Webm thread

you invade
>its a gank
you kill the host anyway
>a connection error occured
HEY MOM UNPLUG THE INTERNET

any other webms or stories appreciated

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who cares, the rewards are shit and you already proved your point

relax dude he just wants webms

>faggots on this website think summoning is pleb shit
>They will never have random adventures like this
feel bad for them tbqh lads.

I feel guilty when I'm helping other players as phantom and someone invades. Most of the time we can kill invader easily in a couple of seconds but at the same time I don't want it to look like gank squad or let the host to be killed by invader. I rarely see invader using full game potential to fuck our shit up and it makes me sad.

>Tried to upload a 20 second video from my ps4 to twitter so I can make a webm of it
>can only copy 15 seconds or I have to make a 7min+ youtube video
fucking ps4 feels like a mistake sometimes

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Only real story here is stray demon fight gone wrong

I sort of feel the same. I really love it when an invader gives a good effort.

need more hacked invasion webms

What was that man even doing?

filming a fuckin tiger chasing a dog and cat

Based thor protecting Asgarens from faggot reds

i wouldn't mind hackers like this, because shit like this is at least funny.

all the hackers i've seen/ran into on DS3 so far are just being cunts.

It's only a gank squad if the host has all 3 phantoms and they're hanging around for invaders.

If your host is actually trying to reach the boss, then you shouldn't feel bad about protecting them in pvp. It's not like they wouldn't have the red eye orb or have the level cleared out to get their souls back, should they die.

>summoned co-op for a level for the hell of it
>some jackoff piece of trash invades
>lands a cheap hit on me with a piece of trash weapon
>i clip him with a vestiges
>"hm, nothing.."
>i just start rolling back because i sense something is wrong, buddy is tied up with mobs
>guy is chasing my roll, i somehow get off a chaos orb, hit him straight in the face, does 0 damage
>i realize i'm fighting against my first hacker and why he wasn't even trying to dodge my pyro
>alt-F4 out as he starts hitting me

Invaders are pretty bad desu, most are too scared to even 1v1 you. Maybe 1 out of 10 invaders is worth his salt.

I love DaS3 webms of gank squads being absolutely crushed. They're satisfying as fuck.

But this webm will always be my favorite. This webm is just fucking perfect. I hear the Scooby Doo running sound effect in my head every time too.

>he flies off at the end

Anyone else go Sneaking Mission mode when they get invaded and just Chameleon somewhere?

Use share factory, it's not great but it works.

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wrecking faggots cheesing through a level with 3 phantoms is way more satisfying that beating a gank squad.

>tears of denial
>rapier
>Hornets Ring
I don't feel bad.

>there's an HD remastered version of the first two stages of Timesplitters 2
>you have to play that shitty Homefront sequel to access them

here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=LxONKAPUKbU

Yep. I just chameleon and tab.

Nice try friend you want to do this on the main page though

Thanks for posting, and welcome to Sup Forums! :^)

I'll check it out thanks

I will literally find the best place to blend in, use Chameleon, then go afk for 30min.
If they manage to find me somewhere in that time they deserve to kill me.

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Funny invasions are the best, period. Cosplay as shit, use inefficient but interesting weapons, etc. Upgrade stuff but don't be a minmaxfag picking the most powerful weapons.

I feel it's more rewarding to wear the appropriate armor and Spread Out into tall grass.

What's with the guy taking a shit at 0:30?

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what the fuck

>kill all mobs near giant bonfire at beginning of undead settlement
>move all bodies into one giant pile
>use dried finger
>dress in all worker gear
>use stretch out gesture in pile of bodies
>front row seat as invaders sprint around looking for me

kek since no enemies were killed past the giant bonfire they knew I was around there somewhere but kept running right past me

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I thought ragdolls were cilent-side only to save netcode.

Please stop posting this uninteresting shit. There is literally nothing unique int these webm's and I get the feeling you're going to post 10 more of these.

>Only axe I enjoy is the dragonslayer
>It's spilt damage
fucking why FROM

Dear god I'm dying

Call an ambulance

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>think you can outwit an onion.jpg

What's the point in disconnecting at that point? You're right next to a fucking bonfire. All you're losing it one ember to rekindle.
Unless the guy was that salty and thought he was spiting OP by disconnecting.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wz5vnejEieA

Can't be bothered to webm.

Every time every thread without fail.

I think someone's jealous because he doesn't have any good webms to share ;)

oh fuck that's kinda clever

>Unless the guy was that salty and thought he was spiting OP by disconnecting.
Pretty much.

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Enjoy your softban

>Spaghetti twirler didn't come back in III

Which axe? That battleart looks pretty cool.

>that
>good webm

user, plz. You're right, though, I don't have any non-reposts.

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>actually a trade in caestus guys favor
Fucking kek

Anyways, The dark souls 2 webms make me sad. das2 had a lot more pvp magic than this game. Mound makers is cool, but somethings off.

lol you can get soft banned if you get disconnected from online retard

>those fucking clowns who hit him and spin like beyblades

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Yoooo, I was killed yesterday by some guy doing that shit.
Didn't see it coming at all, pretty clever really.

>somethings off.
You mean poise? :^)

heh poise would completely ruin pvp for this poorly thought out game, and you know it. this is scholar of the first sin tier blunder

I only make shit webms tbqh

Brigand Axe

Holy shit I need to make a fist build.

oh fuck that webm

DS3 has so many collision issues
I've seen multiple enemies fall through the world and big enemies glitch though walls

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>Try to Chameleon before Invader shows up
>Transform right when he enters the room
>He claps at me

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>Kingdom_Hearts_2_final_boss.webm

That or go and summon phantoms. Wasting invaders time/killing their fun is pretty neat, and I love how DaS3 fucked them over.

>muh invasion
>muh honor

Invasions were never fair for the host, now the tables have turned. Stop crying.

youtube.com/watch?v=kHtRfwEa324

I just thought the spawn animation being so out of place was funny.

Just act casual. What's he going to do, stab you?

stabbedman.jpg

Super stylish, at any rate

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Do you happen to have the one from DS 1 where the guy switches to full havel dads before he riposte a guy?

I've had ganks where the host puts on the white phantom ring and his phantoms put on the ring that removes the phantom effect.
Kinda backfired though because I always go for the phantoms first

spanked

It takes a ton of disconnects and can be fixed with circlets, which respawn after a long time.

whatever happened to this?

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>Parry fishing for a 100-0 greataxe critical.
This looks boring as sin.

I thought this died

>that filename

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can parry the most badass shit in the game
>cant parry spin arts
why

Someone post that bleach gif please.

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one hit kills that arent agaisnt gankers are so fucking boring.

Look at him keep mashing attack instead of dodging

Someone's mom dropped them on the head as a baby

thank fucking christ for that

>Summoned in Undead Settlement at level 11
>Me and a Sorcerer in starting gear heading through
>Invaded by mad spirit Raiden!
>oh alright it's probably someone who found the covenant and is trying it out I'm ready
>Spot him running at us
>Morne Helm, Drang Set, dual Katanas buffed with Charcoal Pine Resin
>Trying to work together to get hits in
>He chugs at least four Estus, all restoring him to full HP
>Kills both of us
>Curl Up

what an asshole