Isn't it time for the Mario series to evolve?

Isn't it time for the Mario series to evolve?

>stardust_crusaders.jpg

What does the JR stand for?

Juvenile rapist

Jr, Jr, he's a real bad guy
Who lives on a ranch with his Ma

Mario marries peach but gets cucked by luigi.
Mario has to take care of his wifes son like in yoshis island.
The bowser jr grow up and come to cross attack with goomba jrs.
Will you donate to the kickstarter?

>"Evolving" involves the crotchfruit of the original protagonist going through the same motions as their parents
What is this, a Disney direct-to-shiteo sequel?

>mullet

>Princess Peachs son

do I have to say it?

Why is Alex Kid cosplaying as Mario?

Jewish Revenge

Jizz Robber

ARE

Joantha rivers

>princess peach's son

Why would Princess Peach's son want to be a Plumber? He's royalty.

>Don't talk to me or Princess Peach's son ever again

Junior.

junior

>princess peach son

Jim Ross

That would imply that Mario banged another character which Nintendo is NOT about to jump on.

Donkey kong

...

John Romero

...

>timeless character
>let's change it

Are you implying Mario is a virgin? Because I'm pretty sure he snatched the Punani of the girls he rescued.

Cuck jokes aside, I actually think a concept similar to this would be kind of cool. I doubt nintendo would ever do something so crazy different. They'll probably just keep the same mario shit for 10 more years.

>Timeless character
>Lets not do anything with them unless it has a gimmick

>new NEW supa mario brothas WII NX U

Now post the rest.

Brilliant

Every nintendo character is virgin, Even Samus.

...

Never realized how weird Mario looks without the mustache

#YE

She is still a whore with a built in vibrator in her suit

>

>princess peach son
the person who made this clearly knows nothing about mario lore
peach married luigi

Just Rapp

Luigi married Rosalina you lore pleb

Absolutely, they should evolve it back to when they got it right the first time.

And that's obviously Mario's nephew, that Luigi named after him for all his services to the Mushroom kingdom, try to keep up.

>Mario spends year after year saving Peach
>Peach marries a real prince and has a kid with him
>Mario in his jealousy kidnaps the royal baby and raises him as his own
>You play as Peach.

in the end luigi got best girl

Gotem, get rekt fagio

rosalina is their daughter you retard

Just look at all those A presses.
What a fucking casual.

That old Mario looks kinda cool actually.

...

Holy shit I didn't notice.

No you see you have to go by autistic logic. He's not saying that Mario Jr. is "my wife's son" in the sense that mario is a cuck. He's assuming no one would know who the mother is without mentioning it was Peach.

Hey that's just a theory

A GAYME THEORY

Looks like Big Boss and Snake

By Gawd!

Does jr grow up to be sponge?

Super Mario Gear Solid V when?

I count at least 18.5 a button presses
step it up senpai

What if Mario Jr was a koopa?

What if Mario Jr was a Yoshi? haha

>he went to an empty star
wtf what a retard

>Princess Peach son

But Peach has a daugther with Luigi