wonder if she likes donuts

e621.net/post/show/511921

Who wouldn't like a donut with their tall glass of fresh milk?

>higher chance of getting HIV

ftfy

>Caring about the gender of your pokemons
You fucking furries are out of this world.

Not when it comes to beetles though
Heracross (M) all day

It has a girly face, and makes girly sounds.

higher chance of pokerus

Nobody cares bout keeping up with your autism.

Again, source

>the STD everyone desperately wants to get

2lewd

>being this demanding

e621.net/post/show/390751

You are such a fan of multi tits.

bug is not for fug

>fake board redirection meme
I think 9gag is for you.

Absolutely. More is always better.

bug is for snug on the rug after fug

Hitmons evolve based on stats, not gender. Only time it would matter for other mons is attract

Get off the table

>dragonite was first pokemon I maxed in yellow
>loved it, he was my dawg
>traded to gold once it become possible
my dawg turned out to be a girl

>mfw

>not being a genwunner

rekt nerd

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[Muffled goodra pasta in the distance]

Don't listen to this guy

He just wants to fuck the bug types

Fuck off Bui