Dating Sims

I want to play a dating sim, just because I've never played one. I want to see what it is and how it works (the game, that is). What are some of the more funny/bazaar dating sims you've seen?

>not being in an incestious relationship with your Brother printer

Play the fantranslated version of Amagami, that's the only decent one we'll have in English for a while, up until someone decides to translate tokimeki memorial or sakura wars. The genre is pretty dead though.

Hatoful Boyfriend and Kokonoe Kokoro is right up your alley

>I want to play a dating sim, just because I've never played one.
>Better start with a parody/satire
What's your logic here?

WELL

THERE'S ONE WHERE YOU CAN DATE JONTRON

I never understood in that how the sprite art was miles better than the CG art.

Let's be honest here, the sprite art wasn't very good either.

Hatoful Boyfriend. Just don't play the Hurtful Boyfriend route, shit stops being cute and cuddly and becomes downright nightmare fuel. Same with Holiday Star and the King route.

Fuck you Kazuaki, you're worse than fucking Souma Isa.

hurtful boyfriend is one hell of a ride

it kind of makes up for all the depressing routes in hatoful

can you play as a dude
i wanna snuggle jontron

Nope. You play as the personification of tumblr.

Katawa Shoujo is the ultimate normalfag dating sim entry. From there, play stuff like Hatoful Boyfriend, Amagami, Grisaia, Morenatsu, etc. Whatever floats your boat.

Or if you're feeling more /vr/, try Tokimeki Memorial.

the girl's side versions are on more modern consoles.

UGHHHHHH
"they're androgynous~*~~*"
FUCK YOU, NO BOY LOOKS OR DRESSES LIKE THAT

What are some actual dating sims, and not just VNs?
Something where I feel there's something that resembles dating, instead of following a storyline

tokimeki memorial.

it's a stat grinder though, buckle up

Dating cripples is normie?

Or how about playing an actual good one instead of memes?
I recommend True Love 98.

>no Markiplier
Why bother?

I mean Katawa Shoujo is a pretty basic VN. Pretty linear and the choices your character makes can be fucking stupid.

>hating on hatoful boyfriend

Most of the routes weren't that depressing with the exception of Nageki and Shuu.

I wish there had been a route for The King. And Ryouta's dad. Too bad Moa will never make a sequel.

Am i on reddit or am i being rused?

Have you looked at Markiplier before?
Dude is handsome as fuck.

Markiplier: "Shut up Wade! I'm having a romantic situation with a Dinosaur! Shut up!"

Play Hadaka Shitsuji. Stick solely to Ichinose and fap furiously to him getting mindbroken by gay Rance.

ARE THERE ANY BARA DATING SIMS OUT THERE

Angels with Scaly Wings

Have you even played Hatoful Boyfriend?

>bazaar
It's "bizarre." A bazaar is a marketplace.

No i don't play gay normalfag garbage.

Just what I was looking for, I want to play as a nerd improving himself and bettering his life so I can dream of having some agency.

>not playing a bazaar dating sim

SO MANY BURKAJIN CAN BE YOURS TODAY

>a girl dating pigeons in a world where birds are evolved and humans and mammals are near extinct and if she doesnt find love she'll be killed
>gay
>ormalfag

Your meme buzzwords dont make any sense.

There's one involving pigeons.

There's that one on Steam that some guy from /k/ made about dating tanks.

is this a t-rex dating sim

I've always wanted to fuck a t-rex desu

It's a memegame, all memegames are for normalfags

I wish boys looked and dressed androgynous

masculine shit is awful

it's called jurassic heart

it's cute but short

it doesn't have to be the polar opposite, you know
the adrogyny thing is a dumb yaoishit fujoshi trope is all
just wear a longsleeve and jeans, sheesh

>normalfags
Who cares tho? If it's fun it does it's job.

Coming out on top and super health club

they rarely get made
and never get a english translation

See No Evil, but it's not really much of a dating sim so much as a sex game.

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>I want to play a dating sim, just because I've never played one.

Start with Katawa Shoujo or Yume Miru Kusuri(hentai). Both are in english.

FUCK
OTOME OP WHEN YOU WILL RETURN TO US AGAIN?

>memegame

I just can't keep up with you kids and your buzzwords.

Hey, I don't much care for his commentary style, but Markiplier is a pretty damn attractive man (moreso before he dyed his hair, anyway). That hybrid vigour, man.

WHY ARE THEY SO OILY?

ECH

Coming out on top isn't bara. It is literally normal dudes. A couple of them are ripped but I wouldn't say bara.
Super Health Club is bara but I hear it is either incomplete or has glitches. Get conflicting answers.