Darkest sims secrets?
I'll start.
>Create me and my oneitis
>Create 3-4 strong black bulls
>I work and clean and cook
>She bangs one, gets pregnant, then bangs another one
>I raise all of her mixed babies
>Once she's done and we're almost old, we marry, but never ever bang
>A couple of days later she "kills" me and gets all of my hard earned money
Of course I fap a lot during all this
kill yourself
sage
Oneitis?
I rule 63 my girlfriend and myself, it's kinda hot I guess.
Did you make a shed?
You're patetic to be honest, senpai.
You should kill yourself.
i'm glad i'm not the only one
>make teenage girl
>constantly flirt with millionaire mansion owner old man
>ruin their marriage
>marry him
>he dies and leaves the mansion
D E V I L IS H
I usually sleep in the couch
real life advice specifically for you user:
don't marry
don't get in a relationship
live alone for the rest of your life
get old and die alone, peacefully
and that's just being nice.
the human race needs functioning families. not whatever the fuck it is that you are.
If this is real I would suggest chugging some draino
what does that mean
I get really in the mood and sometimes recreate characters from series with fitting relationships clothes skills etc etc
>town with Vocaloids,metal gear,Touhou,Zelda,Mario and various anime
>people responding seriously to this garbage-tier bait
This really is Sup Forums-2.0
>Make hot chick
>have gun mod installed
>flirt with random dude
>takes me to his house
>murder him
>sell all his shit
>repeat
What does Oneitis mean
It sounds like Boneitis.
I don't believe you, hows that? I think you're just hungry for them (you)'s.
This is now a FEMALE PIG thread
>play sims
>set the house on fire and kill people
>hide their graves in a doorless shed
>haunt new tennants with the ghosts of the deceased
FAT PIG
the girl ive loved for 6 years
>things that never happened.txt
Equivalent to drinking bleach, ie; kill yourself
Neck yourself
Holy fuck shes eating Sugi-chan!
>buy Sims 1
>make me and my rl girlfriend
>hire a maid
>maid is cute
>lost job, flirt with maid while gf is out of the house.
>fuck maid and fuck gf at different times of the day for a long while.
>maid and gf see me at the same time, both get pissed (srsly maid? You knew what's up)
>leave house go to library
>see qt 3.14, flirt
>come home with qt 3.14
>gf and maid still at my house, arguing from time to time.
>kick em both out (smart enough to give house ownership to just me at start of game)
>make qt 3.14 my new lover
>get bored
>start being really sadistic
>invite my ex gf (still my rl live in gf) back to my house
>get her killed
>invite maid over
>get her killed
>qt 3.14 isn't the wiser
>hire new maid
>get her killed
>hire new maid
>get her killed
>do this for a while
>Get even more bored, quit game.
>never play Sims 1, or another Sims game, again
See, that's the proper way to play Sims, not this degenerate shit
jesus, this is from my current playtrough, will you shut up already
forgot pic
I used to recreate my sister and fuck her with my self insert. I'm a sick fuck and I dont regret it.
No, you deserve to be mocked.
>girl invites me over
>way into me, we go up to her room
>I show her how to enter cheat codes on sims and leave shortly after
>pudgy
>5 o clock shadow
>hipster glasses
You are literally the epitome of cuck.
hey louie
>loving a blonde
maximum cuck
I know Im a cuck, but I still love and miss the old Louie pastas
nah, i'm outt